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Rapper Xzibit’s premature infant son died Monday morning.

Xavier Kingston Joiner was born on May 15th. Xzibit blogged on his MySpace that his son’s lungs were not strong enough to breathe oxygen. After struggling for eleven days, Xavier died.

The rapper also blogged the day his son was born and he described the pain the family was going through. He also praised the importance of family.

“I am writing you from the hospital right now because Xavier was born a lil pre-maturely. But I am keeping faith that everything will work out fine. I tell you people, bringing a life into this world right now is a blessing for me. I have had time to focus and put A LOT of sh** into perspective over the last few years. And at the end of the day, if you don’t have FAMILY around you … you don’t have sh**.”

“I must tell you this, it is unnatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when I’m having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids, if you have them. Protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them. Don’t take a second you get to hug them, teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe, but it is NOTHING compared to having your family.”

Our thoughts are with the family of Xavier Kingston Joiner.

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Yesterday, Dita Von Teese was snapped leaving London’s Mahiki nightclub, and she shocked the waiting photogs, not by flashing her crotch, but by wearing quite the colourful outfit. In addition, she actually gave a toothy grin (in a photo or two) instead of her usual restrained “smile.” Sure, she looks great, but we’re waiting for her next move — perhaps Dita shall progress to flipping off the photogs. Then, she’ll feeling guilty and tightening her corset another five inches as self-induced punishment. And for fashion’s sake, of course.

Images: Celebutopia

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Rikki Rockett, drummer for the 80s glam rock band Poison, has had rape charges against him dropped after a woman claimed he raped her at a casino last September.

Rockett, real name Richard Ream, (sounds like a porn star name!) claims he was not in Jackson, Mississippi at the time the woman claimed the assault happened. He believes the charges brought by the woman and her husband were an attempt to extort money from him.

He is said to be be relieved to be able to continue on with his life.

Bitches who claim rape falsely should be publicly stoned!  Jailed, at the least.  I can think of worse but won’t mention it here.  It makes it that much harder for actual victims to successfully prosecute true rapists, and obviously can ruin lives and reputations of those who have been wrongly accused.  And all for money.  I wonder how many guys are sitting in jail right now, as we speak, who have been falsely convicted of the crime?

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Amy Winehouse flashed her undergarments to the waiting paparazzi as she exited a cab from Pentonville Prison yesterday afternoon. Daily Mail says

After rushing to the north London prison in an attempt to see [incarcerated husband] Blake [Fielder-Civil], Amy was told she couldn’t see him and was seen crying in her taxi. Upon returning to her Camden apartment, upset Amy shoved photographers out of the way as she rushed inside with her kebab dinner.

She was on her way to a possible conjugal with the hubby, which begs the question: what the hell is that? Are those actually underpants? Is it a maximum protection sanitary napkin? Or could it be a thousand angels’ wings fluttering in unison from the from the entrance of gateway to heaven? I’m afraid the world may never know.

More heavenly goodness:

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Daddy Spears is definitely earning his $10,000 the hard way — from regularly checking Britney’s undercarriage for panties to dutifully trailing along whenever she ventures out of her house. Nine MSN says

The court appointed guardian/doting dad was on the ball at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party this weekend. When he spotted a video camera filming Britney, he quickly whisked away the glasses of alcohol all around her.

The clip of him whisking away the plates of chocolate cake from her was way funnier, but the National Wildlife Service is using that footage as filler in their documentary “When Hippos Attack.” Available July 2008!

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“I had a very unsafe and unstable childhood about 10 months out of the year. I didn’t have my normal, natural little-girl needs met. I was left on my own a great deal. There was a time when I skipped a whole week of school because my mom was on the road, I didn’t have a ride and I’d gotten ashamed of calling friends. I had my first childhood depression at eight - severe, intense, hole-in-the-soul loneliness. No one noticed.”

- Ashley Judd says she has battled depression since childhood

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[DailyMail.co.uk]

Amy Winehouse’s skin condition seems to be getting worse and as you can see in this pic, it’s not pretty!

Nothing much has changed with Amy in recent days.  She doesn’t seem to be embarrassed by her skin.  She is still out until 4am every night getting loaded.  I wouldn’t leave the damn house!

Amy still can’t seem to manage to make her appointments to see Blake Incarcerated.  In fact, she arrived late again this weekend and missed another meeting with her rotten-mouth husband.  Then she cried in the cab on the way home and lashed out at paparazzi once she got there.

Her downward spiral continues as she gets more and more sickly.  How long will her skeletal malnourished frame be able to put up with the abuse?

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Kim Cattrall on this morning’s The Today Show. Meredith Vieria asks Kim about her role as Samantha Jones in the new Sex and the City movie, some of the gossip that emerged during filming, her personal life and the relationship with a man 23-years her junior.

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Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.

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If you aren’t sufficiently sunburned and hungover from your Memorial Day weekend, allow me to make you hurt a different way: I present Jennifer Aniston’s and John Mayer’s sex life, in gruesome detail! Get ready for it to start burning when you pee. A source tells Star Magazine

The singer covers [Jennifer] with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps. John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing. He [is] kinky.”

Kinky my ass. “Kinky” is a zippered gimp mask, a couple of two-by-fours and a trapeze that doubles as a pillory, not Reddi-Whip and the trial-size bottle of warming personal lubricant that came free inside a box of Always with Wings. I liked that kind of erotic adventure better back in ‘86 when it was called “9 1/2 Weeks” and didn’t have a blues-roots-meets-pop sound and a feathered pompadour.

On the set of “Marley and Me” with Owen Wilson: