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You’d think it’d be damn near impossible for Mena Suvari to ruin a thong bikini. It’s a thong, and it’s a bikini, for Chrissakes. A win-win. But then your eye gets pulled unwittingly upwards, and your brain forces your eyes to strain until you make out the words “Word… Sound… Power” tattooed there on her upper back. And before you can pull your gaze back where it belongs, you realize the insufferable “Word Sound Power” is actually tattooed beneath another tattoo… and this one is a portrait of a fucking lion. Mother of God. And then she turns around and she’s got either a fancy number three or some kind of larva transitioning into the pupa stage right there on her xiphoid process and you start hyperventilating until your mom brings you your inhaler and makes you zip up your pants. Oh, don’t think I don’t know what you do in your spare time, loser! Just like the Bush administration, I see everything!

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Damn bitch, are you ever going to age…just a little?

Cindy Crawford always looks amazing. Always has, probably always will. Here she is at the ‘Leatherheads‘ World Premiere in Hollywood, looking uberfab as usual.

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The New York Post is reporting that Dane Cook is about to be crowned “The Unfunniest Comic” by a couple of radio personalities in Boston.

The publication claims that not only is Cook not liked by your average Joe, but also fellow comedians. Maybe that’s because he is known for ’stealing jokes’. Some claim he has stolen jokes from the likes of Louis CK, Demetri Martin, and Joe Rogan.

He is the front runner in the contest which is modeled after March Madness. The Boston jocks, WBCN’s Fred Toucher and Rich Shertenlieb, claim that Cook is leading the contest with an overwhelming majority. He has beat out comedians such as Carlos Mencia, Paula Poundstone, Jeff Foxworthy, and Jay Leno.

Toucher explains the contest, “We were talking about how people laugh out loud at nonsense and Dane is a good example of that. We’d listen to him and at the end of four minutes he’d change subjects, and that was it. We couldn’t figure out when the joke was.

“And he’s actually hated. People don’t hate others they way they do him. At least Foxworthy panders to rednecks. Dane’s stories are so weak you wouldn’t want to hear them over lunch.”

So, I’ll be honest here. I have never heard Dane’s stand-up, and I think the only movie I have seen him in was ‘Dan in Real Life‘, where his role was not significant and not funny. I think he’s a good looking guy, but now I’m thinking that might be all he has going for him.

I used to be a fan of Carlos Mencia’s until Joe Rogan exposed him for what he is and now I can’t stand the guy. I haven’t watched his show since. I even paid to see him perform a couple years ago. Maybe it was a good thing that the sound quality was so poor I couldn’t hear him..

Anyhow - back to Dane Cook. I want to find out your opinion. Have you heard Dane’s stand up? Did it suck - or do you think the accusations are ridiculous?

Is Dane Cook the Unfunniest Comedian?

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If you guessed this sad saggy ass belonged to Mena Suvari, then you are correct.  I thought women only wore thongs in South America and in lingerie catalogs, but here comes Mena to prove me wrong.   I’m not a huge fan of thongs personally.  I’ve only seen a few asses that look good in thongs and sadly, Mena’s does not own one of them.

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I don’t think anyone knows who Naomi Millbank is so I did some research.  Apparently she is going to be playing the role of “Price’s Groupie 2″ in the 2009 epic “Gangster Kittens”.  Look out Hollywood!  Naomi is bringing the thunder!  By thunder I mean she’s bringing her enormous breasts and tight abs.

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PageSix is reporting that Dane Cook is about to be named the “Funniest Comic” in the world by a Boston Radio Show.  It’s no wonder, Dane is awesome!  The way he yells pop culture references into a mic in front of thousands of wasted frat boys is hilarious.  Someone told me he steals jokes from the likes of Carlos Mencia, but that’s impossible.  Carlos Mencia is a brilliant mind and one of the funniest people alive.

I can’t do this.  I know it’s April Fools but this is too much.  These guys blow.  You want to stop the war on terror?  Setup a Dane Cook / Carlos Mencia Comedy show and nuke the arena.  BAM.  Problem solved.

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Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has decided to make Amy Winehouse the new face of his fall 2008 season. Because nothing screams high fashion like ulcerated lesions and self-inflicted cigarette burns! Nine MSN reports

[Singer]/trainwreck Amy managed to score herself a ‘lifetime of designs’ from the fashion guru. Robert doesn’t want Amy to actually model the clothes on the catwalk, but he’d like her to be the ‘face’ of his upcoming season of designs.

Self-harming and Staphylococcus aureus will be fall 2008’s Birkin bag! Add a couple of naked lady tattoos and some crusty blisters in the corners of your mouth and voilà! — instant Vogue-worthiness. It’s already all the rage among urban elite. You won’t find a man carrying a jar of his own urine or bleating gibberish at passing motorists without a slew of those über-chic Winehouse-Cavalli brand meth sores on his face. Self-harming and dumpster-diving has never been so chic!

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Kim Kardashian loves her junk food. And from what we can tell, so does her ass.

Kim vowed to eat better this year, in fact, that was her New Years resolution. Of course she made the promise after chowing down deep fried Oreo cookies. I’m sure the ass made her do it.

Kim says, “I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so. It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”

Kardashian was in Orlando Sunday where she paid a visit to the International House of Pancakes. She really wanted to eat something healthy but her ass the menu got the best of her.

“I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”

But Kim adds that having a personal trainer helps to keep her weight under control.

“I’ve got a personal trainer who keeps me active. I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I’ve actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I’m going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They’re short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it’s a really good workout.”

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Adam Sandler broke his ankle this past weekend while playing basketball.

Even though Adam is 41 and suffered a broken ankle, he still won the game, which made him proud.

Sandler is currently working on the Walt Disney film, “Bedtime Stories“. The broken ankle will not hinder production.

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson had a little too much fun while she was in Vegas and may have recorded a saucy lesbian sex tape.

Clooney’s new arm candy, Model SARAH LARSON, had a bit of a wild weekend and according to a petite blonde, recorded it all on her digital camera.

“We both had too much to drink and ended up naked in the pool”, says the blonde accomplice. “Sarah wanted to video tape it and I don’t remember exactly what she recorded!”

When asked for comment, George Clooney’s camp had no comment.

Sarah looks like a little freak and now we have the video tape to prove it! Sarah is definitely a hot piece of ass and since I had a chance to actually see the tape, I must say she knows exactly what she’s doing in bed. George Clooney is a lucky bastard.

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Victoria Beckham designed a solid gold replica of Los Angeles’ Chateau Marmont hotel’s drainpipe, which she hopes to sell for $50,000.

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In Slavic oral tradition, Baba Yaga always lived deep in the forest in a log cabin that moved abound on a pair of dancing chicken legs. In real life, Baba Yaga lives in the Pacific Palisades with an actor named Kurt Russell. She might have traded in her mortar and pestle for a pair of orthopedic shoes, but that Goldie Hawn doesn’t fool me for a minute. I know a witch when I see one!