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It was nearly impossible to resist mention of this billboard in Auckland, NZ, which promotes a local television screening of Quentin Tarantino’s first Kill Bill flick. This billboard, featuring Uma Thurman as The Bride, actually appears to bleed into the street-level dimension, which includes the two affected white cars as part of the advert itself. This is quite possibly the coolest advert in recent cinematic history, which bizarrely refers to content thar is relegated to the television screen.

After spotting the Tarantino advert, I pulled out a few more examples of odd placements for film billboards. The below billboard for the The Bourne Ultimatum actually appeared on the side of Matt Damon’s apartment building (photo shamelessly swiped from The Smoking Gun). Meanwhile, the advert for Resident Evil: Extinction was located, quite amusingly, on the side of a NYC Jewish synogogue building. Theoretically speaking, zombie apocalypses don’t discriminate on the basis of religion, right?

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• Nick (Bollea) Hogan has been denied his request (hooray!) to be let out of the jail’s solitary confinement and into general population or house arrest. Nick’s attorneys claim the seclusion is cruel and unusual punishment and that it’s unbearable for him to be in there 16-17 hours a day. We wonder if he’d rather be in a coma 24/7?

• Also in Nick Hogan news, Nick has decided to sue the Florida Sheriff’s department that released the phone calls he made from jail to his mother and father. The lawsuit names privacy rights and is seeking to prevent further tapes from being released. Last time I checked you pretty much lose all your rights when incarcerated. Maybe he should exercise his right to shut the f@*% up! Nick’s attorney says, “Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail. Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

• Those crazy Lohan’s are at it again. Michael Lohan has reopened the divorce case saying that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, won’t allow him to see his children. He also accuses her of often showing up to therapy sessions late and/or drunk off her ass. He says she failed to bring the children to 15 of 29 judge-ordered visits with their father. He adds that Dina prioritizes her relationship with her children as such: First, as their manager, Secondly as their friend, and Lastly, as their mother. The two were scheduled to appear in court this morning, with Dina facing “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she didn’t show.

• Lisa Van Allen, R. Kelly’s former lover, is coming forward with tales of the R&B star’s predatory sex practices. She claims he carried a duffel bag of sex tapes with him no matter where he went. She says she was introduced to the under-aged victim before having a threesome, but once Van Allen began crying Kelly became upset and quit filming saying he couldn’t do anything with the footage. She also claims he tried to retrieve the video from her by offering $250,000. Kelly’s attorneys claim Van Allen stole a $20,000 Rolex from the singer and that she may have set him up in order to extort money.

• Megan Fox admits she has a higher sex drive than most teenage boys! Just what the millions of men around the world wanted to hear. The drop dead gorgeous Transformers star says, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.” You can pick your tongue off the ground now, guys!

Source: agentbedhead.com

For the past few years, one of the few things sadder and more pathetic than Jennifer Aniston’s love life has been paying close attention to Jennifer Aniston’s love life. But I’m not going to let pride, or even minimal self respect, keep me from giving this story the attention it deserves. Right now, Jennifer seems to be making up for lost time with her new beau John Mayer, and events on Planet Rachel are moving really, really fast:

• Jennifer has taken John around for an initial inspection by Courteney Cox Arquette and her husband David. This is a big deal because, according to an anonymous source (see link below), “Courteney guards Jennifer like a mother hen,” and reportedly thought that Vince Vaughn fellow Jennifer was seeing didn’t measure up.

• Jennifer and John are planning to get matching tats, although the design and location have yet to be finalized. Jennifer would like them both to get hearts on their stomachs, which anatomically speaking sounds a little like getting a foot tattooed on your hand. John would prefer them to get matching J’s in “a secret place” (this had better mean their groins, because all the other alternatives are flat-out disgusting). We’ll see if this dispute turns into a deal-breaker.

• Regardless, the two are planning to buy a house in Malibu Colony, conveniently close to the Mother Hen. According to yet another loose-lipped anonymous source, “They know it hasn’t been long, but they like one another enough that if their relationship doesn’t last, they can still share the house as friends.”

This last sounds like conclusive proof that love has caused Jennifer’s judgment to slip a transmission belt. When John moves on, as he very likely will, having that heart, or J, or Smurf/Smurfette tattoo lurking somewhere on your torso is going to be quite enough of a painful reminder. Sharing a house with John’s tattooed groin and the starlet or supermodel he’s currently boffing sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Amy Winehouse continues aging before our very eyes.

Her skin isn’t clearing up, it’s still getting worse. Not only is it broke out in disgusting sores, it’s aging like mad!

Is that the Virgin Mary I see in Amy’s skin? Or is it the state of Illinois? Damn, is bitch shooting up in her face, or what?

Before long, Amy is going to look like she is 50 years old - more than twice her age. Just give it a year or two. If she actually makes it that long.

Amy’s following in the footsteps of these hot junkie bitches!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Sarah at the Palms Saturday, 5/31

George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass - so to speak.

Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.

Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party - the same casino she worked in only a year ago.

She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!

One of Sarah’s friend’s dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“Mark just moved here from San Francisco. To clarify, we are not having a commitment ceremony and I am not performing a commitment ceremony. . . Once you are given something that you were never allowed before, you realize how much of a second class person you were before. That is horrible and fantastic at the same time. It makes me want to sob and scream with joy all at the same time.”

- T.R. Knight, 35, insists he and boyfriend Mark Cornelsen, 19, have no plans to marry despite the ban on gay marriage being lifted in California.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Photo: New York Post

Tatum O’Neal is claiming that she is relieved that she was caught by police buying cocaine and crack from a guy on the street.

Tatum called the New York Post to proclaim,

“I’m still sober! . . Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me! . . . I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct.”

The first thing that pops in my head is - that sounds like an addict talking.

Anyhow, she went on, using her dog’s death as an excuse for her attempt at a relapse.

“There’s no excuse for what I did,” Tatum told the Post. “I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena. That seemed to set me off. She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words.

“I couldn’t get out of it. I was going to my psychiatrist. I was doing everything I could do. I have the disease of alcoholism. It’s lifelong. I treat it every day by going to my 12-step program.”

She goes on to explain that the death of her 16 year-old dog brought back memories of losing her mother.

“It triggered that my mother passed away [from addiction] in ‘98. My father [actor Ryan O'Neal] and I are estranged.”

I want to believe Tatum, I really do. But for some reason I don’t. Not that I think she does it all the time anymore - or if she does, she hides it well. That could be the case as there are a lot of ‘functional’ addicts out there. And some are really good at hiding it . . and lying about it.

Regardless, I love Tatum and I hope she has been sober. My gut just tells me otherwise.

Source: agentbedhead.com

We couldn’t help but notice that Tom Cruise looked absolutely radiant the other night at the 2008 MTV VMAs. Obviously, we’re not saying that the man is preggers, but, speaking hypothetically, we would like to express our heartfelt congratulations to Katie Holmes and her little bitch. To celebrate, the Cruises might consider a cruise, for Radar magazine has the scoop on the S.S. Asbestos Freewinds, which appears to have made a miraculous recovery and is currently booking cruises for for exciting destinations — “Costa Rica, Italy, Spain, Venezuela, Sweden, Finland, France, Amsterdam, Canada, L.A., and … Cincinnati” — beginning in July! So, book your advanced brainwashing seminars now, bitches.

Cincinnati… for realz?

Last Friday, I meant to post a video, which shall henceforth be known as proof that “Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker,” but several days of other commitments have pulled me away from blogging more than “fluff” topics. Now, the issue of timely relevance precludes wasting more of your time with excuses and introductory details, so we’re going right into it.

During last week’s “Anonymous” protest of the NYC Scientology headquarters, where the anti-Scientology group was joined by Jason Beghe, former cult member and OT V Auditor, who was described by Enturbulation.org members as “hawt” & “friendly and warm.” Beghe tried to walk into the org in NYC but was turned away by three of Scientology’s private security goons. He then spoke to protestors, according to according to Tony Ortega of the Village Voice:

Beghe showed up and shook hands with admiring Anonymous members.

“You guys are hard ass, you’re not even anonymous!” he said in surprise. In other cities, protesters often wear disguises–Guy Fawkes masks are popular–in an attempt to shield their identities from Scientology, which is notorious for its harassment of critics. But arcane laws originally intended to foil the Ku Klux Klan make it illegal for demonstrators to wear masks in New York, and the NYPD. which was on the scene of the protest in minutes, is vigilant about the law.

“What you guys are doing means so much to me, and so much to these people…It just kills me. It makes me want to cry. You don’t know what kind of good you’re doing,” Beghe told the activists.

However, since “Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker,” he did not actually cry. Video below:

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To be sure, a muumuu-style sundress isn’t the best choice for making yourself look slim. But Kirstie Alley’s ankles don’t lie, my friends. Neither do those drive-on scales they use at trucker weigh stations or the load-bearing restrictions printed on the underside of a folding chair.

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Natural beauty Christina Aguilera apparently put on quite a skank show at LAX nightclub last weekend. The Daily Mail says

[Aguilera] and her [female] companion put on a sexy show by dancing close to each other. 26-year-old Christina even grabbed her friend’s head and rubbed her face into her breast as their racy dancing continued.

Some new moms join their local chapter of Stroller Strides; some join little play groups that meet for story time at the library; some get wasted and shove their girlfriends’ faces in their tits like college freshmen whose daddies didn’t show them enough attention growing up. Those are the kind of mommies that have martinis for breakfast and fuck their kids’ soccer coaches and demand full custody for extra child support paychecks. Or, as I like to call them, “the cool moms” at whose houses the Stroller Stride kids are going to want to spend the night in fifteen years.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Jack Black, Ben Stiller & Robert Downey, Jr. at 2008 MTV Movie Awards on FunnyOrDie.com

This video was pretty much the only thing good that happened at the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend. It’s become a sad display of talentless attention whores sitting in a room and listening to each other ramble on about things no one cares about. If you look into the crowd you really only see that only kids under the age of 13 are attending, which makes it an awesome scream fest.

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Usually when I see something this hideous, it’s shrieking like a banshee and chasing me through some kind of open field. And I’m doing that kind of arms-flailing fumbling run — I’ve almost made it, I’ve almost made it — and then I glance over my shoulder and it’s right there on me. That’s about the time I wake up because I’ve pissed the bed and it was all just a horrible dream. No such luck here. That picture of Amy Winehouse isn’t going anywhere. Trust me, I’ve already tried peeing on myself twice. Nothing.

Various candids from the last week: