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Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali really wants to be like her big sis. Although she’s only fourteen years old, Ali’s already gone under the knife, possibly on more than one occasion. Compare the above picture of her at the age of twelve and the picture of her taken two weeks ago. Sure, she’s still developing, but the way I remember it, hormones don’t make your lips bigger and your nose smaller. Nine MSN reports

Ali has made some big changes to her looks in an attempt to rival her older sister’s — her lips plumped with collagen, her freckles bleached away, and… contact lenses which change her brown eyes blue. There’s also been ongoing speculation that the teenager had a nose job last year.

If she wants to emulate Lindsay so badly, there are a lot less painful ways to do it. Replacing her toothbrush with a penis, for example. Switching from decaf to penis. Getting eight hours of penis a night. Instead of lip injections and a nose job, all Ali really needs is Fleet Week in New York and carton of Rough Riders.

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There are a few things in the world that genuinely creep me out: Midget fingers, Amy Winehouse’s teeth, and now you can add J. Alexander to that list. He’s known as “Miss J” on America’s Top Model, but you can call him “The last person I want to be stuck in an elevator with”. He would probably start fussing with my hair and tell me I need to stick my ass out more when I walk. Then he’d try to do me, because as we all know, gay guys can’t keep it in their pants.

BONUS - Video Creepiness!

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Ladies, when you wear a shirt like the one Cheryl Tweedy’s got on, do you say to yourself, “I’m going to drive men nuts today”?  That’s exactly what you do when you only button half your shirt up and put on a necklace that points to your cleavage.  Next time she should just wear a bikini on the red carpet and save me all the energy I just expended imagining what she looks like without that shirt.  How dare she make me use my brain.

BONUS - Cheryl love Kit Kats!

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It’s been three weeks since Brooke Burke and fiancé David Charvet’s son was born and the child is still unnamed.

It seems the couple can’t agree on a name and negotiations have been slow going.

Burke told People magazine, “We’ve waiting our whole life for a son, and we haven’t named him. He did leave the hospital without the birth certificate. I know that’s terrible! We’re really, really close [to naming him]. We’ve agreed on the first and the last, and we’re still fighting on the middle.”

The couple have a 1 year-old daughter, Rain, and Brooke has two girls from a previous marriage, Neriah, 7, and Sierra, 5.

Burke admits being a mom isn’t easy. “Going from two to three was easy. Going from three to four, a whole other world We’re so sleep-deprived right now, we can both barely see straight.”

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There’s something different about Mariah Carey on the cover of her latest album E=MC2. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Maybe it’s extra four inches of leg or the missing ten inches of waist. Maybe it’s the color of her skin and the circumference of her thighs. Maybe it’s that the girl on the left should be stuck in a filed under “moon landing,” “Tooth Fairy” and “Imagination Station,” and the girl on the right belongs under the heading “semi-aquatic sea mammals” and “pork products.” Unless the mass–energy equivalence is somehow part of the photoshop process, it’s safe to assume E=MC2 stands for Everything Mariah Computer-altered. Twice.

The real Mariah:

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“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”

- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

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It’s hard to believe, but Ashley Alexandra Dupre lied to Girls Gone Wild producers, giving them a fake name and telling them she was 21 when in reality she was only 18.  To prove her age, Girls Gone Wild filmed her fake ID for like 20 seconds.  You know, I’m starting to think that maybe other women have lied.  Do you think it’s really some of those girl’s “first time”?  I know my first time wasn’t in a room on camera surrounded by 5 or 6 strangers, but then again I’m a bit of a prude.

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Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested late Tuesday night for driving under the influence. But wait — it gets better! His fifth grade daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest. TMZ says

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI. Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car with him when he was busted for DUI Tuesday night. [Another unnamed juvenile and adult were also in the car at the time of the arrest.]

This guy’s really been on the fast track to success since his split from Heather Locklear! Two trips to rehab, forty or so pounds, and now child endangerment charges. He’s like Britney Spears, only with less visible scalp and British personalities.

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Just after Britney Spears scored huge ratings on the sitcom, ‘How I Met Your Mother‘,it’s rumored that she may be making an appearance at the Kids Choice Awards on March 29th.

A source tells OK! magazine, “It’s supposed to be top-secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it. Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she’ll get as much if not more attention if she shows up this year.”

At least she won’t be performing..

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Although this may shock and surprise you, it turns out they have television in Turkey! Indoor plumbing and a handle on the bird flu not so much, but television, yes. Here’s the proof: a video of Paris Hilton at at Miss Turkey 2008 contest on channel Kanal 1! Hoş geldiniz! The Daily Mail says

The Simple Life star appeared as a guest on [the televised Miss Turkey 2008] beauty contest while in the capital Istanbul. She performed with belly dancer Asena during the show. She had all eyes on her for the performance and upstaged the real belly dancer with her stunning, leg-baring outfit.

I don’t know what type of Turkish hashish the folks at the Daily Mail were smoking, but Paris didn’t upstage anybody. She was obviously uncomfortable up there without a pole and a bunch of drunk guys waving singles. Good thing she had Le Tigre and Blue Steel to fall back on. Paris Hilton — she’s so hot right now!