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I’ve always ragged on Petra Nemcova for looking insanely average for a supermodel, but the more I see her, the more I like her. In pictures, she looks as if any guy has a chance. In reality, she’s about 9 feet tall and could crush you with her pinky. Breaking news. I know.

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This past weekend, I ran through Sephora with a baseball bat and shattered hundreds of bottles of makeup. It was a complete mess. Luckily, Christina Aguilera was running right behind me cleaning the floor with her face. Unfortunately, she should have been using her chest as the blue rivers (veins) are absolutely disgusting.

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