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Singer Gwen Stefani is reportedly three month’s pregnant with husband Gavin Rossdale’s child. London’s The Sun says

Gwen Stefani has confirmed she is 13 weeks pregnant with bambino number two. A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Anything that keeps her out of the studio is fine by me. A baby, a tumor, a bear, whatever. Just no more “Hollaback Girl” or lifting from “The Sound of Music.” I swear you could use those songs like Chinese water torture to get terrorists to confess every detail of their plots to take down the U.S. Headlines would read: “Great Satan Saved By Great Escape” and “Gwen Stefani Winds It Down!” That’s of course when we start wishing for the bear or the tumor again and pray for a little divine intervention.

Gwen at LAX this past weekend:

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Sobriety keeps eluding Lindsay Lohan, probably because she hits the club scene three nights a week surrounded by the same crowd she kept before rehab. According to Rush and Molloy

The “I Know Who Killed Me” star knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn and later snapped at snappers trying to take her picture. Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality “star” Brody Jenner, sources tell us.

“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain. “People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was.”

No one comments on how “composed” you are when you’re stone cold sober. The only time composure is noticed by your party-going peers is when you’ve had eight martinis and a couple of lines in the bathroom and you can still walk and not slur your words. Then they say stuff like “Man, she’s been drinking like a fucking sailor all night and she hasn’t fallen down yet! Unbelievable!” And then another friend might add “Yeah, but ten bucks says she passes out under that table in fifteen minutes.” And then another would pipe up “I’ll take that bet!” and someone else chimes in with a “Care to make it interesting? Twenty says she gets fucked in the bathroom before she actually blacks out under the table.” “In the ass or the vagina?” “Double or nothin’ she gets it in both!” Then a chorus of laughter and high-fives. Just watch the video of my 21st birthday again and you’ll see that I’m right. Believe me, for the first twelve or so minutes of the party, I was the most composed fucker there. Then they wink at the camera and tip back an imaginary bottle and do the tongue-in-cheek thing for blowjobs. Yeah, my friends are all a bunch of assholes.

Lindsay out Saturday night:

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Naomi Campbell’s former personal assistant has committed suicide by jumping off a bridge to her death.

Jade Bien-Aimee Sutherland, assistant, stylist and celebrity shopper was found dead under a bridge in London near her residence. She was 28.

She quit working for Campbell last year after the two had a fight and was later seen crying on the streets of L.A.

Sutherland was born a male but underwent a sex change. Her boyfriend had died of pneumonia ten days before.

She wrote an email to friends saying, “He’s now gone, I’m all alone, my heart is empty, my life is empty. I don’t think life’s worth living after losing a close one.”

Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were among those who attended Sutherland’s funeral in London’s Piccadilly.

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Ministry’s 1991 single, ‘Jesus Built My Hotrod’, was definitely one of the most kick ass, hard driving songs of the 90s. I still love throwing this one on and cranking it up.

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Christina Ricci says she was already afraid of monkeys before being attacked by one on the set of her latest movie, Penelope.

The chimpanzee, Chim Chim, grabbed hold of the actresses boob and refused to let go.

She explains, “I’m afraid of monkeys but I had decided not to be afraid of this monkey because no one else is. ‘Everyone else thinks he’s awesome so just be cool.’

“It’s the first day of shooting and I have this kitchen scene where I’m sitting down and the monkey is sitting right next to me. Of course it freaks out during the take and grabs my left breast and will not let go, and he’s so strong. I’m thinking, ‘This thing is gonna rip it’s hand away and I will no longer have a boob there!’

“I’m so freaked out and the whole rest of the actors are turned around so no one sees that this has happened to me and I’m like, ‘Help, help’ as quietly and calmly as possible so this thing does not freak out any further.
“Finally they got him off me but my fear is completely validated and I did not go near him for the rest of the shoot… Monkeys are crazy and you never what they’ll grab onto; I don’t like unpredictable animals.”

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Sam “Piss on Your Dead Mom” Lutfi and Britney Spears had a huge fight last night outside the gates of her Summit home over her relationship with Final Pixx photographer Adnan Ghalib. The public screaming match ended with her storming out of the car and down Muholland Drive barefoot, clutching her rat of a dog and bawling while she called Adnan to come pick her up. OK! Magazine says

Adnan told the pop star to go home and he’d meet her there. He tried to punch in the security code to the gate [when he arrived], but it didn’t work. He then reportedly called the house but Britney didn’t answer. Now OK! has learned that it was Sam who changed the gate code and disconnected the numbers to Britney’s six cell phones and her house phone. Frustrated, Adnan then asked the security guard let him in, but the guard told him he was under strict instructions from Sam not to let Adnan past the gate.

Adnan later told a paparazzi photographer that Sam was sending him threatening text messages, calling him a “manic trigger” and telling him, “If you continue to have any contact with her, you’ll kill her.” At 9:00 p.m., Britney reportedly jumped in her Mercedes and went speeding down Coldwater Canyon Drive with 15 to 20 paparazzi in tow. She abandoned her car in the San Fernando Valley sometime around 10 p.m. and jumped into Adnan’s car.

With TMZ adding:

The LAPD were called to the scene to contain the paparazzi crush that was trying to shoot the fight.

Curiously, a similar incident went down at Seabreeze Vista trailer park in Inglewood last night around ten-thirty p.m. Elwood “T.J.” Thompson, 19, and brothers J.T. and P.J. Rogers were arrested outside a mobile home belonging to Vicky Jo Tanner and Marlene Mayburs, both exotic dancers at T.J.’s Bare ‘N’ Legal Barbeque Buffet. All charges against Thompson were dropped once it was discovered Tanner set the fire herself and was never in fact pregnant. Mayburs and Rogers were arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. I swear, it’s almost like looking in a goddamn mirror or something!

Tears of a clown:

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“She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’ I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant…I take a few (showers) a day.”

- Matthew McConaughey says Kate Hudson is the only co-star to complain about his ‘natural essence’

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~Thanks Heather!

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Stacy Keibler is cruel. She’s at some Hawaiian Tropic event and she’s fully clothed. What’s the deal? Her career is pretty much non existent at this point, I think a few bikini pictures could help. It’s actually part of my 5 step program to reach fame and fortune. I don’t want to give away the whole program but it involves bikinis, a sex tape, and my penis. It’s only $29.95! Order Now!

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Jennifer Hawkins is really hot and she’s Australian which is a bonus.  Why?  Everyone loves Australians.  When’s the last time you met an Australian who was a dick?  Never.  They always want to buy you a beer or feed you steak and cheese fries.  Then if you finish your beer, they bring you another one that’s ice cold.  Wait a minute.  Sorry.  I’m thinking about Outback Steakhouse.  My Bad.

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And the trainwreck plows ahead..

Britney Spears and creepy sidekick Sam Lufti were involved in a heated argument just outside Britney’s gated community last night.

Their car approached the gates and Britney hopped out, crying. She called her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan, and begged him to come get her saying, “Baby, can you come pick me up?” He told Brit to head into her house and he’d be right there.

However, when he showed up he was refused entry to her home, Lufti supposedly instructed guards not to allow him inside. Adnan tried calling all Britney’s phones (including 6 different cell phones!) but she didn’t answer.

So the paps went into a feeding frenzy like they do, causing the police to be called. It seems some dumbass phototgrapher tried sneaking onto the property. Moron.

See TMZ’s video here.

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Jennifer Garner arriving at the 10th Annual “I Have A Dream” Gospel Brunch yesterday.