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Pamela Anderson has chosen an annulment over a divorce from husband Rick Salomon.

The couple married last October and split in mid-December. Anderson claims ‘fraud’ to be the reason for the breakup.

She filed papers in court last week, and in them she requested Salomon not be awarded any spousal support - and that the two leave with what they had when they married.

Then on Monday, Anderson requested that a retired judge be assigned to their case as an attempt to keep matters private. Apparently this is commonplace with celebrities worried about details going public.

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Ciara kind of looks like a dude here.  No, I’m not talking about her cleavage, that’s actually pretty nice.  I’m talking about her odd shaped facial features.  From one angle she looks like a woman, from the other she looks like an effeminate dude. Women like her annoy me because I see them and can’t decide what they are.  Ciara should just walk around topless so there are no questions.

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Do you think the girls on Flavor of Love are really there because they have the hots for Flavor Flav?

Heh.

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Topless-dancer-turned-Hollywood-screenwriter Diablo Cody has inspired strippers nationwide with her big Oscar win Sunday night. According to Page Six

The topless talents at Rick’s Cabaret NY were so excited about Cody being up for Best Screenplay Sunday night, they stopped dancing and stayed glued to the big-screen TVs as the winner was announced. They burst into tears when they heard Cody’s name. “She proves that if you follow your dreams, anything can come true,” said a busty brunette. The girls even made a plaque that reads: “Dedicated to Diablo Cody, who has taken our calling to new levels.”

Then the manager clapped his hands together brusquely with a sharp “Hey, hey — ladies! These men aren’t going to dry-hump themselves for sixty bucks a pop! Stuff your dreams back in your g-strings and let’s see us some titties!” I’m sure it’s just a matter of time ’till they tear down Scores and erect a library in her honor.

P.S. Erect!

The Dr. Florence Sabin of our generation at the 2008 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards Saturday:

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Despite Lindsay Lohan’s problems with the law, substance abuse and bad reviews, her little sister wants to follow in her footsteps.

The fame and fortune are attractive to Ali Lohan, but it seems the 14-year old has no clue as to what the downfalls are.

In the April issue of Teen Vogue she says, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”

A really bad feeling is when you get pulled over wearing someone else’s pants that just happens to have cocaine in them. That really sucks..

Ali enthusiastically adds that she wants to try acting, singing and fashion designing, “really bad, so bad. So bad you don’t even know.”

Oh, we know.

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Pam Anderson has officially filed for divorce from husband number three Rick Salomon. Again. Page Six says

The two were married on October 7, 2007. Pam filed for divorce the first time on November 27, then withdrew the petition. Just two weeks later, the couple separated. [According to] court documents, Pam says she wants the marriage nullified based on fraud.

“Fraud?” Did Rick pass himself off as the preeminent scholar in the field of Medieval Amatory Tradition and Monastic Theology again? A good rule of thumb, ladies, is if he has his high school equivalency and sex tape with Paris Hilton, he’s probably not the early Renaissance academician he claims to be. It’s a tough lesson for any girl to have to learn.

A couple of promos from Pam’s new cinematic masterpiece “Superhero”:

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“There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women].”

- Johnny Gill denies rumors that he is gay and Eddie Murphy’s secret lover.

He sure has a funny way of saying it.

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Amy Winehouse is up to her old tricks again after leaving rehab earlier this month.

According to The Sun, Blake Incarcerated has even threatened to ban her from visiting him in jail because he’s worried she’s smoking crack again.

Somehow that seems highly unlikely..

A source said, “Amy’s in an awful state again — she’s clearly on drugs. Many of us think full-time residential rehab is the only option but she won’t go back.”

Amy’s friends and family got together this week to discuss Amy’s situation. Amy has also been photographed with fresh marks on her arms, hands and face. More evidence of self harming, which she does when she is using heavily.

Other Amy Winehouse News:

Amy Winehouse leaving her Camden home

Amy has a new clothing & makeup line 

Blake refused to sign a pre-nup with Amy 

Source: www.derekhail.com

Flavor Flav must love Nintendo.  Why else would he wear a hat like that?  It can’t be to pick up the ladies because if you’ve seen Flavor of Love, you already know he’s got tons of ladies knocking down his door.  It has to be his love of Super Mario 3, and really, you can’t blame him.  They even made a friggin movie about it.

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Okay, the headline is a blatant, shameless lie. But it’s only slightly more implausible than the Amy Winehouse fashion line, and she appears to be perfectly serious about that project. From the link:

Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look. She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume… all the things that are distinctive of her look.

This seems a bit difficult to believe. Are there really girls in the UK who want to look like the crack-addled homeless daughter of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark? That whole “I spent the night in a dumpster” vibe that most of Amy’s ensembles give off really doesn’t sound like the inspiration for a winning line of merchandise.

We shall see how this scheme progresses. (After all, the Lynne Spears book of parenting never quite took off, and that made just as much sense.) But in a year’s time, if London is full of girls in gigantic, unsanitary wigs and faces smeared with toxic amounts of liquid eyeliner, it will prove that people can be convinced to buy absolutely anything. Even more convincing proof will come in summer 2009, when we see the American girls imitating the English girls imitating Amy.

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Spongebob always struck me as a fairly likeable fellow, but apparently marketing teams have identified a sizeable demographic of parents who hate the little guy and have a lot of unresolved hostility towards their own children. What else could explain the SpongeBob SquarePants Digital Thermometer, a strong contender for Worst Product of the Decade? According to the packaging, this horrid little contraption is suitable for “oral, underarm, or rectal use.” As if any child wanted to associate unpleasant, invasive procedures with a beloved cartoon character. Just to add insult to injury, the thermometer concludes each anal probing by playing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

The problems with the SpongeBob SquarePants Digital Thermometer start with the basic concept and go on from there. Among other things, spinoff products like this aren’t going to clarify the dispute over SpongeBob’s sexuality. Although the notion of a cartoon character-shaped widget that sings a happy little song after boinking you in the poop chute certainly suggests SpongeBob might be gay. And a dom, at that.

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Lily Allen almost got it right.  I like Lily, but as Lindsay Lohan has taught us, leggings and pantyhose aren’t hot.   You know what else isn’t hot?  I tiny plump chick who looks like she’s 40.  Lily seriously, get back to your GQ figure.  Then you can try this again, only with less pantyhose and more panty.