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Perez Hilton, by Spicy Pants.

Sorry I haven’t done any of these in awhile. I only do them when I’m in the mood, and I obviously haven’t felt like it lately. Thought you guys would enjoy this one.

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More or less, anyway. She’s not really offering blood, toil, tears, and sweat. Instead, Dutch entrepreneur Aryan Tieleman is offering Amy blood, tears, sweat, urine, and less identifiable human effluvia by the bucketful. And Amy, who’s being kept on a short leash by her family, sounds like she might accept.

Tieleman is the main investor in a new club called Watt, slated to open this September. Watt’s unique selling feature, aside from its location in the heart of Rotterdam’s drug district, is its eco-friendly electrical system, powered by sweat and urine from the guests.
According to Tieleman, “it is as good as certain” that Amy will perform there opening night, assuming she lives that long. Luckily, Amy won’t be expected to provide the sweat, urine, vomit, etc., to keep the lights on. Anything leaving Amy Winehouse’s body would probably cause the club to self-destruct into a twitching pile of rubble—although it would probably hold off long enough to gash itself with the window panes and get some pointlessly ugly tattos before the final collapse. The stuff that leaks out of club-hopping Dutch heroin addicts is probably healthier by miles. And no, I’m not being sarcastic.

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Oh, Duffy. We get emails about you, dahling… many emails, which is, I suppose, a good thing.

Motown-influenced singer Duffy hails from Wales, but she had no problem charming a stateside crowd during her debut U.S. gig at SXSW. Duffy’s label, Island Records, has issued a press release including the following:

Early critical reactions have been unanimous, starting with Rolling Stone’s “Artists To Watch” recommendation. More:

“‘Mercy’ - This single from the latest British retro-soul sensation has got us tapping our toes to its groovy riffs and ‘Stand by Me’-style bass line.” - (Entertainment Weekly)

“‘Mercy’ - already top of the pops across Europe - has the punch to conquer the globe.” - Billboard.

“Duffy: Female Otis Redding anyone?… Seek out a track called ‘Warwick Avenue.’ Have someone on standby with a mop because you’ll melt down to a puddle on the floor.” - Los Angeles Times.

So, did we call this, or what? Watch Duffy’s brand new “Mercy” video here.

On The Web: iamduffy.com and MySpace.

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Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society have discovered a familial link between Hollywood and Washington — Brad Pitt is related to presidential hopeful Barack Obama, while Angelina Jolie shares a lineage with former First Lady Hillary Clinton. Well, this news ought to sway a couple of votes! Us Weekly says

Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769. Clinton and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.

Interestingly, the only presidential hopeful without famous celebrity cousins was Mike Huckabee, namely because all the backwoods inbreeding really thinned out his gene pool.

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Some lovely hump day news to make your head spin…

An Oregon man who claims to have been a woman before a sex change operation says he is pregnant.

He claims he kept his female reproductive parts and has posted photos on Advocate.com trying to prove he really is with child. He says he is due sometime in July.

His neighbors think it’s a hoax. One man claimed to have seen him a couple days before and said he did not have the preggo belly going on.

Let’s hope he’s right! I am so confused! I thought when a woman becomes a man that most definitely the ovaries and uterus would be taken out. Not so? Oh wait, I have seen those creepy porn freaks on the internet with boobs and penises before… Oh, this whole conversation is just not right!

Anyhow, bottom line is, it’s 99.9999% likely that it’s a crock of sh*t. Don’t believe the hype.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Richie Sambora is the latest celebrity DUI offender.

He was pulled over last night at approximately 11pm in Laguna Beach for driving erratically. He failed multiple field sobriety tests and was arrested. Police say there was no indication of drugs.

Sambora attended rehab last summer after having finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, breaking up with Denise Richards and mourning his father’s death.

How many times do I have to say it?! Drivers, bitches! Hire a f*cking DRIVER!

(UPDATE:  Mugshot from TMZ)

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So, obviously I have a film fetish. And, while there are few practices more theraputic than trashing a really shitty movie that I had to sit through, I’ve also begrudgingly grown to accept the practice of lavishing praise where it is due.

As part of the ongoing Pajiba Unappreciated Gem series, I’ve discussed one of my very favourite movies, Steven Shainberg’s Secretary, which stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. I love, love, love this film. Go find out why.

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Star magazine is reporting that the strain of being married to (and controlled by) her husband Tom Cruise is finally taking a huge toll on Katie Holmes’ physical and mental state.

Eyewitnesses at L.A.’s ‘Joan’s on Third’ say she nearly fainted as she was leaving the restaurant recently. Looking pale, thin and tired, Katie exited the restaurant and headed for her vehicle.

“She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door.”

But she didn’t quite make it there before feeling light-headed and faint. At one point she leaned against a doorway to steady herself. She seemed disoriented and weak. Her bodyguard had to guide her the rest of the way to the waiting car. Apparently this is becoming a frequent occurrence with Katie, who’s been suffering from terrible headaches that make her see spots and feel faint.

According to friends, she’s not sleeping or eating enough, nor is she taking care of herself. Top that with having a maniacal, energetic, controlling, over-achieving husband, and Katie’s cracking.

Poor Katie, it seems she has lost her identity. She’s a shell of what she used to be. It’s so sad, isn’t it? Tom probably had her brains sucked out once he got his meathooks into her. His little zombie.

I don’t care how ‘posh’ she is these days. She was rockin’ the hottness before Tom.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Poor JC Chasez, he was on Tyra earlier today, and was completely grilled about Lance Bass the whole time..

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Lindsay Lohan continued her oh-so-subtle promotion of the smokeless tobacco product Arriva yesterday by walking around with the box strategically placed to reveal the brand name. Hard up for cash after a string of flops and multiple trips to rehab, the Firecrotch has resorted to paparazzi-centered product placement to earn her coke money. I can’t imagine Arriva will see any real increase sales, though, considering when she’s not playing billboard whore, she’s usually smoking cigarettes or putting out cigarettes or lighting cigarettes. It’d really make more sense to try to secure a spot as the unofficial face of Lifestyles brand condoms or RU-486. Now that the public could probably swallow. Pun intended!

Your name here:

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Those of you coming to check out today’s posts will be a bit disappointed.  Unfortunately, there’s a little emergency I have to attend to, so today might be a little sparse.  Not to worry though, tomorrow we will return to our regular schedule.

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The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse is heading to South Africa for an extended stay in rehab, but Female First says she is already lined up to perform “the world’s most bizarre club” in September.

The troubled singer is set to pocket [$700,000] to sing at the opening night of a Rotterdam, Netherlands… venue powered entirely by human energy. “The energy will come from urine and sweat from the visitors. The club is set in the biggest drugs circuit in Holland. It is so out there it might even shock Amy.”

Shocking Amy Winehouse would be the modern-day equivalent of out-perving Caligula, so that’s really saying something. I can’t think of anything more fun than being at a concert fueled by the secretions of an orgiastic mob injecting heroin directly in their spines and snorting mildew remover between vomits. Maybe sphincter reconstruction or third degree burns.