Archive for January, 2008

Celebrity Rehab: Will Jeff Stay or Leave?

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On tonight’s episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Jeff wants to leave the treatment center because he has no phone privileges. Will Dr. Drew be able to convince him to stay? Check out this video for a sneak peak.

Published on January 31st, 2008 in Celebs & Drugs, Dr. Drew, Reality TV Shows, Reality TV Stars, VH1, Videos

Heath Ledger Cocaine Video

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Celebrity news programs “Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider” purchased exclusive rights to a cell phone video of Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at a Screen Actors Guild Awards party two years ago. According to Page Six

The footage, which was bought for $200,000, was shot without Heath’s knowledge at the Chateau Marmont hotel on January 29, 2006. In the video, Heath is shown talking while at a private party after sniffing a cocaine-like substance off a table with a rolled up bill in his hand. As he speaks, his face noticeably twitches. Heath says, “I’m gonna get so much shit from my girlfriend. We have a baby together… Matilda, Matilda Rose.”

ET and The Insider released a statement warning the media that they would be subject to lawsuits and fines should they choose to air the video:

THIS IS TO ADVISE YOU THAT ET AND THE INSIDER HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS IN AND TO PROPRIETARY MATERIALS OF HEATH LEDGER AT THE CHATEAU MARMONT ON APPROXIMATELY JANUARY 29, 2006

ANY BROADCAST OR USAGE OF THIS MATERIAL IN ANY MANNER NOT AUTHORIZED SHALL CONSTITUTE AN INFRINGEMENT AND VIOLATION OF ET AND THE INSIDER’S VALUABLE EXCLUSIVE AND PROPRIETARY RIGHTS AND WILL CONSTITUTE INFRINGEMENT AND TORTIOUS INTERFERENCE BY THE INFRINGER, EXPOSING THE INFRINGER TO SUBSTANTIAL MONETARY DAMAGES.

And that’s when the producer dipped a fountain pen inside the hole where his heart used to be, signed his name in blood and handed the devil an “I.O.U. — One Soul.” Well-done, tabloid journalism!

Published on January 31st, 2008 in Gossip, Heath Ledger, Video, cocaine, entertainment tonight, the insider

Who Are They?

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Click on them and find out!

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Published on January 31st, 2008 in Who is it?

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Matthew McConaughey

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“Make no doubt about it. My kid will dance. He will be on the beach and he will be taking hikes with a wild bandana on.”

- Matthew McConaughey is convinced his unborn child with girlfriend Camila Alves will be just like him.

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Published on January 31st, 2008 in Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Quotes, Hotties, Matthew McConaughey

Britney Spears is in the loony bin

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Well, it’s finally happened.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a L.A. County Superior Court judge has just signed a “5150,” meaning Britney Spears is on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center.

We’re told there is a “good possibility” that it will be extended to 14 days. We’ve also learned there have been several parallel attempts to get Britney on a 5150. Her lawyers, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, secured a new psychiatrist late last week — he’s the one who triggered the 5150 last night.

Wow. Finally. This chick was certifiably nuts. I wonder what she’ll be like when she comes out. They really should have left her out for a little bit longer. I’d say she was days away from creating the greatest sex tape of all time.

BONUS: Britney going nuts (obviously this is old but it’s still fun)

Published on January 31st, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Hospitalized — Again

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This again. Sigh.

Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist teamed up with her lawyers and “manager” Sam Lufti and phoned the cops as part of their plan to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center on a 51501 hold. Britney reportedly had not slept since last Saturday. TMZ says

Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, “Is something wrong?” She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We’re told Brit told her to “shut the hell up.” She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.

There is now a dogfight between Britney’s family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge now makes the call.

Sources tell us… the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed. Last night, it all went down according to plan. And we’re told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney. Over the police radio, she was referred to as “The Package.”

I’m told the cops went with “The Package” because “Beefcake,” “The S.S. Batshit” and “Boils McCrazyton” were just too obvious.

15150 is a section of California’s Welfare and Institutions Code which allows a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person deemed a danger to himself, herself, and/or others for up to 72 hours from the time the declaration is written. Not to be confused 5150, the seventh album by Van Halen released in 1986 with Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

No pictures of her gurneyed up just yet, so enjoy this little video of her yesterday going apeshit on Sam in the middle of the road in her British accent.

Published on January 31st, 2008 in 5150, Britney Spears, Gossip, hospitalized, sam lutfi

Tila Tequila Shows Us Her Slutty Wardrobe for ‘Shot at Love: 2′

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If you saw the first season you’ll know that Tila, reality TV’s first bisexual dating game queen, likes to wear club-slut party clothes. It seems that hasn’t changed and in this video Tila shows off her wardrobe selections for the upcoming season.

A shot at love or a shot at whoring herself? I think Tila just likes to have cameras following her around, having her own stylist, and sluttin’ up the red carpet at sh*tty events.


Alana Stewart and Farrah Fawcett Stick Together Through Cancer Battle

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Entertainment Tonight is airing a multiple part series on Farrah Fawcett’s devastating battle with cancer.

Farrah and best friend Alana Stewart have traveled to Germany and back so Farrah can receive alternative treatments that are available in that country.

During their travels and experiences a video camera accompanied them and caught both special and sobering moments along the way.

Stewart tells ET, “Farrah took her camera to a doctor’s meeting, because she wanted to be able to remember everything. When we were in Germany meeting with the doctor, Farrah handed me the camera. We documented everything, the good, the bad and the ugly.”

“Farrah chose to go to Germany because they are doing a lot of treatments over there that are very cutting edge (and not yet approved in the United States). They inject the tumor directly with chemo, it’s called ‘embolization.’ Your immune system is not compromised as it is when you do the standard.”

In the video Farrah is seen clenching a rosary, being slid into a MRI machine and thanking God for the opportunity to visit a beautiful mountainside, as well as many other emotional moments.

Stewart says Farrah’s exposure in the media has been difficult on the actress.

“The things that have been printed about Farrah through this whole process have been the most stressful part about her recovery, more than battling cancer. One week they are printing that she is dying and the next week they are printing that she is cured. Neither one of those are true. The paparazzi stalk her. They’re waiting outside when she’s getting treatments; they’ve practically run her off the road before.”

Alana adds that one tabloid most likely had access to Fawcett’s medical records.

“She would go to the doctor and have some test, there would be certain results, and three days later it would be printed in this tabloid. Apparently they had someone inside the hospital that was accessing her medical records.”

Stewart says she and Fawcett have been friends for years.

“Farrah and I came [to Los Angeles] at the same time. We were modeling, doing TV commercials and would see each other at auditions. We became friends years later. We’re both Texas girls.”

This compelling and never-before-seen footage is not a film or a documentary; it is a raw and unedited look at Farrah Fawcett as she undergoes a radical and revolutionary new technique to try to save her life. Stewart is inspired by her friend’s courage and bravery, but says Fawcett herself tells her, “The only certainty about cancer is the uncertainty.”

The multiple-part series begins tonight on Entertainment Tonight.

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I Love the 90s

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From 1999, Tommy Lee’s Methods of Mayhem, Get Naked, which actually didn’t suck.

Published on January 31st, 2008 in I Love the 90's, Music, Retro, Tommy Lee, Videos

This Weeks Gossip Rag Covers

Published on January 31st, 2008 in Magazine Covers, Magazines

Ellen Pompeo See-Through Jog of the Day

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So the star of Grey’s Anatomy is showing her own anatomy while jogging somewhere in a see through shirt and I just made a lame fucking joke and feel like I was your real dad and this was some kind of dinner party with all your friends and I totally embarrassed you, but not as bad as the time you caught me in the bathroom at your Sweet 16 Slumber party trying to convince your hot friend that my tongue was the roll of toilet paper minutes before getting her pregnant and having to explain to her parents that I couldn’t afford to pay for half of her abortion, but if they covered it up front, I could pay them back in installments. That was a mess we don’t want to relive, kinda like this post because it sucks.

Speaking of sucking, Ellen Pompeo has some pretty shitty tits and it’s not because they are small it’s because they look like they are placed where a normal person’s belly button would be, which I guess isn’t that back because they aren’t hangin lower than my self esteem after writing this piece of shit and I blame you. Asshole.

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Published on January 31st, 2008 in Ellen Pompeo, Jog, Nipples, See Through

Miranda Kerr is disrespeftful

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Miranda Kerr must not care about our feelings.  With Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant, we are looking for someone to take her place as the hottest Victoria Secret model.  I guess Miranda has no interest in that because she showed up at the release of the new Blackberry looking like she just got out of the shower.  No makeup.  Barely brushed her hair.  I’m offended Miranda.  You better kick things up a notch.

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Published on January 31st, 2008 in Miranda Kerr