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He made it out of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 with his dignity, self esteem, and voracious sex drive intact—two out of three, anyway—but the drawn-out divorce/custody battle with Denise Richards may be too much for Charlie Sheen. Denise convinced the judge to give her custody of the couple’s two daughters, Sam (three) and Lola (two), and then promptly demonstrated her fitness as a mother by giving the two kids roles on her new reality show. This latest development has Charlie singing the blues:

Charlie told me he knows his reputation precedes him, but he sees Kevin Federline consistently winning child custody issues in court – while he gets the shaft every time…. Charlie absolutely loathes Denise and he’s just waiting for her to screw up.

In fact, Sheen is actively urging people to boycott the show (as if any sane person thought watching it was really an option), and at least one source says he’s ready to deliver the beatdown to Ryan Seacrest for his part in this abomination (scroll down to “This Week in Cage Matches We’d Pay to See”). Meanwhile, when you think of Charlie Sheen, remember: Despite the drugs, the partying, the infidelity, the dubious internet porn, despite his generally unhinged lifestyle, this man actually envies Kevin Federline. No roster of crimes deserves a punishment like that.

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Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe. Are there any correlations between the two? NO! So why is everyone giving Lindsay these opportunities to pose as Marilyn? I don’t get it!

After the recent photo shoot in New York magazine where Lindsay attempted to recreate Marilyn’s, ‘The Last Sitting’, Hugh Hefner now wants firecrotch to recreate Monroe’s famous naked swim in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

Liz Smith writes in the New York Post, “Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

What Hef should have done was rival LL’s New York magazine shoot with that of a classier, sexier, curvier starlet, like Scarlett Johansson or something. Someone who could actually pull it off!

He could have caused a little controversy by doing it better than Lohan. But using Lohan to pose as Mariyn again? How boring. It’s been done. C’mon Hef, I thought you were quicker than that.

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The latest issue of Empire magazine gives some good dish on the upcoming Iron Man film, starring Robert Downey Jr. as the title character. It sounds awfully promising, and I hope the film delivers the goods. Robert is an amazingly talented actor, and it appears that his drug problems are behind him. Director Jon Favreau always seemed to firmly grasp upon the realistic in his screenwriting, directing, and acting, so comic-series adaptation should be interesting; at very least, at we know the dialogue shouldn’t totally suck.

Find out more at EmpireOnline.com.

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Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show - starring her very young daughters - Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show - and Denise - will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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After months of claiming to be “just friends,” singer Rihanna has finally been busted making out with R&B star Chris Brown. The Daily Mail says

The couple traveled to neighboring Jamaica together on Friday for Rihanna’s performance at the Smile Jamaica Africa Unite Bob Marley on Saturday. They were photographed kissing in a swimming pool at the Hilton Kingston Hotel in the Jamaican capital. A fellow hotel guest said: “They were smooching in the pool. They were playfully making out and he was kissing her on the neck.”

So they were kissing. Big deal. That doesn’t mean anything. Really, if I had a dollar for every dude who groped me in a pool, or in a bar — or on pool table in a bar — I’d be retired by now. What’s important here is that “Smile Jamaica Africa Bob Marley” sounds like something dreamed up by the nice ladies down at “Super Happy So Beautiful Nail” and “Poo Ping’s Yum Yum Palace.”

Me love you long time:

For shits and giggles, vintage Rihanna stinking it up at her high school talent show:

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Ha! Thanks David at Pretty on the Outside!

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I’m pretty sure just looking at this picture of Miley Cyrus’ bra is highly illegal.  Basically, you’ve just made yourself a sex offender for life.  Look on the bright side…wait, there is no bright side.  You’re going to Hell.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are hosting a $200,000 ‘Welcome to the World’ (their words, not mine) party to celebrate the birth of Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s twins. According to Female First

A source said: “Tom and Katie are thrilled for Jennifer and Marc and have offered to throw a Welcome to the World bash for the twins next month.” The party at Tom and Katie’s Los Angeles home will have a pink and blue theme and guests expected to attend include John Travolta, Eva Longoria Parker and David and Victoria Beckham.

With a price tag of 200 grand, you can expect plenty of super-fun Scientology party games like “Pin the Repressed Memory on the E-Meter,” “How Many Invisible Thetans in This Jar?” and my personal favorite, “Silent Musical Chairs.” It’s sure to be a very un-glib time for everyone involved!

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PETA Stages a Mothers Day Demonstration at Covent Garden in London 2/28/08

Ok, first of all, to clarify the Mother’s Day thing, it’s actually, ‘Mothering Sunday‘ this upcoming Sunday in the UK. So don’t start bombarding me with emails about how Mother’s Day is a couple months away.

I had to post this picture, because I have mixed feelings on PETA. I know a lot of you hate the organization because almost every time they are in the media and are mentioned on Celebrity Smack - I get emails. They are radical, and I think it is their downfall.

Most of you know I am, like, the hugest animal lover ever. I mean, I have to turn the channel every time that commercial with Sarah McLaughlin comes on..heh. It’s that bad. But I have a hard time supporting PETA because they always embarrass themselves with their extreme publicity stunts. On the flip side, if an animal benefits from it, then who cares if you embarrassed yourself, right?

Sometimes in this world you have to do something crazy to get noticed. But is their point getting across to anyone? You have to wonder.

For example, this photo. Are people going to walk away from this display remembering that pigs are being crammed into extraordinarily cramped spaces - or that they saw a chubby naked chick on all fours in public today? I’m going with the latter. This is why I tend to support local shelters/rescues instead of PETA.

I think that if they were less fanatical they would have a warmer reception from the public. It’s too bad really, because I think they could have a lot more support if they were a kinder, gentler organization.

Let me know your thoughts.

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Jessica Simpson is heading to Kuwait next month to entertain the troops overseas. That’s in Canada, right? She writes on her fan site

“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I… am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess “

Unless she plans oiling herself up and singing topless while hopping around on a pogo stick, I doubt there’s gonna be a whole lot of “entertaining” going on in Kuwait. In fact, when asked if they knew what “A Public Affair” was, several enlisted men volunteered, “Is that the one where that girl fucks these all those dudes in the middle of Times Square?” and “No, no, you’re thinking of ‘Public Ass-Pounding,’ dude,” then offered to show me six different ways he could crush a beer can without using his hands. Believe me, Marines have all the entertainment they need even without Jessica Simpson there.

Jessica leaving Katsuya Restaurant in Hollywood last Wednesday:

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Despite being photographed leaving Owen Wilson’s house twice in the last week, actress Kate Hudson claims she likes a man “with balls.” Female First reports

The ‘Almost Famous’ star finds it a turn off when men are intimidated by her actions. The actress told British Elle: “If… a guy has no balls, you’re better off without him anyway!”

When I think “balls,” I think of someone manly, like a fireman or a sailor, bench pressing his own body weight while simultaneously repairing a car and chopping lumber. Not some dandelion-haired fop overdosing on his sad pills. Maybe someone should tell Kate that “balls” and “Owen Wilson” go together like the “Heisenberg uncertainty principle” and “definite position and momentum of a sub-atomic particle.” Oh, yeah — BUURRRN, baby!

Kate leaving Owen’s house on Monday:

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