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Actress Brittany Murphy’s incessant demands are starting to become a problem on the set of her new movie “Across the Hall.â€? According to Page Six

Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting “like a diva,â€? said one insider. “She’s extremely difficult. She’s so hot and cold, you never know.â€? Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed… “every hour. It’s painstaking - her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one.â€?

I also knew a guy who regularly demanded his sandwiches be cut at 45 degree angles with the crusts removed. A real tyrant, that guy. He also insisted we only watch The Wiggles during prime time and would scream like a banshee if you tried to check the scores between “Farmer Brownâ€? and “Romp Bomp A Stomp.â€? Needless to say, we sold him to to a band of wandering gypsies for donkey and a bag of magical beans. Not that you could get that much for Brittany Murphy. Maybe if you threw in the donkey.

Brittany as Stevie Nicks leaving the Max Azria after party Feb 4th:

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Johnny Depp, Rolling Stone magazine, January 10, 1991

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It’s Rachel Bilson.  I really think she’s moving up the hotness ladder these days.  I guess it’s not too hard when all the mainstays are pregnant, in fact an Ostrich with a wig could probably surpass Jessica Alba these days.  Yea she’s got big pregnant boobs but she looks like a frigid ice queen.  The kind of chick that would yell at you if she walked in and you were playing Call of Duty in boxers.  “You’ve been in that same spot for 8 hours!â€?, she would yell.  It was my day off and I was relaxing.  Jesus.

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Joe Francis is thinking about creating a Girls Gone Wild Magazine. I guess he’s got some spare time between ass rammings in prison.

The king of naked-coed videos is launching “Girls Gone Wildâ€? magazine, a PG-13 print version of his raunchy video series in which drunken college girls are coaxed into stripping for the camera. The mag, in the vein of Maxim and other “ladâ€? publications, will hit newsstands April 15 with articles including “Wildest Spring Break Momentsâ€? and a photo spread featuring Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe wearing Francis’ signature swimwear line.

Wow!  That really is wild.  Kim Kardashian in a bikini.  I mean it’s not like we’ve seen her in Playboy or sucking off a black dude on film.  Nah, this should really be a racy spread.  At least we’ll get to see her sisters.  One of them is kind of hot, the other looks kind of like a dude.

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As of last month, Jamie Lynn Spears is the proud owner of one bonafide high school equivilancy diploma. A friend of the family tells People Magazine

“She’s already got her diploma. She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. Everybody is so supportive of her.â€?

Yep, a future just doesn’t get any brighter than “pregnant teen with a GED.â€? According to all those commercials that come on between Divorce Court and Springer, Jamie Lynn now has an exciting future ahead of her as a welder, electronic systems technician, medical assistant, paralegal, or many more! And also, if she has been recently injured or diagnosed with an illness, she should contact the law offices of Bart Durham to see if she is entitled to compensation for her injuries. “Justice is your right… and we DEMAND it!â€? Representing the Injured and Disabled for Over 50 Years.

Jamie house-hunting with her mom last week:

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I know the site has been looking like a 4 year old is writing it, that’s my bad.  Along with the technical issues we had over the weekend, we were tweaking a few behind the scenes tools as well.  The 40 Phillipino kids we “hireâ€? to get us our pictures decided they didn’t want to live in Derek Hail’s basement anymore.   They also wanted to be paid.  Well, not to worry.  A quick tazer to one of them showed the group that we mean business and they are back to work!

Oh and by the way, Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED!

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Can you figure out what’s wrong with this picture of Christina Aguilera? I’ll give you two guesses. Hint: it rhymes with “moobs.” Still nothing? Look again:

My superior logic tells me these are either implants encased in scar tissue or a pair of hydrocelphalic twin stowaways on the S.S. Frankentits. Bon voyage, mateys!

The mighty vessel docked at Club Villa on Sunday:

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By now, Tom Cruise thinks we’ve forgotten that he’s the same Scientologist who dressed up like a Nazi with perfect with teeth for the role of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg in Valkyrie. In doing so, Cruise caused a right ruckus in Germany, which seems to contradict the convenient praise heaped upon him during the Bambi awards. Nice acceptance speech, btw.

Oh, but all is not well, for authorities in Munich, Germany abruptly shut down a kindergarten “with immediate effect” after word got out that the school was run by the Church of Scientology:

“The wellbeing of the children in the establishment was under threat because the education process was based on the principles of Scientology,” the municipality said.

[Scientology] has been under surveillance in some German states for more than 10 years and regional ministers agreed in December to investigate the possibility of banning it. A court in southern Germany earlier this month threw out a bid by the Church of Scientology to stop intelligence services watching it. It ruled that there were clear indications that the movement “seeks to establish a social order that runs counter to the constitution.”

Surely, this is nothing that Tom Cruise can’t fix with a little visit in his private jet. He can even bring Will Smith or John Travolta as a gesture of good will. They can do party tricks or something. Good times.

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Check it out as Bret Michaels and contestants Amber, Peyton, Daisy and Kristy Joe are all mocked in this awesome video that aired on last Saturdays SNL.

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Did you notice last night during the Academy Awards‘ ‘In Memory of’ segment that Brad Renfro was completely left out?

I did, and a lot of you probably did too. TMZ also took notice and decided to contact the Academy to call them on it. And what did the Academy have to say in it’s defense? Well, it’s pretty disgusting really.

“It is simply not possible to include everyone in that segment.”

Are they serious? There were nearly 100 (98 to be exact) people in the business who had died in the past year who were mentioned. Everything from actors to makeup artists. And if you aren’t in the industry, there were many people that you had never even heard of who were remembered in the video.

A friend of the Renfro family called it “unbelievable and disgusting.”

I have to agree. I can’t help but think it was his cause of death (drug overdose) that led the Academy to completely ignore him.

Hollywood, screw you. When you all show up to the awards in your couture gowns with handbags and noses full of blow..

It just goes to show you how phony Hollywood is. When Brad was winning awards and was named as one of People’s Top 30 under 30 everyone loved him. But die of a heroin overdose and it’s like nobody knew him.

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A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.

One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”

I know…WTF.

So for TWO MONTHS those bastards ignored their personal hygiene all while having sex with multiple sluts on a nightly basis.

Everything came to a head (literally) when a young groupie giving Sixx oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench.  The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.

Grossest story ever. It’s even better than the Led Zeppelin Seattle Edgewater Inn fish story! (Google it, kids.)

If you recall GNR also had an album out called The Spaghetti Incident. An album named after her and everything. Heh. The poor girl!

Oh well, maybe the next time she thought twice before giving a dirty rock star head!

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So what do you think this bitch has been chowing on?

Coco at the 2008 Billboard Magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar Party.