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Disney is really kicking their ad campaigns up a notch featuring stars like Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Gisele, Marc Anthony, and Rachel Weisz dressed up as classic characters.  I know it’s Disney but why not show us a little more of Jessica, and why have Gisele in a full nightgown when she’s been wearing only underwear for the past 10 years?  C’man Disney!

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The plan to get Britney Spears psychiatric help took place last night and she is currently at the UCLA Medical Center undergoing an evaluation.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned the plan to get Britney into UCLA Medical Center had been hatched for days — it was aborted last night, but executed just minutes ago. And we’re told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital.Back at her house, Britney’s psychiatrist told her she was going to the hospital. Her response was, “Is something wrong?” She was not resistant. She made hot chocolate and waited before paramedics arrived and placed her on a gurney.

We’re told the psychiatrist felt her condition had deteriorated. Britney had not slept since Saturday — a day and half longer than she stayed up in recent memory.

The reason she’s at UCLA is her new treating psychiatrist practices out of that medical center.

We’re told during her initial 72-hour stay she cannot be forced to take medication against her will. If, however, she refuses to take meds, the plan is for the the psych to go to court and have Britney held for an additional 14 days, during which time he can administer proper medications.

And this ironic — twist Lynne Spears and Adnan drove to the medical center in the same car. A source tells us when Lynne found us Britney was being committed, she blamed it on Sam and was extremely agitated. When Brit heard that, she screamed to her mother, “Shut the hell up”

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The 2008 Lingerie Bowl was canceled because they didn’t have the “correct permits in time”. Whatever. It was canceled because no one watches it. Normally, hot chicks in lingerie is something I would be interested in, but hot chicks in lingerie who are covered in pads and playing bad football doesn’t turn me on. Here’s an idea. Instead of football, let’s have a Lingerie Make Out Pillow Party. Now THAT’S entertainment. Don’t believe me? Check out some footage from last year. Try not to fall asleep after watching 5 minutes of it. Those damn helmets make them look more like special ed kids than models.

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The hideously successful, successfully hideous and utterly unkillable Saw franchise is continuing to gnaw its way through the zeitgeist. Brash Entertainment has announced they’ll be releasing the Saw video game in 2009, timed to coincide with the release of Saw V. (Oh yes, there will be a Saw V.) Not many details are available yet, but the company promises the game “will have its own unique story line, while answering questions left unanswered by the Saw films.” No word yet on whether players will be able to assume the role of Jigsaw. Keep in mind, however, that these are the people responsible for the Chipmunk video game, so clearly there’s no limit to their depravity.

Short of a Captivity video game, where the player sits in a room and plays nauseatingly sadistic headgames with a virtual Elisha Cuthbert, it’s hard to think of a novelty that sounds more distasteful than this game. But I’m sure there’s one out there, and by June I’ll probably be writing a post about it.

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It could be the fever talking, but seeing a girl who’s last name is bell dressed like a bell made me laugh. That’s like seeing a black man who’s last name is Blackman or a chef who’s last name is Cooke, or a gay guy who’s last name is He-Takes-It-Up-The-Ass-From-Men. I guess none of that really matters. Her name is Lake Bell, she’s rockin some cleavage and I’ve never heard of her and based on my extensive research into her genetic line, she’s not related to Kristen or Catherine Bell. She is however way more committed to the name than her same-last-name counterparts who are clearly slacking by not living the Bell lifestyle by dressing like a bell because they’ve already made it in the world and people know who they are.

I don’t know if this post makes sense, or if it is a huge stretch, but I am still sick and on my way back into the hole I crawled out of, and I am not talking about my wife’s vagina, I am talking about my bed, that smells like my wife’s vagina.

Since you don’t know who Lake Bell is, here are some other Bells.

These are pictures of Kristen Bell on Hollywood Blvd 2 days ago with her boyfriend lookin like some kind of monkey.

These are pictures of Catherine Bell playing Wii like she’s not in her 40s.

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“A Beautiful Lie,” the title track and current single from 30 Seconds to Mars‘ platinum album, marks the first music video ever shot 200 miles north of the Arctic Circle in Greenland.

It is the third in a series of short films featuring songs from the band’s 2005 album. The video premieres January 30th through a never before seen global MySpace exclusive event.

“Shooting in Greenland was a dream come true and one of the most exciting adventures we’ve ever had as a band,” says 30 Seconds to Mars lead vocalist Jared Leto.”Although incredibly challenging and at times it seemed just out of our reach, once we finally arrived the beauty and magnificence of the terrain, the wonderful culture of the people, and the amazing journey itself were all inspiring beyond belief. Almost everyone has heard of global warming by now but for the people of Greenland it is a real and tangible problem of today, not an issue of tomorrow. This journey changed our lives. We hope that with this film and new website we can share, in some small way, this incredible experience with our family of friends and fans around the world.”

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Determined to offset the impact that filming would have on the environment, the director, Angakok Panipaq and the band worked with the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC) to develop strategies that would minimize fuel consumption on the shoot and purchased North American Blend Green Tags (a renewable energy certificate product) from the Bonneville Environmental Foundation. Purchasing Green Tags supports new renewable electricity generation, which offset the environmental effects of burning coal, gas and other fossil fuels across North America.

30 Seconds to Mars and the leading social media site Buzznet.com (www.buzznet.com) are bringing music, community and charity together by creating a “call to action” group. Beginning Wednesday, January 30, fans can go to http://abeautifullie.buzznet.com and upload personal videos to let the band and the world know what they’re doing to help the environment. In addition, fans will be able to make donations through Buzznet to support the NRDC, the nation’s most effective environmental action organization, and Buzznet will be matching donations made through the site. Additionally 30 Seconds to Mars has also launched a second website - www.abeautifullie.org. The site will include information about current environmental issues, ways for kids to participate in environmental activities, links, tips for conservation and more.

“Greenland now is beginning to contribute significantly to sea level rise,” says Jay Zwally, a glaciologist with NASA. “There’s been a significant change in a relatively short period of time.” It is now losing between 52 and 63 cubic miles of ice mass each year; projections of future climate change indicate continued warming over Greenland if greenhouse gas emissions remain unchecked.

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Controversial sculptor and artist Daniel Edwards’ latest creation is the ‘The Oprah Sarcophagus’, a bronze sculpture made in the likeness of Queen Oprah herself.

The full figured Oprah is depicted as voluptuous and strong, although some think the statue is in poor taste due to it being ‘unflattering’. (Unflattering? Bitch would love to have those titties!) Others say it doesn’t look anything like her. Who knows what they are talking about because I think the statue is dead-on! Have you ever seen Oprah without makeup? It’s totally her.

Edwards is the same sculptor who created the Britney ass-baby sculpture as well as the dead Paris Hilton spread eagle piece. Genius!

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American Idol alum Clay Aiken is right up there with Tom Cruise and John Travolta on the list of got-to-be-closeted male celebrities. But now he’s putting those rumors to rest. In an interview with New York magazine, this generation’s Barry Manilow explained that he doesn’t even own a closet, and he wouldn’t know what to keep in it if he did:

He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

The article goes on, just in case the reader has the slightest doubt concerning the status of Aiken’s sexuality:

But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

If this is in fact true, Clay deserves credit for owning up to a personal sexuality that is none too popular and decidedly uncool. Of course, it might not be completely true. Still, it’s probably just as well that Clay is currently appearing in Spamalot as Sir Robin, not Sir Galahad. From the sound of things, he’d have no problem at all with clearing out of Castle Anthrax.

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Katie Holmes was spotted shopping recently at trendy L.A. baby boutique, Petit Tresor, where she spent a couple thousand dollars on baby clothes.

She reportedly bought Suri a closet full of darling Spring dresses along with a t-shirt that says, “Big Sister”. Hmmm..baby on board?

I don’t know why I said that, I hate that phrase. Well, I did until Homer Simpson sang about it in a barbershop quartet. Heh.

Anyhow…

Not only did Katie buy the ‘Big Sister’ tee, she also splurged on matching baby jumpsuits. One says, ‘Little Sister’, and the second? You guessed it, ‘Little Brother’.  I guess they didn’t carry, ‘Little Xenu’.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s probably pregnant. If I’m wrong you can take away my tinfoil hat..

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Jake Gyllenhaal is taking the death of his friend and Brokeback Mountain co-star, Heath Ledger, especially hard.

A friend of Jake’s says, “[He] is taking it harder than most people.”

Gyllenhaal learned of Ledger’s death while on the set of his latest film Brothers, which is being filmed in New Mexico. He immediately flew out on a commercial flight to New York. He returned to the set Thursday to shoot a scene, but it was apparent Jake’s thoughts were with Ledger.

A source on the set of the movie says, “He was there, but he wasn’t with us. It was obviously a major trauma. These guys were very close. [Jake] was sitting in the director’s chair staring off into space.”

Gyllenhaal has been off on personal leave and the director is filming around Jake’s part as he grieves. He has been spending time with girlfriend Reese Witherspoon and her children in Los Angeles.

Jake is the godfather to Ledger’s 2-year-old daughter, Matilda.

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Sexier than a Playboy Bunny. Craftier than one of Charlie’s Angels. The Bond Girl is an essential component of any 007 flick, and she comes with a specific set of requirements: She must be bodacious, possess an outrageous backstory and, of course, she must traffic in delicious double entendres. - Forbes

Poor Denise Richards. Not only must she cope with the inherent limits placed upon a talentless woman in Hollywood and engage in regular court battles with the philandering Charlie Sheen, but now Denise has been named the worst Bond Girl ever:

The actress took the top spot in a poll by Entertainment Weekly for her turn as Pierce Brosnan’s love interest Dr. Christmas Jones in 1999’s The World Is Not Enough.

Tanya Roberts (A View To A Kill) and Corinne Clery (Moonraker) finished second and third respectively.

Ursula Andress was voted the best Bond girl for her iconic portrayal of Honey Ryder in Dr No, followed by Honor Blackman (Goldfinger) and Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service).

Yeah, well. You people can just shove it, because Denise has been greenlighted by the custody court “to include her two children in a new reality TV show about her life as a single working mother in Hollywood.” The term “working” must not be a crucial element to this reality television plot. See what happens when those damned writers go away?

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I don’t know if you remember Miley Cyrus had a pregnancy rumor going around a few months ago that was never confirmed or not and I guess these pictures of her with baby are enough of a confirmation. It’s one of those “caught you red handed, Mom” situations that will be hard to talk her way out of.

The reality is that you gotta give her credit for keeping the pregnancy a secret for the entire term as to not get her teenage fans all excited and having copycat pregnancies like Jamie Lynn Spears is doing, In a lot of ways, she’s like the prom queen who gives birth in the bathroom at prom when no one even knew she was carrying, but our story has a happier ending, because Miley Cyrus didn’t leave the fucker in the toilet to get back to the party she’s decided to raise it like a responsible teenage mother here are those pics.