Source: www.derekhail.com

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with Samantha Ronson for a while now and it looks like those allegations might be partly true.

In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.  The pair were in Cannes attending P DIDDY’S exclusive yacht party.

A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds, and they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other.  If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumours that Lindsay and Samantha – little sister of MARK RONSON – were lovers started last year.  Leaked messages from lesbian Sam’s MySpace showed the Mean Girls actress liked to call herself Lindsay Ronson.

If this turns out to be true then all men have lost.  Samantha Ronson isn’t hot.  She’s not even hot for a lesbian, and we lost Lindsay Lohan to her.  Lindsay “I’ll have sex with anyone as long as they have Vodka” Lohan.  How did we let this one get away?

Source: yeeeah.com

Inspired by Kathy Freston’s book “Quantum Wellness,” talk show host Oprah Winfrey has decided to go vegan for 21 days and blog the entire meat-detoxification journey. Us Weekly obtained a few excerpts from her blog, which I’ve taken the liberty of translating for you. Oprah says:

“Wow, wow, wow! I never imagined meatless meals could be so satisfying!

Translation: Unbelievable gas.

I had been focused on what I had to give up — sugar, gluten, alcohol, meat, chicken, fish, eggs, cheese.

Translation: Did I mention the diarrhea?

‘What’s left?’ I thought.

Translation: It sounds like I’m unloading a tommy gun on the toilet. And the burning. Oh, God — the burning.

Apparently a lot.

Translation: My anus literally smokes when I’m finished.

I can honestly say every meal was a surprise and a delight.

Translation: Can still clear a room from fifty paces. Seventy-five if I’ve had sprouts. People are starting to avoid me.

This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change.”

Translation: I’m in hell, and my rectum is the devil.

You, too, could join in the meat-detox process like Kathy and Oprah, or you could just stick an lit M-80 in your pooper and give the ol’ colon a run for its money. I’d say they’re equally fun endeavors.

Source: www.derekhail.com

We haven’t seen this fat ass in a while and I’m not sure if that’s a bad thing or not.  Vida has always looked like a dog with down syndrome to me.  Yea, she’s got a huge ass, but so does Rosie O’Donnell.  Big asses are always tough to judge.  Things could look hot on the outside, but take off that layer of clothing and it could look like an atom bomb just went off.  I’m willing to bet money that Vida’s ass is a mess under there, and since her face is busted I would say this one is a total loss.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Bollywood actress Tania Zaetta is under fire for skanking it up with 4 SAS soilders while she was supposed to be “entertaining” the troops.

Aussie Tania Zaetta, a close pal of You’re Beautiful singer James Blunt, was named in documents leaked by her country’s military.

The secret papers revealed claims the soldiers, from Australia’s SAS, took snaps and even VIDEOED romps.

In the documents, Aussie MoD officials said he informed them how special forces troops told him they had bedded Tania – “and had photos and video to prove it”.

Tania admitted she DID sleep in the same tent as men – but denied she had slept with anyone.

Oh yea.  She slept in the same tent as a whole bunch of sex starved soilders and nothing happened.  The only way that would be true is if she went to bed in one of those getups from 20,000 Leagues under the Sea.  Even then, she would wake up to guys breaking their penises STILL trying to get inside the suit.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Woohoo! Outta here for the long weekend. Hope you all have a rockin’ weekend too. Until then, here are my four-legged babies, who, by the way, are also having a fabulous weekend.. Eddie is the American Bulldog and Lucy is the Rat Terrier.

See you next week, bitches!

Source: yeeeah.com

Since becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise in 2006, Katie Holmes’ personality has made a change for the worse. Nine MSN

“She treats the help like slaves,” says the insider. “At times, she just leaves everything… on the floor for the maids to hang up. That’s so unlike the old Katie, who would never want to be any trouble or be at all aloof.”

“[Another time], the housekeep was making Tom his daily smoothie and Katie came along and sipped a couple of inches from it. Then she told the housekeeper that she’d blame her for drinking it! She was just goofing around to see the woman squirm. The poor woman was terrified because she didn’t know what she was going to say to Tom.”

I doubt Tom would even notice the missing inches. I figure he likes his morning “protein shake” shaken up and spewed on his face bukkake-style. Because he loves the wiener, you see. Zing!

At Cannes this weekend:

Source: agentbedhead.com

He’s been accused of bullying the hapless contestants on his various TV shows, faking incidents on an alleged reality show (but—but—it’s reality teevee!! Say it ain’t so, Gordon!), and killing bunny rabbits just to boost ratings. But now that he’s begun eating the contestants, Gordon Ramsay (pictured here in a plausible artist’s reconstruction) may have crossed a line:

Celebrity British chef Gordon Ramsay has reportedly eaten a dish containing the thumb of a contestant in his new US reality TV show, Hell’s Kitchen…. When Gordon realised, he said: “Oh God - finger pancetta.” But he didn’t stop the challenge and sampled the dish, saying: “It tastes weird,” The Sun reported.

Personally, I see nothing objectionable here. A spot of cannibalism might be just what the Survivor franchise needs to boost its sagging ratings. And if one of the cable news networks—Fox, CNN, MSNBC, I’m not picky—were to sign Ramsay up to create an updated version of Meet the Press, something where politicians were hunted and killed for sport and then cooked up in a variety of savory, innovative dishes, I for one would tune in every single week.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx at Maxim’s Hot 100 Party.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Amy Winehouse left her North London home last night after she claims she was tormented by a ghost who resides there.

Amy is staying at a hotel and is refusing to return home until an exorcism is performed.

She has named the ghost Henry, and she blames him for the fresh scratches on her arms.

A Winehouse source says, “She has a spare room in her house which she has been too terrified to redecorate because she believes a child died there. It has creepy airplane wallpaper and a weird feel to it. Amy is terrified because she thinks he’s managed to take over the entire house and has brought bad spirits with him that are scratching and harming her.”

Is Amy’s home haunted or is she just too messed up to distinguish reality from hallucination? I’m guessing the latter. It’s called a ‘bad trip’.

In case you missed Pete Doherty and Amy tripping on baby mice earlier this week, check it out, it’s funny and sad at the same time!

Source: yeeeah.com

More details in the Shania Twain divorce have come to light, and it turns out that her husband of fourteen years, Mutt Lange, was boning her best friend and manager of their Swiss estate, 37-year old Marie-Anne Thiébaud. People Magazine says

“Mutt and Anne-Marie left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source, adding that the she was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son. “Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends. [She is] devastated… this came out of left field.”

Way to upgrade, Mutt! Marie-Anne Thiébaud looks like she could be Sandra Bernhard’s ugly twin sister, and Shania Twain’s, well, Shania freakin’ Twain. It’s like trading in your Ferrari for a rusted out five-speed with no seat and a bent front wheel. And also a grocery sack full of bread pudding where the tits are supposed to be.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

50 must be the new 35!

I sure hope so, because that would make me 21 again!

Seriously, both Madonna, who turns 50 in August, and Sharon Stone, who turned 50 this past March, look incredible for their age.

True, having money for ridiculously expensive anti-aging creams and maybe a little nip & tuck doesn’t hurt, but ultimately I think those who are the most fortunate just have good genes. These women are probably combining all of the above, but they are still great examples that older women can be spicy hot, too!

Source: agentbedhead.com

The only thing sexier than Will Smith’s love-hate relationship with Hitler is the close and intimate friendship that Smith enjoys with Tom Cruise. It’s only a little bromance, folks, so lighten the fuck up already.

Consequently, it’s a damn shame that Will Smith’s upcoming film, Hancock, has hit a bit of a snag in that its world premiere has been delayed, but this has nothing to do with Tom Cruise or Scientology:

Will Smith. He’s not involved with Scientology (he claims) despite the best efforts of uber-recruiter Tom Cruise flashing his dazzling smile towards Smith and demanding that he looks into his eyes (not around the eyes, etc).

What a travesty. It must be a mere coincidence that the film’s premiere has not only been rescheduled but also relocated from the Fresh Prince’s original choice of venue, Australia, to France. Certainly, this has nothing to do with the fact that Scientology’s wealthiest member, Australian billionaire James Packer, is now an ex-member of the cult. Obviously, this has nothing to do with that silly rumour that Will gave out free audit gift cards at the film’s wrap party. Finally, we’re not sure whether this has anything at all to do with recent revelations of Will Smith’s “secret” Scientology school, but if it does, we’re pretty damn sure that we told him so.