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It seems the people who attended the Washington Nationals first game of the season aren’t fans of George Bush. This surprises me because the only time I’ve been to a baseball game all the fans were either sleeping, or their mouths were too full of hot dog meat to yell anything. I’m not a fan of politics and baseball bores me, but there’s nothing better than someone uncomfortably smiling while getting booed.

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US Magazine is reporting that Heath Ledger may have fathered a child when he was 17…with a woman who was 25.

The actor — who died of a prescription drug overdose in January at the age of 28 — had a fling with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17. The woman learned she was pregnant after their relationship ended.

The woman was living with another man at the time of the affair, but Haydn says, “there is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.”

Damn.  That’s pretty impressive.  Pulling an older woman who’s in a relationship when your only 17.  When I was 17 I could barely keep from exploding in my pants when I was just making out.  Since then I have trained my body.  Now I can hold out for a massive 23.5 seconds.  Beat that sucka.

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Amy Winehouse’s incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil was attacked in jail by inmates looking to score some smack.

The men figured Blake was carrying heroin since he’s failed three drug tests while in prison. Shockingly enough, he had none on him at the time of the assault.

A source told News of the World, “He got ambushed by a few blokes who thought he had heroin on him. He’s been put in solitary three times already for failing drug tests so they figured it was a fair bet he’d be carrying some - although he wasn’t. Because Blake is such a high-profile inmate, he’s a natural target. There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell - he’ll be staying there a lot more now.”

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Shanna Moakler celebrated her 33rd birthday in Las Vegas with ‘I Love New York’ winner Taylor Made and publicist Lizzie Grubman.

Nice eyelashes, Shanna. Egad.

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Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle leaving Mr. Chow Saturday night, and here’s Kathy Bates getting ready to take a sledgehammer to Santino Corleone’s ankles in the movie “Misery.” Bizarre parallel universe on a twenty-year time delay? Perhaps. Plastic surgery gone horribly wrong? More like it.

Paging Dr. Serrano:

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Hal Sparks and Gene Simmons.

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Recognize the chick on all fours tonguing the magazine laying on the ground? I didn’t think you would. The above photo is one of many less-than-demure shots of George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson, a “model” from Vegas, taken a month after they were first introduced. Star Magazine says

“She’s been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her “modeling career” consisted mostly of being paid by promoters… to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends! Sarah… loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out.”

And therein lies the rub, ladies. Despite a man’s willingness to drop $29.95 and two hours on a Saturday watching footage of young coeds exposing their breasts and soaping each other up in front of an audience of intoxicated post-pubescent males, the response is decidedly less positive when said footage includes you. Especially if he is unaware said footage existed beforehand. Doubly especially if said footage may or may not have been filmed while he was holed up in your honeymoon suite with a case of the shits while you “went for a nature tour to Chichen Itza.” Trust me, “I was in college” and “Me no hablo ingles” will only work so many times before they start demanding paternity tests again.

More NSFW pictures here.

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Australian actress Sophie Monk helped herself to a big ol’ slice of Paris Hilton leftover pie by swapping her ex-boyfriend for Paris’. Sound confusing and riddled with genital blisters? Grab a spoon and dig in! Star Pulse says

[Sophie] split from rocker fiance Benji Madden at the beginning of 2008 and now she has been spotted out and about with his new girlfriend Paris Hilton’s ex, Alex Vaggo. Vaggo, a former pizza delivery boy, dated Hilton last year.

So, in short, each is banging the other’s ex. Marvelous. Well, you can’t undo the skank of Paris Hilton once you’ve been branded with it. Like a Aryan Nation tattoo or the term “registered sex offender,” it will serve to haunt you the rest of your days. Not to mention make volunteering as Den Mother next to impossible.

Sophie necking with Kristin Cavallari outside the gym last week:

Paris on Germany’s small screen gem “Wetten, dass?” this weekend:

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Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle leaving Mr. Chow Saturday night, and here’s Kathy Bates getting ready to take a sledgehammer to Santino Corleone’s ankles in the movie “Misery.” Bizarre parallel universe on a twenty-year time delay? Perhaps. Plastic surgery gone horribly wrong? More like it.

Paging Dr. Serrano:

Source: yeeeah.com

Madonna opens up about her early battles against societally-imposed standards of beauty in this month’s “green issue” of Vanity Fair. And for the record, we’re talking about this chick right here. This chick and her Ani DiFranco-esque fight against bleaching, waxing, shaving and rouging. Us Weekly quotes her as saying

“I was one of those people that people were mean to. I didn’t shave my legs. I had hair growing under my arms. I refused to wear makeup, or fit the ideal of what a conventionally pretty girl would look like.’”

To her credit, she doesn’t look like a conventionally pretty girl in the above picture. She looks like a young Larry Bird or an albatross that’s just had all its feathers ripped out in some kind of bizarre glue gun accident. I don’t know whether to start shouting career stats at it or toss it some krill and squid and hope it doesn’t bite me.

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Recognize the chick on all fours tonguing the magazine laying on the ground? I didn’t think you would. The above photo is one of many less-than-demure shots of George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson, a “model” from Vegas, taken a month after they were first introduced. Star Magazine says

“She’s been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her “modeling career” consisted mostly of being paid by promoters… to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends! Sarah… loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out.”

And therein lies the rub, ladies. Despite a man’s willingness to drop $29.95 and two hours on a Saturday watching footage of young coeds exposing their breasts and soaping each other up in front of an audience of intoxicated post-pubescent males, the response is decidedly less positive when said footage includes you. Especially if he is unaware said footage existed beforehand. Doubly especially if said footage may or may not have been filmed while he was holed up in your honeymoon suite with a case of the shits while you “went for a nature tour to Chichen Itza.” Trust me, “I was in college” and “Me no hablo ingles” will only work so many times before they start demanding paternity tests again.

More NSFW pictures here.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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