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Angelina Jolie’s vice-like grip on Brad Pitt’s balls seems to have gotten even tighter in the last few weeks. Star magazine reports:

On January 22, Brad refused an on screen kiss with sexy co-star, Megan Brown, on the set of his new drama The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. A source tells Star, “The feeling among the crew was that Angelina didn’t like the girl because she was stunning.” Angelina’s afraid he’ll fall for Megan, just like he did for her while filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005.’

I’d never heard of Megan Brown, so I IMBD’d her and found this. And after seeing her pics, I can’t say I blame Brad for passing up on the kiss. Megan Brown looks like an uglier version of Laura Linney, and Laura Linney’s pretty damn ugly to begin with. I also heard that Megan has halitosis and compulsively pulls out her own eyebrows. Well… I don’t know that for sure, but she is a redhead. I think stink-breath and nervous tics sorta come with the territory. Just like the beatings and a general sense of self-loathing.

More of Angie and Brad at last month’s “God Grew Tired of Us” premiere after the jump

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Sean “P. Douchebag” Combs allegedly punched some guy in the face at an Oscar party early Monday morning. TMZ reports:

Gerard Rechnitzer was at a post-Oscar bash Sunday night with his fiancee at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when he made a pit stop in the bathroom [and] noticed his fiancee surrounded by six men, including Combs. We’re told the 5′7″, 140 lb. Rechnitzer watched as Combs chatted up his girl for about five minutes, and then asked his fiancee to leave with him. At that point, Combs allegedly told the woman he was having a party and invited her to come. Rechnitzer asked his fiancee again to leave with him. Combs then allegedly socked Rechnitzer in the jaw.

Rechnitzer, a real estate broker, called 911. The LAPD came out and took a report, but Combs had left before the cops arrived. We’re told the LAPD contacted Rechnitzer yesterday, and as many as five witnesses who observed the incident.

That’s why you can’t have black people at fancy society functions. They always end up hitting somebody in the face or shooting someone or smoking crack or collecting welfare while you’re trying to have a respectable white person time. Unless they’re there to serve appetizers and champagne or clean the toilets, I mean. Then they’re fine.

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Idiot man-child Paris Hilton managed to violate the terms of her probation last night by driving on a suspended license. TMZ reports:

As a result [of Paris Hilton’s prior arrest], the DMV suspended her license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to “obey all laws.” Last night, Hilton was stopped around 10:30 PM after cops say they noticed Hilton speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license, arrested the heiress and impounded her car. [The heiress] could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.

Operative word being “could.” Paris Hilton could be elbow deep in a dead hooker’s chest clutching a butcher knife with a child hostage under each arm and a pound of coke stuffed in her hoo-ha and her stupid spoiled ass would still get off. American justice, baby. You can’t beat it.

Source: yeeeah.com

Musician Pete Doherty, who looks a lot like Sloth’s less attractive but less bald brother in the above picture, reportedly spent an outing at a wildlife park chucking joints at aquatic flightless birds. According to London Net,

Pete caused chaos at the Cotswold Wildlife Park, in Oxfordshire, when he threw what looked like a cannabis joint to the penguins. One of the Humboldt penguins promptly swallowed it. A source told The Sun: “He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.” London Zoo’s chief veterinary officer blasted Pete’s antics, [saying] “Feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver.”

First of all, even as big of a douchebag as Pete is, a little marijuana isn’t going to kill anybody or shut down their freakin’ liver. I know this for a fact — my idiot dog once ate a half-ounce of some really great bud in one sitting, and the only thing that happened was I got really pissed and he slept for three days straight. And he really seemed to dig my Pink Floyd albums and my black light posters. Now, what you never, NEVER want to do is feed mescaline to a dairy cow. Surprising number of civilian casualties and tens of thousands of dollars in damaged property when you give a 3,000 pound mammal hallucinogens. They should really put a print a warning on that shit. It pretty much ruined my uncle’s birthday party.

UPDATE: Apologies, folks, but the server does not want to upload the pictures today, probably as punishment for yesterday’s post about P. Diddy. As soon as it’s rectified, the pictures will go up. Just use your imagination in the mean time.

More of the British druggie rocker feeding the penguins after the jump.

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Paris Hilton’s driving privileges were suspended five weeks ago but that didn’t stop the self loving heiress from driving.

Paris’ $190,000 blue Bentley that she bought herself for Christmas has been confiscated by police.

Hilton was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood at around 11 p.m. on Tuesday for driving without headlights.

“Miss Paris Hilton was driving the vehicle. After investigating her license status it was determined that she was driving on a suspended license,” sheriff’s spokesman Oscar Butao told Reuters.

“Miss Hilton was cited for a suspended license violation and released in the field. Her 2007 blue Bentley Continental GTC was impounded,” Butao said.

He added that Hilton was alone and that she was not tested for alcohol. She will appear in court for driving on a suspended license but no date had yet been fixed.

Elliot Mintz, Hilton’s spokesman, said his client told him she was pulled over while on her way to a store to pick up some DVDs after doing a photo shoot at her home.

He said she apparently had forgotten to turn on her headlights when she pulled out onto the roadway.

Smoking doobie’s will do that to ya.

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Dame Elizabeth Taylor with her children, Michael Wilding Jr., Christopher Wilding, Maria Burton and Liza Todd Burton, for Liz’s 75th birthday party.

Liz’ celebration was held at the Ritz-Carlton, Lake Las Vegas last night in Henderson, Nevada.

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Happy Birthday to:

Rory Cochrane - 28 February, 1972
Jackie Gleason - 28 February, 1916
Gilbert Gottfried - 28 February, 1955
Bernadette Peters - 28 February, 1948
Tony Taylor - 28 February, 1953

And let’s not forget our leap year babies!

Landry Brantner - 29 February, 1980
Ja Rule - 29 February, 1976
Antonio Sabato Jr. - 29 February, 1972

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Isn’t she just a babe?

Meoooow!

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The past few days, the Antonella Barba Nude Pictures scandal has seemingly died down. Supposedly, there is a naked calendar photo set of Antonella floating around, but it has not surfaced yet. Hopefully, we will be able to view it in the next few days…

In the mean time, here are the sexy pics of Antonella without the cheesy, I have a shitty website, url branding. I understand the need to claim the right to photographs that are yours, but the bottom line is, they jacked the photos from somewhere else and decided to try and create some free publicity. (this isn’t to the people who actually paid for the photographs).

Antonella Barba Sexy Pics:

More Antonella Barba Pictures:

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Nicole Richie, who has been dating Joel Madden as of late-last year, was allegedly spotted perusing the jewelry store, XIV Karats. After trying on several ruby necklaces, Nicole purchased one at half-price, for $3,350. Shortly after, the shop clerk said the couple began looking at engagement rings, which were also on sale.

The only thing that concerns me about the Nicole Richie marriage to Joel Madden would be the wedding dress. Most wedding dresses are worn extremely tight. After an eternity of supposed malnourishment, I would think Nicole’s bones are very brittle. We just need to hope they don’t pull it too tight or she might break in half.

Source: www.derekhail.com

With February coming to an end, I realized what a pathetic month this has been for bikini pictures. Sure, Sports Illustrated released their swimsuit issue, but the over-done, over photoshopped, pictures of models just doesn’t do it for me. I like candids. Bikini candids!

Anyway, since there has been a shortage of decent candids lately, these Fernanda Tavares Bikini pics from the Sports Illustrated Issue are good enough for now, but, oh how nice it would be to see more Jessica Biel pics.

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Kate Moss can now keep track of Pete Doherty (and his track marks) in a far more efficient manner now that he’s moved into her north London mansion. The paparazzi crapped their pants with glee for the couple and even helped Pete move his junk, including banjo, gold records, coats, clothing, funky hats, and every junkie rocker’s essential item, a babyseat, into Kate’s home.

After all the work was finished, Pete reportedly took off his shirt and provide an impromptu mini-concert by playing a song on his banjo. Matthew McConaughey, he ain’t.

Source: Daily Shite Mail