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For whatever reason — perhaps pure novelty — Mariah Carey showed up at the Tokyo Dome and threw the ceremonial first pitch at the match between the Yomiuri Giants & Rakuten Golden Eagles.

Nice heels.

More Hilarity: Mariah Daily

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Kate Hudson was caught doing it with Lance Armstrong in the bathroom at a party in Cannes. According to Showbiz Spy

A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom at a Dolce & Gabbana event when Armstrong walked out of one of the cubicles. The source said: “I asked her what she was doing. Kate blushed and laughed - and then Lance walked out of a stall topless!”

Just a reminder: every time a person flushes a toilet without a lid, a fine mist of feces or urine (or both, if you’re lucky) sprays out in a ten foot radius from the bowl and coats everything in sight with a nice thick layer of piss and shit. Interesting side note: the average public stall is only 36 inches wide. I’ll give you a minute to do the math here. No, really — take your time. I’ll wait. Pretty sexy, huh? In fact, I’d say the only thing sexier than doing it in a public restroom is maybe doing it in a truck stop shower after Daytona Bike Week. That Kate is one lucky girl.

At the Dolce and Gabanna party on Friday:

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Patrick Swayze isn’t letting pancreatic cancer keep him down.

Back in March rumors swarmed that Swayze may only have five weeks to live. That was twelve weeks ago.

Swayze, 55, says his body is responding well to the experimental CyberKnife treatment at Stanford University Medical Center. The CyberKnife delivers high doses of radiation to the cancer in his pancreas without damaging surrounding tissue.

Patrick and his wife, Lisa Niemi, have been keeping busy, enjoying life to the fullest. This weekend they attended a Lakers game and the couple celebrated Lisa’s birthday on Monday. They also recently renewed their marriage vows on their New Mexico ranch.

Patrick released the following statement to People magazine:

“Thought I’d give you guys a little update. Lisa and I have been back and forth from New Mexico enjoying the arrival of spring and new baby calves. This past weekend, we spent a fun time with friends in Reno for Lisa’s birthday, where I took her jewelry shopping at Kenny G & Company and (we) were able to find her something really special and much deserved! In the meantime, I am continuing treatment at Stanford and the great news is I continue to respond well.”

Cancer is just so terrible. I, as many of you, have lost a loved one to cancer and damn, it is really awful. Sometimes death comes so quickly - and other times it doesn’t happen fast enough. Either way, it is a really terrible way to die, and it is incredibly difficult on families.

I wish Patrick and his wife the best. I think they are very fortunate to be able to spend quality time together as they have been doing.

They are a shining example to Hollywood as to what true love really is. Next month the couple will celebrate their 33rd wedding anniversary.

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When celebrities promote their wares in magazines, newspapers, & online, the resulting interviews are often so heavily edited that one wonders about the original context of some of the sound bites.

Jason Lewis, who shall soon reappear as Smith Jerrod in the Sex and the City film, has revealed that he once dumped a girl who, uh, funked pretty damn hard:

“I remember thinking, ‘Your arms stink, your breath stinks. Oh God, even your hair stinks.’ I asked a female friend, ‘What do I do? Slip her acidophilus when I cook for her?’”

Lewis admits he eventually gave up and dumped the girl.

Since Jason is indeed a hetero guy, he has dated several chicks, including Michelle Trachtenberg, Rosario Dawson and Jennifer Esposito. Also of note is his “brief fling with Jennifer Aniston.” So, who’s the stinker? Probably not Rosario Dawson, who dated Jason for a good couple of years. My money’s on Aniston, and I’m not speaking out of my inherent dislike for her wardrobe, either. She smokes like a chimney dressed entirely in black! Want proof?

• Jennifer Aniston Smokes Merits
• Aniston Smokes at Sundance Festival
• Still More Evidence of Aniston Smoking

Case closed, bitches.

Source: yeeeah.com

Kirsten Dusnt is opening up about her trip to rehab earlier this year, blaming her little stint in the Cirque Lodge on her sad feelings instead of a problem with booze. E! Online says

[Kirsten said,] “There’s been a lot of misrepresentation about what is going on in my life. I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression.”

While naysayers out there may groan that a young, wealthy Hollywood starlet should have nothing to be depressed about, Dunst says mental illness doesn’t know any such boundaries. “We’re all in the same boat together,” she opines. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

With so many Hollywood stars battling mental illness — Winona Ryder, Jim Carrey, Owen Wilson, to name a few — it begs the question “Does acting itself create emotional instability, or are those drawn to acting already dissociative by nature and therefore prone to mental unbalance?” You know, the whole “chicken vs. the egg” debate. Well, there’s one thing we can all agree on: Kirsten Dunst’s face probably passed through a chicken’s birth canal at some point. Science says it’s the only real explanation as to why it looks that way.

Source: yeeeah.com

R&B singer Ray J was kicked out of a Washington D.C. Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning for possession of the hallucinogen known as PCP. According to TMZ

Ray J went to his room after partying it up when hotel management got a complaint. Security went up to the room where they allegedly found… a stash of marijuana and the [club drug PCP known as] “Boat.” The singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite.

When the hell did PCP become a “club drug?” Kids these days. I watched an episode of COPS one time where this guy was high on PCP and it took nearly six cops half an hour to wrestle him to the ground. They tased him like five times and hosed him down with pepper spray and the dude didn’t even flinch. I think they finally had to shoot him in the knee to bring him down. If LSD is the respectable banker uncle at the family reunion, then PCP is the belligerent cousin who shows up with a shotgun down the front of his overalls yelling about communist bears stealing beer out of his trailer again. Yeah, I think I’ll pass.

Ex-toilet Kim Kardashian at a nightclub in The Hamptons on Sunday:

Source: www.derekhail.com

I wonder how much it would cost to have Joanna Krupa come to my birthday party?  Some celebrities and bands will appear for like 5-10k no matter how small the event, so it’s plausible that I can book Joanna.  I mean if Kim Kardashian can charge like $25,000 for a night at a club, then Joanna can’t be that high.  Joanna Krupa isn’t on a TV show, she hasn’t had a sex tape, and she’s not that famous.  I’m guessing it would cost around $5,000 or less.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Rapper Ray J got busted for smoking weed in a Hyatt.  Suprise, Suprise.

R&B boy toy Ray J was tossed out on his behind early Saturday morning from the Hyatt Regency in D.C., because Brandy’s bro allegedly had a stash of marijuana and a drug called “Boat” (a club drug) … this according to TMZ sources.

We’re told Ray J went to his room after partying it up, when hotel management got a complaint. It appears security went up to the room where they allegedly found all the drug stuff.

Our sources say the singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite. We’re told Ray J went crazy, arguing like a mutha. Eventually, Mr. J’s own security came to the hotel and carted him away.

What the hell is “boat”?  I tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary and all I got was this shiesty answer:

1000 pills of ecstasy

I doubt that’s right.  Maybe I’m just out of it.  I’m not hip with the kids.  I don’t know about drugs that wanna be rappers are taking.  I thought they were supposed to be shooting “gats” and “droppin glocks”.  What the hell are they doing in Hyatts doing drugs?  That’s for rockstars not rappers.

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Melanie B is trying to channel her best Jessica Alba while she’s lounging around in her bikini.  I must say, for someone who looked like they were pregnant with a small baby elephant a few months ago she is in pretty good shape.  I guess that’s one of the perks of having a personal trainer, because most women who just had kids look like they just came back from the Sizzler.  It’s been 2 years!  Get on a treadmill!

Source: www.derekhail.com

Bianca Gascoigne gives us a bikini booty lineup as she welcomes summer.  This is what living in a beach town is all about. Each year, bikini clad women hit the beach and sun themselves.  Sometimes those “women” are the size of small restaurants (and smell the same), but you take the good with the bad.  It’s just like used car shopping.  No wait.  It’s nothing like that.

Source: agentbedhead.com

This sounds promising. Evidently John Lydon, aka Johnny Rotten of the seminal punk band the Sex Pistols, was sitting around his Los Angeles beach house when all the drugs he’s taken over the past 35 years kicked in at once, spawning an idea so transcendently awful it’s very nearly good. The washed-up punk rocker thinks he can restart his career by joining forces with washed-up teen hottie Britney Spears to produce—something that defies description, most likely. Anyway, here’s the theory:

I haven’t written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I’d like to help out because there’s a girl who needs some help. She’s been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music.

It sounds like Lydon is envisioning Britney as a slightly paunchier, more nasal version of Trent Reznor. More likely he’d get something that sounds like a downbeat Miley Cyrus, viciously hung over after her first Jagermeister-and-Robitussin experiments. Either way, it sounds like the most unlikely pop pairing since Tammy Wynette teamed up with The KLF for “Justified and Ancient,” and I’m hoping Lydon can pull it off. Anarchy, Johnny. ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!