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“I never will regret anything that’s ever happened in my life. I look at life as a lesson. I am a very strong believer that this is a stepping-stone for something else. Not to say I like having the paparazzi around or that I like having my life in the media. But as much as I try to be mad at it, I can’t be. The paparazzi and the press have given me a voice. One day I’ll be able to use that voice.”

- Kevin Federline thinks his failed marriage to Britney Spears will lead him to prosperity.

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Victoria Beckham’s new T-shirt for designer Marc Jacobs’s campaign warning of skin cancer.

See David Beckham wearing the shirt here.

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For those of us that didn’t know, Matthew McConaughey doesn’t use deodorant.

While on the set of their latest joint outing, next week’s Fool’s Gold (they also co-starred in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days back in 2003), the actress begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy.

“She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he was quoted by Contactmusic.com. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”

And he hasn’t worn it for over 20 years. Though he has insisted that the ladies dig it (once saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’”

There’s nothing like walking down the street and passing by someone who doesn’t wear deodorant.   You pass a group of people and a few seconds later you are punched in the face with the most vile smell on the planet.  Then you look back to see who it was and you can never tell.  It’s the perfect crime.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Why does Avril Lavigne always look pissed off?  She’s on vacation in Miami, sipping a drink and she still looks like she wants to fight.  She actually manages to look less pissed off than usual here.  Maybe it’s the Florida sun, maybe it’s the liquor, or maybe she finally got that bug out of her ass.

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So Britney has officially gone crazy. She’s pretty much hanging around topless at this point. It’s only a matter of time before she’s found inside the monkey cage at the zoo naked and throwing feces around.

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After a romantic date at Il Sole Monday night, quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson hit up the “Metal Skool” karaoke night at Key Club in L.A. Us Weekly says

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback [took] the stage. Romo’s pick: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.” As he belted out the hit, Simpson alternated between kissing him on the cheek, wrapping her arms around him and staring dreamily into his eyes. “He was singing directly to her — and she was on cloud nine,” a witness there told Us.

Wow. The only way that guy gets any douchier is if he single-handedly destroyed the Cowboy’s chance at Superbowl-dom and his last name rhymed with “homo.” Oh, wait…

A couple of drunk Jess climbing into Homo’s SUV and some candids at LAX over the weekend:

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Britney’s rocky reunion with Lynne

Even though Britney and her mom have reunited, it doesn’t mean all is bright and cheery. According to this story Britney and Lynne still have a long way to go before their mother-daughter relationship is mended.

Britney’s brand new toy

Forget a new silky weave or a shiny pair of cowboy boots, Britney laid down $55,000 on a new SLK 350 Mercedes Benz yesterday.

Sam Lufti to Britney’s family: You don’t fit in!

Sam is throwing daggers at the Spears family, claiming there was no intervention and that they just barged back into Britney’s life. However, TMZ says that there is a plan for an intervention but that Sam is not a part of it. Parasite Lufti must be freaking out because he even called TMZ after they ran a story about him he didn’t like and tried to have Britney tell them they were wrong.

Sam texts Adnan: ‘You’re killing her!’

The bitch fight heats up between Britney’s two cling-ons.  Sam is blaming all Britney’s current problems on the photographer and is doing his best to get Adnan out of Brit’s life.  Blah blah blah…

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Kate Moss poses for yet another Longchamp campaign in New York City, which seems like the perfect venue from which to promote a French line of overpriced bags. Perhaps I just don’t, you know, get it.

P.S. I still hate those bangs.

Previously: Kate Moss Goes Ghoulish For Longchamp

On the Web: Longchamp.com

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From Gatecrasher:

• Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were “too black.”  They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera.

From Page Six:

• Which beautiful movie star/model of a certain age is dating a married man? She conveniently showed up to the Self magazine/Origins “Green” party at the Sundance Film Festival just moments before her rock star guitar-playing boyfriend did?

• Which daytime gabber should be nicer to her staffers? She snipes at them all day long, particularly if they bring her the coffee she endorses — she prefers Starbucks

• Which celebrity publicist has her hands all over one of her clients, a married hip-hop star?

• Which MTV Programming Exec couldn’t get an on-camera hostess to bed him in Sundance, and turned nasty when he was turned down? The MTV lackey tried to work his charms at private mansion The Green Door when the carpet-interviewing gal passed on a trip upstairs with the surly suit. He was adamant about the mistake she was making, telling her how important he was.  “Google me,” he fired at her before turning red-faced on his heels.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• This is an A-list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A-list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.

• He is an A-list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

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I know it’s childish, but why is it I find this picture so funny? See who it is here.

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The first poster for Quantum Of Solace has been issued, and it is most troubling that Daniel Craig has been forced to defend the film’s title as “integral to the plot.” This defence all seems rather unnecessary — can’t audiences just accept the premise and go with it?

When the last Bond film was filming, a certain silver-tongued Bond fan dubbed Daniel Craig as “The Pussy Bond,” but after viewing Casino Royale, she was compelled to issue the following statement: “I take it back. I take it back. I take it back. I take it back.” She then elaborated her rationale:

For the first time since Sean Connery, we have a multi-dimensional Bond. We have a Bond with layers that are, on occasion, sliced back for us to see. It’s completely plausible that Craig’s Bond could actually fall in love, and not just into bed with some willing accomplice who moans “Oh, James” like a faked orgasm played just right. It’s plausible that he actually had issues with killing his first target. No exposition is required to accomplish this feat. No one needs to spell anything out. Craig just has to look at the camera and emote—and we have a new Bond. Yet his Bond is not a shiny new penny—it’s one that’s been sitting at the bottom of a jar, rediscovered when you’re in need of some quick and easily converted cash for a pack of smokes. The date stamped on the penny may read “1953″ but, once you clean off the grime, it’s as good as new and worth just as much as it was back then—if not more.

That and the man looks knuckle-bitingly good in a pair of tiny swim trunks.

Exactly. A similar sentiment appears in a new article by the Telegraph:

Contemporary in 1953, when Casino Royale, the first Bond, was published. Contemporary half a century later in 2007, when Daniel Craig stepped out in those white swimming trunks. James Bond can only be understood and appreciated in the context of myth and legend. He is an archetype in exactly the same mould as King Arthur or Robin Hood, who have also been mauled in print, on stage and on screen (remember Kevin Costner in Prince of Thieves?), but who have, none the less, survived. Five hundred years from now, there will probably be those who believe that James Bond actually existed. Folk heroes don’t die. They just become more real.

The “new” Bond films have, by way of the past, made the James Bond character much more real. The title, Quantum Of Solace, follows this logic very much. The title relates to James Bond’s state of mind at the end of Casino Royale, after he fell long and hard for Vesper Lind. Hell, he was ready to leave the service and build a new life with Vesper, but then, well . . .

SPOILER ALERT

. . . she killed herself. So, and in Quantum Of Solace,” Bond will seek closure (not to mention revenge) over the loss of Vesper. This, in turn, will help us realize how Bond’s broken heart changed his personality for the future Bond installments. You know, how he turned into an asshole.

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If you watch this video of Britney’s chaos last night that had to do with some kind of manic episode that her manager is blaming on her paparazzi boyfriend, you’ll see her redneck child-molesting lookin’ father telling the paparazzi to fuck off and that was the highlight of the video.

Reality is, who gives a fuck about Britney’s mental health issues and demise, or her sleazy immigrant boyfriend’s rise to the top, or her sister’s teenage pregnancy when you’ve got this toothless fuck who talks out of the side of his mouth like a small town tractor mechanic buying bullets at the local Wal Mart because he’s got rats in his shanty he calls home, to laugh at.

It is one of those things that proves that America is the land of dreams and anyone can become rich and famous no matter what sewage pipe their family crawled out of…All kidding aside, I am sure his daughter’s drama is putting strain on his family and has forced him to miss some KKK meetings back home, which is too bad because I heard his local chapter got themselves a gay black jewish dude last week and that’s like a trophy for they are so rare to come by.