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Carmen Electra set to get married a third time, this time to boyfriend Rob Patterson of Korn. Is that true love I smell? Or did somebody just forget to flush again. According to People Magazine

Patterson, 37, who is the former touring guitarist for Korn, popped the question over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday. The couple have been dating less than a year.

Mind you, this woman got drilled by Dennis Rodman. More than once. A six foot seven inch black guy. I bet having sex with her now is like stirring a cup of coffee with a spoon. Sure, it’s warm and wet, but you have to really swirl it around to hit all the sides. Congratulations, Korn guy. You really won big.

Vegas Birthday bash:

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A judge sentenced Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for tax evasion yesterday. TMZ reports

Snipes was convicted in February on three misdemeanor charges for not filing his taxes. The government claimed he owed $2.7 mil — but Snipes’ attorneys argued it was just $228,000. No fine was imposed, but the three-year sentence was the max he could have gotten.

Snipes was not forced to surrender immediately. Instead, the judge ruled he could surrender at a later date, closer to his New Jersey home.

A fair sentence, to be sure. Only a year for each of the Blade movies. That’s a cake walk. I would have thrown in the Judas Cradle or the Spanish Donkey just for “Too Wong Foo” alone. Something with a little more bite and 16th century Germanic Europe feel to it. There’s not a single modern-day equivalent evil enough to slake the cinematic sin that was Noxeema Jackson.

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Amy Winehouse sobbed all the way to the London police station today where she is being questioned in conjunction with that head-butting face-punching rampage that happened late Wednesday night. But don’t think a date with the boys in blue curtailed her fun the night before! It’s Amy Winehouse! Don’t let’s be silly. The Daily Mail reports

After a quick session in a local pub, she headed round the corner to the Made In Brasil restaurant, where things started to turn ugly. Amy was apparently asked to leave after she was caught taking drugs in the toilet. She then rounded up her friends and headed to her flat to continue the party. On her way there, she stopped off at a shop to stock up on disposable lighters.

Well, don’t think she can’t afford those Bics, because it was announced yesterday that she had entered the Sunday Times list of Britain’s wealthiest young millionaires with an estimated fortune of 20 million. However, the paper did not specify if that was 20 million dollars American, 20 million British pounds, or 20 million used syringes and scabs scattered around her apartment. But check out that 20 million dollar smile! Four out of five dentists agree that gingivitis is leading cause of tooth decay.

Tears of a clown:

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Sith Lord Tom Cruise is returning to battle Oprah for the first time since his infamous couch-mounted attacked in 2005. According to Us Weekly

Three years after his memorable couch-jumping episode, Winfrey will interview Cruise from his home in Telluride, Colorado, on May 2. Cruise will [then] appear in her Chicago studio for a second taping on May 5.

The two-part show coincides with the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s famous flick Risky Business. Friends and colleagues will surprise him with taped messages, according to Harpo Productions.

Maverick in “Top Gun,” gone he is. Consumed by Darth Insanitus. Only a fully trained talk show host with the force as her ally can defeat him. Mind what you have learned, Oprah! Save it you can!

The unedited couch-jumping clip after the jump, but this one’s way better

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FHM Presented their list of the top 100 Sexiest Women and Megan Fox topped the list. Here is the complete Top 10.

1 - Megan Fox
2 - Jessica Alba
3 - Keeley Hazel
4 - Elisha Cuthbert
5 - Hayden Panettiere
6 - Scarlett Johansson
7 - Cheryl Cole
8 - Hilary Duff
9 - Angelina Jolie
10 - Keira Knightley

I don’t think Jessica Alba needs to be at number 2, that woman is so sexless it’s ridiculous. Yea, she’s got a great body but you need morphine to make her smile. Where’s Jessica Biel? All the way down at 13, below the surfboard that is Keira Knightley. Cheryl Cole should be up there, along with Keeley Hazel, but Hayden at number 5? That’s a bit high. Here’s a few examples of errors.

Marisa Miller is 58 BELOW Mischa Barton (56), Katherine Heigl (45), and Natalie Portman (39)

Eva Longoria is 14 and ABOVE Alessandra Ambrosio (15), Rachel Bilson (16), and Gisele (22)

Perhaps the worst crime on this list is that Britney Spears is listed at 31. 31!!!!! She doesn’t even have any hair! How does a bitch with a wig beat out that many women? Here is a list of just a few of the women Britney Spears is “hotter” than. You tell me.

Kelly Brook
Heidi Klum
Lindsay Lohan
Bar Refaeli
Monica Bellucci
Abbey Clancy (she is crazy hot)
Marisa Miller (seriously WTF)
Emily Scott
Petra Nemcova
Kristin Bell

Source: www.derekhail.com

Bar Refaeli hocks some cigars or something at an event in Madrid in these pictures.  I guess these cigar dudes haven’t seen Bar in a bikini because if they did they definitely wouldn’t have had her appear in all this clothing.  It’s like having a brand new Ferrari and keeping the car cover on.

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The paparazzi are annoyed at Mariah Carey and have decided to boycott her.

Mimi’s been unofficially placed on a paparazzi blacklist after breaking unwritten fame game rules at a CD signing event last week.

After Mariah showed up two hours late (bad), sprinted down the red carpet (even badder), and wore sunglasses on the red carpet (huge no-no), paparazzi nation decided to unofficially boycott the singer — that means no pictures, no coverage, no love. Surely, she will plummet into obscurity.

I really hope they stick to this, although I know they won’t.  Mariah Carey is a total attention whore.  I’m oretty sure if no one payed attention to her for a while, she would do something spectacular to get people to look at her.  Forget a sex tape, she would climb the Empire State Building and take a dump off the side just to hear someone tell her they think she’s lost some weight.

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Oh, yes. I am quite aware that the plan was to launch the new design about three weeks ago, but then I had to go and ditch that look in favor of… something else. This elusive other was finally captured and confirmed by Mr. Atoz, so the theme (see above) is now set in virtual stone. As you can see, the design is very Frank Miller inspired, as we are major fans of the comic book icon.

The lettering in the above graphic is nowhere near what will be used in the final design, which still lacks the fruits of an eternal font quest. Hell, I only have a few thousand fucking fonts, so what’s a few more? Still, things are coming together quite nicely, so stay tuned…

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years prison in Florida today on tax evasion charges after a jury found him guilty in February.

Snipes failed to pay taxes for three years resulting in the government claiming he owed nearly $3 million dollars. However, his attorneys claim that he owes only $228,000.

His lawyers requested that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges limit their client’s sentence in a hearing this morning. They thought he should get no prison time and no fine. Instead, he received the maximum penalty.

Snipes was acquitted of three other similar misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of tax fraud and conspiracy.

Source: www.derekhail.com

TMZ has a hilarious picture of Terrell Owens walking into the frame of a porno shoot.

The photo shows the Dallas Cowboy strolling into an adult photo shoot with a huge smile on his face. After being displayed on the porno company’s site, the shot wound up on TheDirty.com with the headline “T.O. Loves Porn.” Turns out, Owens loves to pick fights even more — and immediately launched his legal team to clean up the mess.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been accidentally caught due to porn, especially with a huge smile on my face. Porn producers are getting really ballsy shooting in the middle of the day on the streets. Everytime I see a porno now it’s like filmed at the local supermarket. A woman needs help so the produce guy comes over and helps her choose a cucumber. Wait, that’s not porn. That’s good customer service. I get confused sometimes.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Quentin Tarantino & Vince Troyer appeared onstage together as presenters for the 2008 JCPenney Asian Excellence Awards. Other than the fact that Tarantino is pointing in the wrong direction, I have nothing further to add. My work here is done.

Thanks to Trevor.

UPDATE: The irascible Steve. H. emails to say, “I smell [a] buddy flick. Finally, a Tarantino film you and I would both enjoy.” Pure class.

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Ashlee Simpson was on Ellen this morning and Ellen did a great job probing her about the pregnancy rumors.

Although Simpson skirted the issue, it sure seems that her answers screamed “YES! I’m pregnant!”