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R & B singer R. Kelly’s case took a turn for the worse yesterday when his own mole defense was used against him. Kelly’s attorney had argued that since the man in the sex video did not have a mole on his back, that man could not be Kelly. Brilliant defense, except the man in the video did have a mole. D’oh! According to the The Daily Mail

Video forensics expert Grant Fredericks froze several frames of the sex tape where a dark spot was visible on the man’s back. For comparison, Fredericks showed the jury a still photo taken of Kelly’s back after his arrest in 2002, revealing a dark fingernail sized mole. “There is a mark on the man’s back in the exact same position,” Fredericks said, referring to the tape.

Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expert’s testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.

One Memorex VHS tape — $5.39. Two bottles of Schlitz for a full bladder when urinating on a thirteen-year old girl — $10.50. Attorney’s fees for statutory rape defense — in excess of $100,000. Your primary defense argument back-firing and proving the prosecution’s case — priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s maximum security prison.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Harvey Korman, most known for his appearances on “The Carol Burnett Show“, died Thursday at the age of 81.

Korman suffered the “rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm” four months ago and died at UCLA Medical Center due to complications. His daughter said it was a miracle he survived the initial illness. He had several surgeries since.

Carol Burnett’s assistant commented saying the actress is devastated by his passing.

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Bill Murray’s wife of ten years is suing for divorce on the grounds of his drug addiction, physical abuse, adultery, abandonment and a partridge in a pear tree. People Magazine says

According to Jennifer Murray, the actor’s alcohol, marijuana and sex addictions were among the reasons she felt forced to [separate]. The filing adds that Bill Murray once “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’” She has also requested a restraining order against her husband

The Murrays signed a prenuptial agreement in which Bill would pay his wife $7 million in a divorce, but she has asked the court to determine whether the agreement is valid.

When asked if the disturbing allegations made by his wife were just an attempt to solicit a bigger payout in the proceedings, Bill said, “Yeah, I definitely smell a rat. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.” Marriage might be fleeting, but “Caddyshack” is forever!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

And you thought Clay Aiken was gay!

Reports have surfaced today that Aiken, 29, knocked up his 50 year-old producer and best friend. Yes, it’s a woman! Her name is Jaymes (I know..) Foster and she is the sister of legendary music producer & songwriter, David Foster.

The baby is due in August, so they have been holding onto this secret for awhile.

I still don’t know if I believe it, I’m just reporting it!

Source: agentbedhead.com

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is already the top-rated new series on television, and one of this season’s few bona fide hits. Now, the show is about to become even more watchable as Garbage’s Shirley Manson makes her first venture into non-music video acting and joins Terminator’s cast as a regular, probably starting this fall.

Oddly enough, given her past experience in “The World is Not Enough,” Shirley will not be playing a robot. Instead, she plays Catherine Weaver, the CEO of a cutting-edge high-tech company and presumably as near-human as most CEOs. (Although, considering that this series is set in the Terminator timeline, the activities of a cutting-edge high-tech company are likely to mean good news for robots and bad news for humans.) Fans of the sexy love-robot fantasy will have to continue to settle for Summer Glau in that role. Actually, when scientists finally get their priorities straight and start producing love robots for socially challenged individuals, either the Summer Glau model or the Shirley Manson model will be perfectly acceptable. Or so my socially challenged friends tell me.

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After months of uninterested speculation, newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally confirmed that she is pregnant with their first child. BO-RING. Significantly less boring? The bee made entirely of Legos that Pete gave Ashlee as a wedding gift. According to Splash News, Pete commissioned Nathan Sawaya to create the insect sculpture because

Because it is romantic of course. In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow… made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world, the bee symbolized the soul. And the Roman god of love is often pictured with bees or being stung.

I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift. They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding.

I figured the bee had more to do with his crying. See, in Egyptian mythology, bees grew from the tears of the sun god Ra when they landed on the desert sand. “Pete Wentz” and “tears” go together almost as well as “Pete Wentz” and “vagina,” but unfortunately, there weren’t any references to female genitalia in the ancient mythology of the bee.

Source: yeeeah.com

Pull out your push-ups, ladies — George Clooney is single again! People Magazine reports

George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating. Though there was speculation that Clooney would end his longtime bachelorhood, in March the actor shot down rumors of an engagement.

Well, it’s like they say — “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Especially when there’s a whole dairy farm full of nubile young cows with big fake udders who’ll let you tag team with your best buddy anytime you want. That doesn’t fly in all fifty states, of course, but you’re cool if you stick with Arkansas and West Virginia. That’s why they call those states “The Velvet Underground,” if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.

Check out George’s new fake teeth after the jump

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Sorry for the late start today, guys. We had a massive storm during the night that knocked out the power until early this afternoon. Fortunately, I had an entire bottle of Old Grandad around and a Mister Mister cassette in the Walkman, so my morning wasn’t a total waste. When life gives you lemons, drink whiskey, I always say. Feel free to pass that one off as your own.

Anyway, down to business: Gary Dourdan — the black guy on CSI arrested last month for heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drug possession after he passed out in his car on the wrong side of the road — went to court yesterday to be tried for his offenses. See if you can guess how much jail time you get for possessing two Schedule I and II narcotics and failing to yield at a crosswalk because you’re sleeping in your fucking car. According to the great and impartial state of California, that would be none. TMZ says

Gary Dourdan pleaded guilty to two of the felony possession charges against him and won’t have to serve any jail time. The first charged against him, for having heroin, was dropped. He pleaded guilty to the possession of coke and ecstasy charges.

Dourdan’s lawyer [says] he will enter a treatment program that consists of 30 hours of classes which usually meet once a week. The charges will be dismissed when he completes the program.

I think it’s safe to say that the only way a famous person will serve time in California is if they also have a beard and a turban and a flight plan detailing their plot to bring the Great Satan to its knees.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Tyra Banks had a miserable modeling life because she was, get this: black and curvy.

“My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy,” admits the Inglewood, California, native, now 34, who began posing in the 11th grade.

Take a look back at other famous 90s models.

Around the mid-90s — after hitting the runway in Paris and taking a stab at swimsuit modeling — she began putting on some weight.

She says her agency once made a list titled, “Designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts.”

They even had a meeting with Banks’ mother, urging her to put her daughter on a diet.

“My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan,” Banks said. “She said, ‘They say you’re too curvy. Let’s go order pizza.’ We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change.”

Well I’m glad Tyra finally isn’t “black and curvy”.  Now she’s a huge annoying bitch who whines about anything and everything.  That’s a much better trade off.  I prefer fat sassy black women to chunky annoying black women.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Bill Murray and his wife of 10+ years, Jennifer Butler Murray, are divorcing and it looks like it is going to get nasty, folks.

Jennifer is alleging that she was physically abused on more than one occasion and also accuses the funnyman of “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

She is requesting a restraining order against Murray, barring him from her Sullivan’s Island home (which she moved into in 2006 due to the issues she is citing). She states in court documents that her husband punched her in the face and told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’

They also have a prenup..

It stipulates that if either spouse files for divorce, both parties retain all of their separate property, waive any right to alimony or support and maintain responsibilities for their children.If the marriage is dissolved and the 23-page premarital agreement is made a part of the order, Bill Murray agrees to pay Jennifer Murray $7 million, according to a copy of the agreement accompanying the complaint.

The couple have 4 children, all under the age of 18.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Hulk Hogan is all set to rescue his little boy after the spoiled sh*t gets out of jail.

You see, the Hogan’s are doing everything in their power to restore the family’s reputation, especially Nick’s. And they are doing it the only way they know how - with a new reality show, of course!

It seems daddy Hulk is working on a show starring his assh*le son that’s sole purpose is to create the impression that Nick is a changed man. Yeah, f*ck remorse! Let’s figure out a way to pretend like you’re a good guy!

In the video below, TMZ obtained a recorded phone call between Nick and Hulk that you have to take a listen to. You hear Nick tell his dad the basis of the show,

“It’ll be real-ality - how I’m recovering after this - celebrity outta jail.”

-Nick Hogan

Oh no he didn’t! How he is recovering? What about John?!

Hulk talks about producing the show and promises not to screw Nick over money-wise. He even tells Nick he will make him the owner of the show. Hulk suggests the title, “The New Nick”. Nick sounds anxious to start work the minute he steps out of the clink. Which isn’t surprising as he has a lot of cleanup work to do.

This family will stop at nothing! Sadly, Nick hasn’t learned a damn thing from all of this, thanks to his father, who refuses to teach him the rights and wrongs in life. Unfortunately jail can’t do that for him.

Hulk’s Reality Conspiracy

[Video courtesy of TMZ]