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It’s that time again!  Find what’s wrong with this picture.  Could it be something on the car?  Could it be something on the dog?  Could it be Ashley Tisdale’s thong sticking out of her pants?  Oh Crap I just gave it away.  Well, now that we both know, it’s time for an EXTREME CLOSE UP!

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Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a film about murderous cult leader Charles Manson and his devout followers.

Lohan has been cast in role of Nancy Pitman, one of Manson’s devotees. Brad Wyman, the film’s producer, confirmed the news saying, “Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay.” Who isn’t pal? Heh.

Crazy bitch to play a crazy bitch. Perfect casting. Now if only they could get Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and say..Steve-O to play other cult members, then I’d really be impressed.

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Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.

Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance - let alone belly dance.

Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”

When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.

The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

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Australian actress Sophie Monk helped herself to a big ol’ slice of Paris Hilton leftover pie by swapping her ex-boyfriend for Paris’. Sound confusing and riddled with genital blisters? Grab a spoon and dig in! Star Pulse says

[Sophie] split from rocker fiance Benji Madden at the beginning of 2008 and now she has been spotted out and about with his new girlfriend Paris Hilton’s ex, Alex Vaggo. Vaggo, a former pizza delivery boy, dated Hilton last year.

So, in short, each is banging the other’s ex. Marvelous. Well, you can’t undo the skank of Paris Hilton once you’ve been branded with it. Like a Aryan Nation tattoo or the term “registered sex offender,” it will serve to haunt you the rest of your days. Not to mention make volunteering as Den Mother or Black History Ambassador next to impossible.

Sophie necking with Kristin Cavallari outside the gym last week:

Paris on Germany’s small screen gem “Wetten, dass?” this weekend:

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Ok, I’m a total dork, but I love this song.

Tenderness by General Public, who formed after the 1983 breakup of The English Beat, who were also legendary. This song was featured in the movieWeird Science, which, if you grew up in the 80s you remember fondly.

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Kate Bosworth and her “21″ co-star were so plastered during the filming of their love scene, she can’t even remember.

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Surgess – who plays the lead in the shot-on-location casino flick, based on Ben Mezrich’s book, Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six MIT Students Who Took Vegas for Millions – has similarly fuzzy recollections.

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

So let me get this straight.  This guy got rip roaring drunk, had wild sex on camera with Kate Bosworth, AND he got paid for it?  Then he has the balls to complain about getting too sloppy and whining that he couldn’t stand up at one point?  After a day like that, even if Kate Bosworth have me a record breaking case of Ghonnorea, it would go down as the greatest day ever.

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Did you like Kimberly Locke’s dress on American Idol this week?

Well, even if you didn’t you can still bid on the one-of-a-kind Christian Siriano dress that she wore to help out some kids who could use it.  Visit www. clothesoffourback. org — proceeds from the gown will go to Camp Heartland for children with AIDS and HIV.

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Mickey Rourke thinks that the city of Miami, Florida loves him, but that thought won’t last too much longer:

“I’m friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn’t even liked by his colleagues. He’s a 400-pound fuck unfit for duty.” - Mickey Rourke

Not so bright, that Mickey.

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Alyssa Milano decided to help out regular guys out by giving them some useless facts they may have not known about women.  Here are a few of her gems:

Women produce half the world’s food but own only 1 percent of its farmland. So we’re fine with you picking up the tab. And after about three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even.

You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper

Thanks Alyssa.  Space suits and Saws are fine, but only a man could invent something as important as the Egg McMuffin.  Egg, Cheese, and a muffin.  It’s simple and yet so complex.  God Bless this man.

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Britney Spears hasn’t been photographed driving aimlessly between L.A. gas stations in the weeks since dad Jamie took over her estate — instead, she’s cleaned up her act, making regular visits with her sons, showing up for work and wearing underpants again. There are even rumors that she may make a surprise appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Friday. With all this good behavior under her elastic waist band, Daddy has finally eased up a little on his strict no-driving policy and let her back behind the wheel. A source tells OK! Magazine

“Britney is addicted to driving,” an insider tells OK!. “Initially, her father wouldn’t let her drive at all, but he knows how much she loves it and it calms her, so he’s softened the restriction. He now lets her toodle around the block in her gated community.”

When asked for comment, Britney said “I’m an excellent driver. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.”

Leaving the dentist yesterday:

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Geeze, Is Pammy all coked up or what?

She can hardly hold still, has the attention span on a four year-old, and damn, she looks rough!

Anyhow, if you watch the video you’ll see that at 3:47 the conversation turns bizarre as Pamela finds a very interesting way to get off the subject of her ex-husband Rick Salomon…

Craig Ferguson: I was going to say, how have you been this week, alright?

Pamela Anderson: Very good, very good, oh what, are you..oh, I see what you’re getting at.

CF: No, no, I’m not getting at..

PA: It takes me awhile. No, I’m single.. You know when you gave me your number I should have called you

CF: Yeah you should have. Yeah yeah yeah..

PA: No , I’m kidding, I’m kidding..

CF: You should have called me!

PA: I know, I know. But then I went to Vegas.. and you’re sober…it wouldn’t work. *

CF: You could have given it a chance

PA: “It might have been a good idea looking back..”

Yeah, a sober guy who probably smells good and has his sh*t together. She’ll never end up with someone like that!

*= Craig has been sober since 1992