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Lindsay Lohan isn’t looking too bad here.

She doesn’t look all coked out for once, I suppose that’s why!

Her hair still looks like sh*t, especially with her roots needing to be touched up, it makes her hair look greasy. She really needs to bring the auburn back. However, I do love the dress..

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Here’s the first single from Scarlett Johansson’s un-anticipated album, “Anywhere I Lay My Head” — a cover of Tom Waits’ classic “Falling Down.” It sounds like she set the mic on echo effect and did her best Gort from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” impression. It’s great if you’re into staccato machinized bleating. Otherwise, not so much. And if you happen to be a fan of staccato machinized bleating, you should really invest in a Murchland vacuum goat milker. It’s the Rolls-Royce of late 19th century milking machines! Available at Ephraim Buzzleworth’s Feed & Seed and other fine retailers circa 1892.

55 seconds is insufferable enough, but you can watch it in its entirety here.

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Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s overpriced hooker Ashely Dupré filed a law suit against Joe Francis and Girls Gone Wild yesterday seeking $10 million in damages for misuse of her name and image for profit. Apparently “misuse of tits and lesbian shower scenes” holds no legal bearing in court. Joe Francis issued the following statement to Us Weekly:

“It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification. She’s seeking $10 Million for topless photos taken in front of a room full of people, including two newspapers and multiple crews we had in the room. These images were taken in public places and contain no sexual contact.”

That’s why Kurt Vonnegut once said “Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.” Also “Quit being such a goddamn slutty whore.” That last one was my mom, but I think it still applies.

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I woke up ten minutes ago fairly sure that I had been a victim of a hate crime and amoebic dysentary. Turns out that I just drank a lot of something called “Absinthe” last night. If you’ve never indulged, let me save you the mystery and suggest you down a quart of kerosene and light a match near your anus, then let a friend work you over with a baseball bat. Sounds fun, doesn’t it? Almost as fun as Britney Spears returning to the set of “How I Met Your Mother” yesterday! Really? Well, fuck you. I’m hungover. OK! Magazine says

The episode finds Britney (Abby) and Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) still dating and hoping to use the relationship to anger their mutual nemesis, Ted. Word is Barney will even a pop a question to Abby.

Britney’s episode will air on May 12.

I tried to think of something I cared about less than Britney’s return to sitcomery. The effect of entrepreneurial agriculture on the economy of the Midwest? The mating habits of the boll weevil? Poor people? Then I decided “enough with the thinking” because it was making my head hurt and went back to spray-painting the toilet. You’re welcome.

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I’m pretty sure this picture alone has registered Hulk Hogan as a pervert in 38 States.  Rubbing suntan oil into your daughter’s ass crack might be considered sick but he’s just trying to help her protect herself from the sun.  Crouching over to hide the erection he’s sporting from rubbing his daughter’s ass, now THAT’S perverted.

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Cher told Oprah Winfrey that when she was 39 and Tom Cruise was 23, they hooked up.

Cher, now 61, says that if it wouldn’t have been for their hectic work schedules they may have had a “great big romance.” She adds, “I was crazy about him.”

The couple reportedly met at a White House fund raising event in the mid 80s.

“He was shy,” she told Oprah. “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”

The audience particularly loved it when Cher spoke of a night they spent together.

Cruise dumped Cher a couple months later for another older woman, Mimi Rogers, who was six years older than him. Tom and Mimi married but split three years later.

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“I never expected to be paid what Sarah was being paid. But I felt that the offer was not worthy of what the three of us had contributed. And I spoke up about it. I feel like I stuck my neck out. I fought. I don’t ever want to be on a set where I feel undervalued.”

- Kim Cattrall defends herself for holding out for more money before agreeing to shoot the new Sex and the City movie.

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Former supermodel Iman has hit out at Heidi Klum saying that she has far more experience in the fashion industry, therefore she is more qualified to host ‘Project Runway‘.

Iman hosts the Canadian version of the show while Klum runs the American television series. Obviously Iman believes her toes have been stepped on and she feels the need to tell the world how fabulous she once was.

“Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I’m not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers, I mean, I’ve worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St Laurent - he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler… I could go on and on.”

Please don’t..

I love it. “I’m not belittling her…BUT..” You know as soon as someone says the word ‘but’, it completely negates everything they said prior to that. Iman would have been better off keeping her mouth shut, she came across as being resentful and egotistic.

Oh, those lovely traits that make Hollywood go around..

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Scott Weiland, 40, has been sentenced to eight days in jail for his November DUI arrest.

He was represented by his attorney in court who entered a no contest plea.

Weiland was also ordered to attend and complete an 18-month alcohol education class and must shell out $2000 in fines. He must serve serve his jail time before May 28.

The former Velvet Revolver frontman is no stranger to the law. He was convicted of DUI in 2003, has prior domestic disputes and has numerous drug related charges on his record.

Earlier this month his bandmates announced they had decided to kick the singer out of the group as his behavior had become ‘increasingly erratic’. (A.K.A. he’s been using again..)

Weiland has since reunited with the band that originally shot him to stardom, Stone Temple Pilots.

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I love it when hot chicks try to sing. I guess when you are as beautiful as Keeley Hazel, you think you can do anything. You know why? Everyone tells her how great she is all the time because she’s so hot. She’s got it easy. All she hears is Yes, Yes, Yes. That’s what a great rack can do for you. Well Keeley, although I do love your chest, Please stop this before you go any farther. No one cares. You’ll end up wasting your time and money. There’s some honesty for ya. They should pretty much rename the video to “A Mac makes a song while Keeley Hazel lip sings to it in a bra”.