Archive for September, 2007

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Granted a Marriage License!

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How long will this one last?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for and were granted a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday.

Omg, does she fall ‘in-love’ easily or what? She obviously hasn’t learned from her past mistakes. By the time she is Elizabeth Taylor’s age she’ll probably have had more husbands!

Salomon has done all kinds of Hollywood bitches including ex-wife Shannon Doherty and Paris Hilton in her famous video.

Pam says she and Salomon have been friends or 15 years. She said on her website recently,

“I’m in love…And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy…I’m having the best time in my life.”

Whatever.

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David Letterman Almost Makes Paris Hilton Cry

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Paris Hilton went on David Letterman and all Dave talked about was jail, jail, jail!

After repeatedly asking Dave to stop questioning her on her experience in jail, Paris almost breaks down in tears. You can see in her face (with about 3:21 left) that she is ready to either cry or walk off and then a fan yells out that he loves her and snaps her out of it.

The audience is basically laughing at her throughout the entire interview. I almost felt bad for our favorite lanky whore! If you missed this, check it out. It’s pretty entertaining! Heh.


Diddy won’t play your mind games

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Sean “Diddy” Combs was offended the other night, and rightly so, when the door girl at GoldBar dared to ask him, “How many people are in your party?” Page Six says,

He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a вЂ?fucking bitch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through.”

Wow, why’d you ask him that you asshat. Don’t you know Diddy is too important to be bothered with questions that require a monosyllabic response? Why are you even working in the food industry. Get your head in the game. Maybe you’d be better as a housewife. Who am I kidding? You’d probably mess that up too. How many eggs do I want? Are you trying to piss me off?

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Elton John accused of owning child porn

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Sir Elton John owns the largest collection of 20th century photography in the world, and has his own gallery, the Sir Elton John Photography Collection. He loaned 150 of his photographs by Nan Goldin to the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead, England, which appeared to be what started the controversy. Nan Goldin’s images are very provocative and unusual and often elicit a very visceral response – however it hasn’t ever lead to her being accused of creating – and Sir Elton being accused of owning – child pornography. One of the photographs John lent was titled “Klara and Edda Belly-Dancing,” and depicts two young girls, one laying on the ground naked with her legs spread apart, the other standing over her belly dancing. The image doesn’t really seem that provocative to me, but more the playing of children who aren’t yet aware of the strict social morays that will come to govern their bodies. However an employee at the Baltic Centre complained that the images were pornographic, which has caused quite a stir for Elton and Goldberg.

“Police in Northumbria, in northeastern England, were called to the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead after fielding a complaint from the gallery’s management. вЂ?We attended the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead last Thursday at the invitation of the management, who were seeking advice about an item for an exhibition prior to it going on public display,’ a police spokesperson told the Times of London. вЂ?This item is being assessed, and Northumbria Police, in consultation with the Crown Prosecution Service is investigating the circumstances surrounding it.’

“In a statement on his official Website, the 60-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Famer confirmed that he had purchased the picture in 1999 from the White Cube gallery in London. Titled вЂ?Klara and Edda Belly-Dancing,’ the image is one of 149 images comprising the вЂ?Thanksgiving’ installation of acclaimed American photographer Nan Goldin.

“вЂ?The photograph exists as part of the installation as a whole and has been widely published and exhibited throughout the world,’ the singer said in defense of the artist. вЂ?It can be found in the monograph of Ms. Goldin’s works entitled “The Devil’s Playground” and has been offered for sale at Sotheby’s New York in 2002 and 2004 and has previously been exhibited in Houston, London, Madrid, New York, Portugal, Warsaw and Zurich without any objections of which we are aware.’”

[From E! News]

Elton John has an amazing photography collection that includes works by Richard Avedon, Man Ray, Ansel Adams, and Diane Arbus, my photographic hero. I don’t find the image to be all that provocative, or even that special from an artistic point of view. I truly can’t see what the problem is – though for the sake of not offending others, I’ve chosen not to put the image on the site but to link to it above. The gallery has chosen not to display this image, which I think is a shame. To let one person’s perception of art affect everyone else’s jeopardizes creativity. There is certainly a line, but I don’t think this image is near it.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s Elton John and husband David Furnish at the GQ Magazine Men of the Year Awards on September 4th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

L.A. is fun and time wasters

Source: theblemish.com

 

To TMZ, can you not put a smiley face on this chick’s nipple? To the guy blocking the camera who I assume is gay, you’re gay.

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Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Rumer Willis’s hair thinks it’s 1987

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Some days, I sit around and think to myself, “Man, I wish it were 1987. Kindergarten was awesome, my world was simple, and people had deliberately ugly hair.” The nostalgia would run pretty deep, so you can imagine my excitement when I saw the above picture of Rumor Willis. The celbuspawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis gets teased a lot for her looks, which I’m trying to rise above. I try my best not to call fat people fat or ugly people ugly. If you’re gorgeous, I might call you a troll, or if you’re tall I might call you shorty, because it’s clearly not true and you know I’m joking. So this credo makes it a little hard for me to figure out what to say about the above photograph, except that Rumor Willis clearly thinks 1987 had it going on.

“Rumer Willis liked the wig she’s been wearing in her latest movie so much that she had her hair dyed platinum blonde for real. Showing off the вЂ?do at Thursday’s opening of the James Perse store in Beverly Hills, the 19-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis and stepdad Ashton Kutcher told PEOPLE that her new look jolted her folks, as well as her siblings, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 13.

“вЂ?I came home and my parents were really shocked when I walked in the house,’ she says. вЂ?My sisters looked at me like, вЂ?What? Your hair!’ But everyone, my parents, loved it.’ That was a relief. The makeover – by Tracey Cunningham at the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (вЂ?She’s amazing’, Willis says) – required seven hours to complete.

“вЂ?Honestly, it just took a long time. I got there at like 1 [p.m.], and I didn’t leave until 8 p.m. I have really dark hair, so it took a long time, but it didn’t really hurt,’ she says. ;I got the idea because the movie I just finished, I was wearing a blonde wig, so I saw myself like that. And I just went for it.’

“The movie comedy, вЂ?I Know What Boys Like,’ was previously called вЂ?House Bunny.’ Says Willis: вЂ?I always find that whenever I’m doing something big in my life, I want to change the hair.’”

[From People]

Rumor’s been rocking the short look for a while. Due to her… [holds insults back] unique jaw structure, I think she looked better with longer hair. It de-emphasized the round and yet pointiness of the jaw. I generally think everyone looks best when they stick with some shade of their natural color. It just goes better with most people’s coloring. But to each his own… I want credit for all the restraint I just showed.

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Sorry for the lack of posts and time wasters

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Cindy Crawford

I was taking care of family stuff and it lasted the whole day. Then when I came back something was wrong with my main computer. So, I’m off to fix that now. To make up for it, here’s some time wasters. I apologize if I missed anyone, but I really hate touchpads.

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Rehab is fun and time wasters

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Lindsay Lohan pedicure

Lindsay Lohan gets a pedicure in rehab, likes to drink cat urine.*

*Unverified

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Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Good Celebrity: Simon Cowell saves a life

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Simon Cowell’s acid tongue may actually have saved a person’s life. Cowell is also a judge on “X Factor,” which is the UK version of “American Idol.” Contestant Jacqui Gray auditioned in front of Cowell and Sharon Osbourne. Both seemed to sense something was amiss in the singer’s voice, though it’s hard to tell without actually seeing the episode if they were just being very specifically mean, or were actually concerned for the singer.

“вЂ?You have a very odd-sounding voice,’ Cowell, 47, told the nightclub singer after she finished her rendition of Labi Siffri’s вЂ?Something Inside So Strong.’ вЂ?Something happens to your throat when you sing. It is quite raspy. It sounds as if you have someone else in there, like you were choking on something.’

“Fellow co-judge Sharon Osbourne, 54, advised the 46-year-old mother of two вЂ?get it checked out,’ and then cut her from the competition. Luckily, Gray took their advice. вЂ?I thought I was suffering from a chest infection or swollen glands,’ she said. She went to an ear, nose and throat specialist who found a shadow on her lungs during a chest scan and diagnosed a potentially fatal lung disease.

“вЂ?I was diagnosed with bronchiectasis and told if I had not got it seen to, it could have killed me.’ Matthew Hiltzik, a spokesman for Cowell, said, вЂ?Simon was genuinely concerned about her voice and is glad she sought the proper medical attention and received the necessary care. He was happy to help.’”

[From Us Weekly]

Simon Cowell, brilliant diagnostician. I don’t know that I really buy the whole “Simon Cowell really cares/ Simon was really worried for her line” – I mean it is Simon Cowell, I doubt he could have resisted passing up an opportunity to make fun of something so specific. Either way, Jacqui Gray certainly doesn’t hold a grudge after being eliminated.

“Gray, meanwhile, may be the first contestant to be rejected by the judges and thank them afterwards. вЂ?I want to thank them both,” she said. вЂ?I may not have got through X Factor but they gave me something much more important than that…they really did save my life.’”

[From Us Weekly]

Now if only Simon could leave all the contestants a little better off than they were before they met him. A brain for one, a heart for another, courage for the one that ran out of the room crying. He seems to have this very unique ability to spot ailments that go undetected by less-evolved naked human eyes. So though I never thought I’d say it, today Simon Cowell is a Good Celebrity.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s Simon at various “American Idol” promotional appearances. Does his haircut make anyone else angry? It makes me angry. What man has a part down the middle and a flat top? Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Wentworth Miller says he’s not gay, just shy and concentrating on career

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In the October edition of the German version of In Style, Wentworth Miller answers a journalist’s question of whether he’s gay and says he’s not and looks forward to having a “girlfriend and a family.” He hasn’t met the right person yet because he’s so busy working. Leave it to a German interviewer to ask a direct question:

The interviewer asks: “There are rumors that you prefer men.”

Wentworth replies: “I’m not gay, but that rumor can’t be killed. I’d like to have a girlfriend and a family. But I haven’t met the right one yet. Until then I’m focusing on my job. I had to wait so long for this chance I savor every second on set even if it means 14 hours of shooting a day.”

Earlier in the interview Wentworth says that he gets invited to parties and women slip him their numbers all the time, but he doesn’t call them because he is too shy.

[Televisionista via ONTD]

I love how he also says that he doesn’t call women, as if he’s trying to cover his ass in case someone brings it up. As I mentioned in a post covering the news that Miller was photographed out with TR Knight’s ex, an equally attractive actor named Luke MacFarlane, It really doesn’t matter if Miller is gay or not and that’s his business. If he does prefer men, he’s probably realistically concerned that his career could suffer as a result. Not everyone is open-minded enough to accept an openly gay actor in a straight role.

For some reason I don’t believe that Miller is actually shy. Maybe it’s because he plays such a convincing self-assured character on Prison Break, but that just must mean he’s a talented actor.

In Style also listed his top six favorite things in order, with Reese’s peanut butter cups and Abercrombie and Fitch topping the list. Scrabble and The Simpsons also rate high:

1. Reese’s chocolate
2. Abercrombie and Fitch
3. Scrabble
4. The Simpsons
5. Evian Water
6. Literature

Miller also credits Mariah Carey with helping to jump start his career. He appeared in the “We Belong Together: video, and is quoted as saying “The two days I spent working on her video did more for my career, gave me more exposure, than anything I’d done before Prison Break.”

Miller also says he doesn’t understand the fact that he’s a sex symbol. He says he looks the same as he has for 10-15 years, and that he doesn’t have a “brooding look,” he’s just squinting because his eyes are sensitive.

Miller is the sex no matter how much he denies it. I am constantly drooling over him on Prison Break, and that deep calm voice of his just kills me.

The third season of Prison Break premiered in the US on Fox on September 17th.

Wentworth Miller is shown at Entertainment Weekly’s pre-Emmy party on 9/15/07. Thanks to PRPhotos for these pics.

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

The greatest facial ever and time wasters

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Ten years from now she’ll realize she took balls to the face like a pro. Better version from Break.

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Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet

Richard Gere apologizes for “obscene” kiss

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Remember back in April when Richard Gere caused that HUGE controversy in India after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty at an HIV/AIDS awareness summit? Well he’s finally apologized. I’m not saying he should or shouldn’t have, but if he was going to, I would have thought he would have done it a bit sooner than five months later. At first Gere was pretty pissy about the whole thing and refused to apologize, telling Jon Steward, “”There is a very small, right-wing, very conservative political party in India, and they are the moral police in India and they do this kind of thing quite often.” But now, for whatever reason, he’s singing a new tune.

“Richard Gere tried to quell the storm over a public kiss he gave a Bollywood star at an AIDS awareness event, apologizing Friday for any offense. Gere’s embrace and kiss of actress Shilpa Shetty sparked several noisy demonstrations by hard-line Hindu groups and a flurry of legal complaints, which ended with a judge in the northwestern city of Jaipur issuing an arrest warrant for the two stars for violating obscenity laws.

“вЂ?What is most important to me is that my intentions as an HIV/AIDS advocate be made clear, and that my friends in India understand that it has never been, nor could it ever be, my intention to offend you,’ Gere said in statement issued by the Heroes Project, an organization the 57-year-old actor co-founded to combat AIDS in India. вЂ?If that has happened, of course it is easy for me to offer a sincere apology,’ he said.

“The embrace, in front of about 4,000 truckers, was a failed parody of a move from Gere’s film вЂ?Shall We Dance,’ and вЂ?a naive misread of Indian customs,’ he said. Gere said he was confident the issue would be sorted out. вЂ?I don’t know that anyone has actually gone to jail, it has to go through a process. It goes to a reputable court, and they throw it out,’ he said on the TV show.

[From the Associated Press]

According to Indian law, Gere and Shetty could face up to three months in prison and/or a fine, if found guilty of public obscenity. He’s been a big supporter of various HIV/AIDS organizations in India, along with having a long friendship with the Dalai Lama, who has his headquarters in the Indian city of Dharmasala. It seems like most of the legal community in India are rather embarrassed by the scandal, and think the judge who issued warrants for Gere and Shetty should be censured.

“On Friday, Gere won support from lawyers and legal experts in India, who slammed the Jaipur court ruling. вЂ?The order is ridiculous. Even if this hugging and kissing was a bit vulgar, it does not amount to obscenity,’ India’s former attorney general Soli Sorabjee told The Associated Press. Sorabjee said the judge should not have issued an arrest warrant without hearing from Gere and Shetty. вЂ?They are just seeking publicity,’ he said. Another senior lawyer called the order вЂ?an act of judicial indecency. This is only for cheap publicity and the magistrate and lawyer should be restrained,’ Dushyant Dave told the Times of India newspaper.”

[From the Washington Post]

I try really hard to be respectful of other cultures and customs, even when I don’t understand them. So I don’t want to say that Gere should or shouldn’t have done what he did, or that Indians should have reacted in a certain way. I’m a big “when in Rome” type. But I think that the response from several members of the Indian legal community makes it pretty clear that they think the reaction to this has been a bit backwards. Gere also expressed remorse for the way that the incident has affected Shetty’s reputation and career. It’s pretty clear that he’s generally a good guy (gerbil rights incidents aside) and genuinely cares for the Indian people. I hope they cut him a break, and he keeps his lips to himself from now on.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s a video of the incident. Thanks to Seriously? OMG! WTF.

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet


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