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“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”

- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Hottie Megan Fox was banned from shopping at Walmart in her hometown after the actress was caught shoplifting as a teenager.

Fox, 21, was caught red handed stealing makeup from a Florida Wal-Mart before her rise to stardom and the incident caused to her to be banned from the retail chain.

A friend of Megan’s said, “Megan was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan’s shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lip-gloss from Wal-Mart.”

“At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed.”

Fox’s publicist refused to confirm or deny the reports.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Rob Lowe’s wife and attorney have responded to former nanny Laura Boyce’s accusations of sexual harassment.

Sheryl’s statement is as follows:

“As a mother of two young boys, it is sickening and disgusting that Mrs. Allred and Ms. Boyce would stoop so low as to drag a child into this latest, baseless, predatory lawsuit. To falsely attack my husband is one thing, to attack me is another, but to do this to our son reveals not only their lack of character, but how far they are willing to go to play the ‘lawsuit lotto.’”

“The charges against me are lies meant to embarrass and humiliate. I find it deeply offensive the false allegation that I would use racially insensitive comments. I’m certain that my dearest and longtime friend, and godfather to my children, Marcus Allen would beg to differ with their charges. We do not see color in my household; my children do not see color. It deeply saddens me that I even have to explain this to my children.

These false allegations are made all the more painful because our family has been betrayed by a woman we welcomed into our home and treated like family. Laura Boyce was physically abused by a man with whom she was having a relationship. I had to take her to the emergency room once, and advised her that she had to be more careful about the men she dated, and that she was running with the wrong crowd. We are shocked that she has now chosen to destroy our right to peace, quiet, and privacy.”

The Lowe family attorney Larry Stein has also responded to the claims brought forth by the nanny:

“Having struck out against Rob Lowe, Gloria Allred now seeks to drag his wife and children into the fray. In response to a lawsuit against Laura Boyce by the Lowes, Ms. Allred filed a cross-complaint on behalf of Boyce, which contains false allegations, in an apparent attempt to divert the negative publicity which Allred’s client, Gibson, has universally received.”

“Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson’s claims against Rob.”

This whole case is one big clusterf*ck. The first nanny, Jennifer Gibson, I don’t like. She seems smug and in the beginning, I thought she was full of sh*t. She might still be.

However, the second nanny, although overly dramatic with the tears, her story is more believable. I’m not saying it is true, because in this world of assholes, you can’t trust anyone. Bitches can conjure up fake tears in a jiffy when there is the promise of big money. And her tears were Oscar worthy.

I think it’s pretty funny that Sheryl felt the need to call her closest Afro-American friend (Marcus Allen) and have him vouch for her. Does that really mean anything? I don’t trust Sheryl. You know that saying, “The eyes are the window to the soul”? Well, her eyes are like beetie rat eyes.

I don’t know, I honestly keep going back and forth on this one. Rob was the founding father of sex scandals though, the pioneer of sex tapes. So you know his wife has to be a freak. We’ll just have to wait this one out and see what develops.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Poor Billy Zane is having a pretty bad week. First, he got dumped by fiancé Kelly Brook, who has worn a perpetual smile since the couple’s split. Then, Zane got slapped with a lawsuit by none other than Uwe Boll:

Director Uwe Boll has sued actor Billy Zane in Los Angeles Superior Court, claiming he’s owed at least $700,000 in revenues from the 2006 boxoffice flop “Bloodrayne.”

Boll claims in the April 30 filing that Zane was the one who suggested Romar Entertainment handle distribution of the film. Zane and Romar principal James Schramm allegedly promised the film would open in 2,000 theaters and that a $10 million advance from Boll would be used for advertising and promotion. But at least $900,000 was paid out to Zane and Schramm and the movie opened in only 950 theaters, Boll claims.

The film’s budget was $25 million and brought in just under $4 million at the worldwide boxoffice.

Hell, I can’t even bother analyzing this crap. However, speaking only in my opinionated capacity, I move to dismiss for lack of jurisdiction. Just because it’s Uwe Boll.

Oooh, shiny thing over here….. wild thang gave MTV a dissertation on pudding, so I guess now we know what Boll’s doctorate was in.

Finally, we round up the latest in the “Uwe Boll Against Michael Bay, Eli Roth, & George Clooney Miniseries” with a bizarre declaration of sorts. Since I cannot understand what the fuck Uwe Boll is actually saying, my transcription is somewhat lacking:

Hi, it’s Uwe Boll. I’m very happy to say that the fight is on. Boll against Bay. It will happen again. It’s a rumble in the jungle II. It will be [unintelligible crap], and it will be I think September 30 is the fight. Boll against Bay. He agreed to do it. I am very proud of it, so if you want to be live there, you need 10 tickets from Postal May 23 starting, and you bring your tickets, and this is the entry tickets to the boxing fight, Boll against Bay. [unintelligible and redundant crap]. Okay, so, Michael Bay, start training, and, uh, I think it will go down to be honest. I think in round 3 or round 4, you go down in history not only for the worst war movie in history, Pearl Harbor, but also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. [unintelligible sign off]

Video below, bitches.

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Source: agentbedhead.com

John Mayer is a reasonably talented guy who is widely suspected of having nailed something like eleventy bazillion gorgeous women in the last five years. Most recently he’s been linked with Jennifer Aniston, and a quick Google news search will turn up loads of speculation that Mayer is Jennifer’s latest forlorn attempt to forget Brad Pitt and that man-stealing bitch he’s shacked up with. But on his blog, Mayer didn’t even bother to discuss the Johnifer hypothesis. Instead, his latest entry is devoted to the number one love of his life—his hair:

Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time and I’m very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape. The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

Mayer goes on to discuss some of his role models for this project, including Alex Keaton and Kristy McNichol, whom he calls “the goal personified.” No word yet on whether this project will let John Mayer join Eli Roth and Javier Bardem in the bedhead finals, but I say: Rock on, John Mayer. I for one am ready to be stirred in a poignant manner, and this election cycle really isn’t doing it for me.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Latina.com is reporting that Mariah Carey, 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were married yesterday on a small island in a very “spontaneous” ceremony.

A few close friends, including rapper Da Brat, attended the small wedding.

This is Mariah’s second marriage and Nick’s first.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Dennis Rodman, 46, was arrested last night after hitting a woman, most likely his estranged wife, at a hotel in Century City, CA.

A police spokesperson told the LA Times, “During the investigation, police learned he had hit a woman and she suffered injuries to her arms.”

Rodman was arrested and booked for felony domestic violence. He posted the $50,000 bail this morning and was released.

Steve Simon, Rodman’s manager, says that Rodman has been having a difficult time with his divorce from wife, Michelle Moyer, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to visit his children. He said, “The legal process will sort itself out. I’m kind of waiting for the facts to unfold because it’s really uncharacteristic for him.”

Riiiggghhhht…

Source: www.derekhail.com

Jessica Alba looks less pissed than she usually does. Maybe it’s because her breasts are friggin huge now because she’s knocked up. Those things are growing faster than her stomach is, which is fine by me. I also appreciate her not wearing a bra and forgetting that camera flash cuts right through those sheer tops. You can’t really see the whole nipple, but if you concentrate really hard at this picture you’re genitals will tingle. It’s like one of those magic 3D pictures!

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Source: yeeeah.com

New mommy Christina Aguilera celebrated baby Max’s 112 day-old birthday by getting so wasted at the Crown Bar in Hollywood that husband Jordan Bratman had to hold her up on the way out. Reminds me a lot of my folks when I was a little girl. Of course, it was usually me holding momma up and picking the chunks of puke out of her hair instead of daddy, mostly because I didn’t have a dad and we didn’t find out who my real father was until he was paroled and the circus came back to town. So, really, I guess it’s nothing like my childhood. Way to bring me down. Jerks.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Ok, did any of you happen to catch the live footage I posted here earlier?

That nanny sure did cry a lot. Geeze, I would think you would be more pissed than anything.

If you missed it, Gloria Allred did most of the talking as Laura was seemingly too upset. She came out crying and left crying.

From what it sounds like Laura is only suing the Lowe’s after they decided to sue her. Ms. Allred says that the Lowe’s knew that the nannies had incriminating evidence against them and wanted to beat the girls to the punch in order to make themselves look better.

She claims that after Laura quit working for the Lowe’s that they refused to pay her. Then 5 months later Sheryl Lowe called Laura, out of the blue, asking her to accompany her on a trip to Hawaii and telling her that she may have friends who need a good nanny. However, the Lowe’s are accusing Laura of being a terrible nanny. So why was that call made? (If it in fact, was made..) Laura claims she did not return Sheryl’s call.

As I wrote earlier, Laura Boyce is accusing Sheryl of all the sexual harassment.

This case is just going to get uglier and uglier.

More stills from the press conference:

Who do you believe so far? The Lowe’s or the two nannies?

Source: agentbedhead.com

While Oprah relives her recent moments of hair-raising ecstasy at the hands of one Tom Cruise, others are finding out that, well, it just doesn’t pay to kiss ass. Case in point: While high-level Scientologists (and their slave laborers) were celebrating the birthday of the prophet, Tom Cruise, they were unwittingly breathing invisible particles of blue asbestos. Exposure to this well-known carcinogen immediately places normal human beings into the high-risk category for mesothelioma, an extremely lethal form of lung cancer. Ain’t that a bitch?

Of course, celebrity Scientologist Jenna Elfman once famously screamed, “AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease. Get over it!” It would necessarily follow that perhaps Scientologists believe themselves immune to cancer as well — that’s quite a leap of faith.

Regardless of L.Ron Hubbard’s version of the truth, the Freewinds cruise ship has been “sealed and docked by officials in Curacao.” This means that the upcoming cruise (see invite at right) is cancelled while the ship awaits investigation by mere mortals:

An affidavit filed in 2001 by Lawrence Woodcraft, a former Scientologist and trained architect, claims that Woodcraft encountered the fibrous minerals while working on the ship in 1987, and promptly informed Scientology leaders. For over 21 years, Scientology has knowingly exposed passengers to what is generally considered the most lethal form of asbestos. The National Toxicology Program classifies asbestos as a known human carcinogen. The EPA has also classified asbestos as a human carcinogen. The use of asbestos in new construction projects has been banned for health and safety reasons in many developed countries, including all 27 member states of the European Union, Australia, Japan, and New Zealand.

So, this affidavit was filed in the U.S. in 2001, but it still took officials until now to seal and isolate the ship? These weren’t U.S. officials either, which leads to the conclusion that the U.S. government just isn’t concerned about any of Scientology’s alleged misdeeds.

Of course, an untold number of technicians and lower-level Scientologists have, over the years, worked upon this Cruise Ship Of Doom. Since only Scientologists who have reached the higher OT Levels are assumed to have achieved immortality and freedom from sickness, this failure by Scientology to inform seems rather… 2nd degree homicidal (showing a willful and reckless disregard for life):

During refurbishing and reparatory work, which involved removing the ceiling and panelling on cruise ship Freewinds, blue asbestos was released and ended up in the ventilation system. Freewinds’ captain did not report this when it’s [sic] own personnel were working on the ship on the Mathey warf in Otrobanda. The Curacao Drydock Company (CDM), where the ship was taken for reparatory work on the hull, heard from the surveyor that there may be asbestos on the ship. The captain acknowledged the incident and said that after the incident Freewinds had some investigation done.

A confirmed member of Anonymous has issued this response:

“While we believe every person has the right to hold whatever beliefs they prefer, that right does not grant Scientology freedom to knowingly expose thousands of people to extremely dangerous substances without informing them of the danger.”

All of this also lends some bittersweet credence to a portion of Jason Beghe’s interview, in which he stated “That ship is a fleabag… it ain’t no nice luxury liner or nothing.”

On a more celebratory note, tune into Oprah’s show this Friday to celebrate 25 years in film for Tom Cruise!!!

Oprah/Tom photos from the Daily Mail.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Ok, here we go again with another National Enquirer story, but sometimes they know what’s up before everyone else.

According to Ann Davis, a family friend, Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston’s 15 year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, got into an argument with her mother a few days before her 15th birthday (March 4th) and it got ugly.  Real ugly.

She apparently tried to stab her mother with a razor before slashing her own wrists. The incident landed her in an Atlanta psychiatric ward.

Since Bobby and Whitney have split, Bobbi has been living with her mother, much to her dismay.

That poor girl has probably seen a lot of crazy sh*t over the years. Unfortunately, she too, will probably end up with a drug problem…