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Nicole Richie might be hittin’ Broadway soon in the hit musical Chicago.

Richie is considering taking on the role of Roxie Hart, which has also been played by fellow celebrities Ashlee Simpson, Brooke Shields and Renee Zellweger.

Nicole is reportedly weighing her options, she just had a child and resides in Los Angeles, but is said to be very interested.

I don’t see it happening, but it would be a great career move.

Better than another reality show - like someone else we know..

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Anne Hathaway appears in her underwear for 2 seconds in the new Get Smart movie and the whole world is a buzz with excitement. Why? She already showed us the goods several times in “Havok” and “Brokeback Mountain”. Are we so depraved that we need to constantly see women in their underwear? Yes, here is a bigger version of the picture for your viewing pleasure.

BONUS! NSFW Clips of Anne in Havoc & Brokeback Mountain

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After a long hiatus from entertaining, Whitney Houston is set to perform for a charity event in May.

The recovering drug-addict diva will sing at the Caudwell Children’s Legend Ball at Battersea Evolution in London on May 8th.

Charity founder John Caudwell said, “We are thrilled to have an artist of Whitney’s caliber to headline the event. Last year was a huge success and with Whitney’s support, we are fully expecting this year’s event to be bigger and better than ever.”

Houston’s big comeback album will be released in November, and Clive Davis has confirmed that five songs are already completed.

Right on Whitney. She seemed like such a hopeless case a couple years ago. Sort of like Amy Winehouse these days. Blake is to Amy as Bobby was to Whitney.

It took years, but Whitney finally got away from that cancer of a husband and lived through the experience. She is on track to make an amazing comeback. You go girl.

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Not sure who Phoebe Price is exactly.  I’m not into redheads.  I’m also not into sloppy pancake asses.  Maybe I’m just too picky.

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Not sure what to think about Mariah Carey. I still think she’s a chunkster. I don’t care how much makeup she puts on or how much cleavage she shows, I bet her ass is a disaster. Her magazine pictures are always airbrushed. Always. This on top of the fact that she’s been certified as 100% nuts. She’s also got a crazy dog.

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“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter. I’m told it’s spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet, what can I say?”

- Kate Beckinsale on her best asset.

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Danielle Lloyd is hot, that’s without question, BUT she is looking rather soft here.  Aren’t models supposed to be in good shape?  Just because you’ve got huge implants doesn’t mean you don’t have to hit the gym every now and then.  It looks like she even may have some stomulite (stomach and cellulite combined! Behold my Expertise of the English Language!).  Am I alone here?  What do you guys think?

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After years of bumping and grinding in heels onstage, Prince has to have a hip replacement.

The 49-year old pop star would reportedly develop a limp and have to use a cane to walk if left untreated.

His surgery will take place at a private hospital and it will take a full two months for him to recover. He’s having the ball and socket of the hip taken out and titanium replacements put in.

A source said, “For months Prince has complained of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed as he knows he will never be the same again.”

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Yeah, I don’t feel so good about this one.

I mean, we’re talking about The Rock. Actually, to be more precise, this is The motherfucking Rock, who managed to save a Disney movie with all that damn charisma of his — along with the whole football schbang — despite dressing up like a forest tree, attempting ballet, and actually crying in The Game Plan. It was that damn Samoan smile, the cute bulldog, and the Elvis tunes on the guitar that did it, and you know, I’m so not going to fall for it this time around.

Not gonna. No.

Regardless, Variety deals the ominous news of Mister Dwayne Johnson’s seemingly eternal Disneyfication. After he finishes filming Disney’s Witch Mountain, he shall figuratively castrate himself in the following manner:

Dwayne Johnson will star as the title character in The Tooth Fairy, a 20th Century Fox comedy that’s coming together for an August start. Michael Lembeck, who helmed the second and third installments of The Santa Clause will direct.

So, this director was responsible for the Tim Allen sequels that followed the original crappy Tim Allen movie where he kills Santa Claus. Even worse, The Rock is the Tooth Fairy. Can’t they at least make him a Tooth Sparrow Man and stick with the Disney Never Fairy gender plan? This is all so confusing, and, to complicate matters, I also just learned that The motherfucking Rock waxes his chest hair.

Excuse me. I need to go put my Dwayne Johnson doll down the garbage disposal.

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You can argue the relative merits of the US and the UK on various cultural fronts: cuisine, music, violent illiterate thugs, you name it. But Season 9 of Big Brother US is getting ready to deliver the Ultimate Smackdown of skanktastic reality TV to our friends across the pond. Natalie’s “one-woman whore circus,” full of public lactation and lost-tampon stories (you’ll never guess where she found it!), certainly marks some kind of weirdly inverted high point. But this season’s winner has to be Adam Jasinski’s Pat Healy imitation, calling autistic children “retards” and adding, “Disabled kids… I can call them whatever I want, OK?… I bust my ass to help these special-needs children!” (You can watch the clip here.)

Now in a moment of sweet, sweet, reality TV revenge, Jasinski has been fired by the United Autism Foundation, for which—get this—he’d been doing public relations work. And because Big Brother contestants are completely isolated, Jasinski won’t find out for several weeks that he’s been fired for being an utter jackass. That’s just icing on the cake, of course. Actually, Jasinski might want to consider a complete career change. He probably doesn’t have much of a future in public relations, but the man is well on the way to becoming a reality TV legend.

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The new People magazine hits newsstands on Friday and adorning the cover is Nicole Richie and new baby Harlow.

In the upcoming edition of People, Nicole Richie talks about her pregnancy and being a mother.  She says, “She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

There was a blind item out recently that said a new mother is already tired of her little one…and many are saying it’s either Christina Aguilera or Nicole.

This one is tough. You know it’s one of the two, but which one, damnit!  Nicole’s been out in the party circuit lately and Xtina is photographed out every few days flaunting her boobs but not her baby…

What do you think?