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Check out this news bit from the Daily Sun.

The former Miss Great Britain, 24, hooked up with the Royal Marine Commando, 22, while filming a celebrity version of the hit show.

A reveller said the pair looked loved-up at nightclub Faces – proving Danielle’s over her split with WILL FOSTER.

Danielle’s spokesman said of Tornado: “They enjoy each other’s company and are very good friends.”

Wigan-born Tornado, a former gay pin-up, has served in Afghanistan and is supporting The Sun-backed Help for Heroes campaign.

Am I the only one who saw that?  A former Gay pin-up?  What the hell is that?  Wouldn’t that mean that this guy is gay?  I don’t care what anyone says, all these guys that claim to be straight but take pictures for gay magazines or perform in gay porn are gay.  It’s not rocket science.

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Just after taped jail conversations between Nick Hogan and his mother were made public on Friday, Nick’s “sister” Brooke was involved in a car accident on Sunday. She writes on her MySpace:

“I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight.”

Then her passenger friend added:

~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La

Well, let it be said that John Graziano’s debilitating head injury and permanent vegetative state were not in vain, because it kept Brooke Hogan and a Teletubby from getting hurt in a car accident. Granted, Brooke and company weren’t pushing Mach 5 into a concrete abutment with a bloodstream full of Bud Light, and Brooke could have probably just grabbed the speeding car by the fender and hurled it over a cliff Hulk-style before it ever touched them, but that’s not the point. The point here is that Brooke Hogan looks like the fucking Iron Monger in a blonde wig. Run fast. Run far.

On the set of her reality show last month:

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Nick Cannon has a tough living choice to make now that he is married to Mariah Carey.

Mariah showed off her spread (you’ll pardon the expression) in Architectural Digest — and Nick would be crazy not to move in to the Manhattan triplex. It has a steam room, an exercise room, an under-the-sea themed media room and a “closet” bigger than a normal apartment … or anywhere Nick’s probably been living.

Nick Cannon was probably sleeping outside the MTV studios waiting for his next show opportunity.  They love giving that dude shows.  Wild N’ Out was a horribly unfunny show that only idiots would enjoy.  I don’t think it’s going to be tough for him to move out of the studio he’s living in and into this obcenely big apartment.

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Superhero fatigue has only just begun, my dahlings, and while I can indulge in a side of Robert Downey Jr. just as easily as any fanboy, the appeal of a live action G.I. Joe film completely evades me. This is perhaps because, even as a fairly hardcore tomboy, I preferred grooming my stable of My Little Pony-oriented hunks of plastic rather than strategize with a homogenous, army-green sea of plastic hunks. Whatever works.

Somebody important obviously believes a market for this film exists, for Paramount Pictures is currently shooting the G.I. Joe film in Prague. Since a leather-clad babe generally doesn’t hurt matters, I can only see the positive aspects of Sienna Miller taking on the role of the Baroness. Of course, these bloodied-up images of Sienna sort of remind me of Le Chiffre, who just happens to conjure up thoughts of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Naturally, this could be part of the attraction. Bloody hell.

Images: IESB.net

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Get off the internet.

Seriously.

We know it hurts.

Go outside.

Do something for Memorial Day.

We’ll be back tomorrow, bitches.

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It’s Memorial Day, what the hell are you doing on the computer?  Get yourself a grill and start cooking some meat.  Do it.  Head to the beach even, you might see someone as hot as Gemma Atkinson.  She spent her Memorial Day weekend shooting her new 2009 Calendar.  I’ll see you guys tommorow with som legit posts and maybe a few more Gemma pictures.  Enjoy!

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Progress has been made in the fight against Scientology on the part of Anonymous as well as anyone who values free speech. This success owes much to the outrage generated from a media blitz over a move by the City Of London police, who cited a 15-year old boy for holding an anti-Scientology sign that contained the word “cult.” The teenager will not be prosecuted:

The Crown Prosecution Service ruled the word was neither “abusive or insulting” to the church and no further action would be taken against the boy.

The summons was issued under the Public Order Act on the grounds that the sign incited religious hatred.

A file was passed to the CPS, which today told City of London police it would not be pursuing the boy through the courts.

A spokeswoman for the force said: “The CPS review of the case includes advice on what action or behaviour at a demonstration might be considered to be threatening, abusive or insulting.

“The force’s policing of future demonstrations will reflect this advice.”

A CPS spokesman said: “In consultation with the City of London police, we were asked whether the sign, which read ‘Scientology is not a religion it is a dangerous cult’, was abusive or insulting.

“Our advice is that it is not abusive or insulting and there is no offensiveness, as opposed to criticism, neither in the idea expressed nor in the mode of expression. No action will be taken against the individual.”

The teenager’s mother said the decision was “a victory for free speech”.

“We’re all incredibly proud of him. We advised him to take the placard down when we realised what was happening but he said ‘No, it’s my opinion and I have a right to express it’.” she said.

This victory sets an incredible precedent that will, no doubt, be drawn upon in future court decisions. It will be interesting to see how this decision affects the City Of London police, particularly those officers who, as Flea notes, have, in years’ past, accepted bribes gifts from the COS.

So, free speech wins this battle. Now for the rest of the war — to free the enslaved & reunite those who have been separated from their families by this cult. Some of their stories can be found here.

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Christina Ricci was photographed yesterday looking like she ought to be crouched behind an underground organ in a Paris opera house instead of leaving a Beverly Hills tanning salon. She’s a dead ringer for Lon Chaney’s 1925 Phantom. Luckily, what the original Phantom of the Opera was lacking in purging noises and compulsive exercising, Christina Ricci deftly brings to the table with her size 00 frame!

Unrelated Naomi Campbell crying at her 38th birthday on P. Diddy’s yacht:

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More than three years after she and Brad Pitt separated, Jennifer Aniston has been looking like a contender for the endurance record in the category of most agonizingly extended rebound ever. But this unhappy chapter of her life might finally be drawing to a close. By all accounts she’s deliriously happy in her new romance with John Mayer—partly for the singer’s simple, basic, manly qualities, but also because the guy is some kind of Kama Sutra demon of lust in the sack. Specifically, he’s much better than Brad Pitt. Sit on that and spin, Angelina Jolie.

“Jennifer is calling John the best-ever lover,” an ‘insider’ (pardon the pun) tells that esteemed news source The National Enquirer. “In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage”.

Star Magazine offers some lurid details of John’s inventive lovemaking, which are either perfectly true or a peek into the fantasy sex life of a Star Magazine reporter. Still, life with John isn’t all, umm, peaches and cream. One of John’s jilted lovers (*koff*Jessica Simpson*koff*) is warning Jen that this is John’s SOP—to lavish affection and romance on his partner right up to the point when his congenital ADD kicks in and some new woman/shiny object grabs his attention. Still, it sounds fun while it lasts. Hopefully Jennifer will make the most of it.

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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still taking turns humiliating each other via the media, with Denise telling Page Six this morning:

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold. His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’”

And regarding that unfortunate sperm-request email that Charlie now wants to have analyzed by experts on live TV?

“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

You know, there’s the high road, and there’s the low road. And then there’s sewer lines swollen with gallons of human excrement just underneath the low road. See if you can guess exactly where Charlie and Denise are at this point.

Cancerous retard leaving the CW11 morning show yesterday:

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Lindsay Lohan was photographed “necking” with rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson at P. Diddy’s yacht party in Cannes yesterday. The Sun says

In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5:30 a.m. A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other.”

Rumours that Lindsay and Samantha were lovers started last year.

In Lindsay’s defense, it’s pretty hard to resist the call of a pork pie hat. Next to heartfelt ballad played on the didgeridoo or a your collection of mint-condition Star Wars action figures, it’s practically the only thing guaranteed to moisten a girl’s panties. Well, maybe a good kick in the bladder, but it’s just not as sexy.

Yielding to the pork pie call in at Dolce & Gabbana in Cannes: