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Watch out, Jamie Hince. Our antihero, Pete Doherty, has sent a message to his ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss, by shelling out £5,000 for a highly unflattering painted portrait (by “artist” Sam Shaker) of the supermodel.

Doherty actually commissioned the work when he and Moss were still a couple last May - but never paid the £300 Shaker charged for it.

After splitting up with Moss, Doherty went to the club to get it to give to her as an apology, but he did not have any money on him. It hung on the wall for a year and Shaker considered auctioning it for charity - until Doherty finally came to claim it. Shaker decided that the work had rocketed in value and charged Doherty more than 16 times the original bill.

But Doherty, who was performing alongside DJ Peaches Geldof, was obviously feeling flush as he also snapped up a painting of himself with Paul McCartney, and one of his new best friend Amy Winehouse, wrapping up all three pictures in a bin liner. Doherty, who was as grubby as ever with dirty fingers and wearing a Burberry check shirt - an item popular in “chav” circles - looked happy about his purchase as he left the club with his friend carrying the paintings.

Ahh…. nothing quite says “expensive art” like one’s wrapping of three newly-purchased masterpieces in a trash bag.

In the meantime, Pete has posted yet another bizarre YouTube video, which shows Pete and an unidentified friend bitching about the Daily Shite Mail. Both Pete and pal, who looked a bit like Drew McConnell but probably isn’t him, have their faces blurred out in the video. I guess they’ve gone incognito or some shit. Video below:

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Quite often, I use iTunes to download podcasts of Adam Corolla’s radio show. Usually, I don’t listen to the guest segments unless someone interesting happens onto the schedule, but Corolla’s rants often get me through the day, and the “Week In Rage” segments are right up my angst-ridden alley. During today’s show, the first “How Say You?” segment led to the topic of John Mayer, and, naturally, Corolla gave his opinion on the guy:

John Mayer… I sat next to him for this benefit, and we didn’t talk a lot, but he seemed like a decent enough guy. I see him all over these news shows. I see him dating various celebrities, and my first impulse is like, “Oh, Jesus, you a-hole, would you just date, you know, date a secretary and see if you can string together four months without hopping from one starlet to the next? What’s with all the tattoos, and… I know you have that one song about how your body’s a gymboree or something. Whatever it is, alright, that song’s five years old, isn’t it? Like, are you crankin’ out the hits? What’s going on?”

And then I pass the posters for, like, different radio stations like “We Play The Hits,” and there’ll be a big picture of John Mayer up there, and I’m like, “I don’t know anyone who has any John Mayer CDs.” Alright, here’s my whole thing… a-hole or not, I see him do standup comedy.I see him be funny. I see him do these kind-of-like stunts and screw around with the paparazzi…. He rides that “Crest of Douchebag.”

Yeah, exactly. While I’ve listened to a bit of John Mayer music just to familiarize myself with the dude’s art, or whatever it is, I couldn’t name a single song title. John Mayer is just more of a media personality than any of the music that he actually creates for a living.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Thank gawd I am not famous.

I could not stand to have paparazzi around me like Lindsay Lohan has in this video. I think I would lose it! I’d seriously have to come out swinging nunchucks or a heavy ball and chain and shit. I kid not, there would be blood!

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Candy Spelling is still enjoying her children’s inheritance on the Las Vegas slots.

It was one year ago that Candy hit $200,000 on a high roller slot machine at the Bellagio, and last weekend she did it again, to the tune of $180,000.

I love how TMZ is reporting that she is a lucky gambler and has won all this cash. Let me tell you something, more than likely she spent MORE than $380,000 to win that money. I worked in a casino for years and if she’s gambling at the high roller machines -and often - I guarantee you she is not “up” $380K.

Who cares anyway. Bitch is worth over $600 million and still looks like Porky Pig.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

[Photos: Daily Mail]

Lily Allen loves to party, and last night was no exception at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London where Lily got her drink on and had to be carried out of the after party.

Lily sported bubblegum pink hair and matching baby blue fingernails and shoes. I actually think her dress is adorable, but wait, what print is that exactly? Bambi with blood squirting out of it’s neck? Am I seeing that right?  Oh, well, I still love it!  But I have a feeling a lot of you will disagree!

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For a woman who claims she’s so over Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards sure seems desperate for details about his May 30th wedding to Brooke Mueller. MSNBC says

The former Mrs. Sheen personally phoned the OK! magazine offices for an advance copy of this week’s issue, which features Sheen’s wedding on the cover. “She was feverishly trying to get her hands on a copy. She wanted to prepare herself for what she was going to see on the newsstands,” said the source.

Richards did photo shoots with OK! both during and after her marriage to Sheen.

I thought the trailer for the new movie “The Women” really embodied the sad pathetic-ness of the whole situation. “The Women” is about four friends — Annette Bening, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Meg Ryan and Debra Messing — who band together when Meg’s husband is caught cheating with a perfume girl (Eva Mendes). It’s like they took the projected demographic for “Sex and the City” and then took away the sex, added twenty or so pounds, a bitter divorce, bunions, and an undying love for Oprah and all things jersey knit to equation. Factor in the numbers of screens in the mid-west and symbol π and you’ve got yourself a bonafide formula for “dumpy middle-aged divorce movie magic.” You can’t forget the π, though. It’s one of the most important mathematical constants. And also because lonely overweight divorcees really like pie. They get pretty angry when they don’t have it.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Yeah, she’s a little nuts sometimes, but I love crazy bitches.

While I’m not too wild about this outfit, it is better than what Beth usually rocks. And damnit, I really have got to get me a pair of those hot ass gladiator sandals. . .

I’m not diggin’ the no-eyebrow thing though. Unless you’re Marilyn Manson or a tranny you should keep your own eyebrows! Someone should tell that to Kristy Joe from Rock of Love, who probably has the scariest eyebrows (sans makeup) I have ever seen!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Oh my gosh, I love these two. And I love what they are doing for Autism.

Yay for celebrities who really do something good with their status. I’m sure the people who are affected by Autism feel so fortunate to have these two on their side.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Television icon, Ed McMahon, is fighting to keep his multi-million dollar home.

Since breaking his neck well over a year ago he hasn’t been able to work, causing him to get behind in mortgage payments.

McMahon, 85, best known for being Johnny Carson’s sidekick and spokesperson for American Family Publishers’, was a whopping $644,000 behind in payments when a default notice was filed with the Los Angeles County Recorder’s Office back in February.

McMahon’s spokesman, Howard Bragman said, “There are plenty of people affected by the weak economy, bad housing market or bad healt.”

He adds that McMahon has been discussing options with the lender but is not sure what the outcome will be at this point. The home is worth over $6 million and has been on the market over two years. Apparently it’s not far from Britney Spears’ pad, which doesn’t help, due to the paps infecting the area.

Poor Ed! To be 85, recovering from a broken neck and then to possibly lose your home. Nobody deserves that. Especially at 85!

Although I have to admit, I find it bizarre for someone who has been in Hollywood for as long as he has, to not be able to take work off for a year and still be able to live?

Regardless, I wish the best for he and his wife Pamela.

Source: www.derekhail.com

There’s really no reason to show you pictures of Alessia Marcuzzi.  She’s an ex-model who’s boning an english football player and that’s about it, but it’s a slow day and there isn’t anything going on so that is exactly what I will do.  Enjoy the MILF ass spectacular!

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I take a great deal of pride in the fact that I have never once knowingly listened to a Lily Allen song. I have also never watched an episode of “The Hills” or “Gossip Girl” or any of Season 7 of “American Idol.” I read recently that exposing yourself to too much crap can make you get fat, and if there’s one thing a girl can’t be, it’s fat. Or ugly. Case in point: 23-year-old “singer” (like I said, I can’t confirm that) Lily Allen had to be lugged out of the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London last night, where she cleverly used her Editor’s Special Award to hide her face from the paparazzi, without considering the bright pink hair and the decapitated Bambi print dress and the teal shoes might give her away anyway. The Daily Mail says

Bleary-eyed and most definitely worse for wear, the newly pink-haired singer covered her face with her very own Glamour gong as a security guard put her in to a car. Lily, who teamed her freshly coloured tresses with a prom dress decorated with prints of a bleeding Bambi, had [to be propped up] as she struggled to keep her balance.

Like my dad once said, “Nobody likes fat chicks.” He also used to say, “Better hope Santy Claus brings you a treadmill” and “What are you, some kind of lesbian?” I think Lily could have really learned a lot from my father.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Yea, so apparently someone figured out how to hack into Myspace thanks to a leak in Yahoo’s security.  This means you can see ANYONE’S pictures even if their MySpace is private.

Thanks to “data portability,” a faddish technology movement that the Valley has been buzzing about for months, you can see any profile you want on MySpace.

Here are his instructions, which involve no real hacking or unauthorized access — just typing in Web addresses. They work because Yahoo allows its users to add their MySpace profiles to their cell phones without checking their credentials; it requires a login, but accepts any login, not the specific user’s login.

Well, the pictures are boring but at least it gives all you stalkers out there free range to look at all those hot chick’s pages that turned you down.  Have an ex girlfriend?  Look her up and check her out.  It’s the wonder of technology on the internet folks, it gives perverts and stalkers chances to kick it up to the next level.  Enjoy!!