Source: yeeeah.com

I don’t know what it is with Jessica Simson and fucking ruffles. She managed to ruin a perfectly good old-school sexy look yesterday on the set of “Blonde Ambition” with her giant ruffled lapel. Otherwise, Jess would have looked really hot. But instead all I can think is that she should have swapped that fancy red purse for a My Little Pony lunchbox and maybe put her hair in pigtails. You know, for consistency. And that outift would be even hotter, wouldn’t it? Stick a lollipop in her mouth, some black and white saddle shoes on her feet, and put me in an unmarked van outside a playground, and it’s on, baby.

More ruffle-y Jessica after the jump.

Source: yeeeah.com

Cameron Diaz might not be the prettiest actress in Hollywood. She might have skin like a relief map of Afghanistan and a humongous shark mouth and smell like curry and have nipple hair and talk about herself in the third person sometimes. But god-damn, she’s got fantastic legs. She showcased her spank-worthy gams in a pair of sexy metallic shoes at the premiere of “The Holiday” yesterday in New York. With legs that hot, I can almost forgive that travisty of a dress she’s wearing.  Almost. If she didn’t always reek of Indian food and have such a faggoty boyfriend, I mean. Or if she had an amazing rack or a jet pack or something.

More leggy goodness after the jump.

Source: yeeeah.com

Uber-gay celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton will face a federal lawsuit from several of the largest paparazzi agencies in the US if he doesn’t cough up some serious dough for his use of their copyrighted images on his blog. Splash News Online, one of the seven agencies involved in the suit, reported yesterday:

Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images. The seven agencies have spent the last few weeks conferring over how to stop Hilton. In an unprecedented co-operation between paparazzi and showbusiness agencies, the heads of the agencies agreed to take action. A letter was sent demanding full payment of all infringed material or face a lawsuit next week.

I have always been mystified by Perez Hilton’s success. Really, drawing hearts and coke boogers on pictures — apparently very copyrighted pictures — takes the talent of a four year old and a mastery of Microsoft Paint. He’s not funny. I know because I consider myself a concierge of funny. See how I just did that? I said “concierge” instead of “connoisseur.” And that’s funny because it makes you think I’m a pompous dumbass. I like to call it “tongue-in-cheek.” It’s a subtle art. And I just farted and slipped on a banana peel. Zing! There’s comedy genius for you.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Nicole Richie, who sought after professional help for her weight issues a month ago, is starting to appear extremely healthy. Could the doctors be passing on the ancient knowledge of living a healthy life? Yes, Eating is extremely secretive, but extremely effective. According to People,

“She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.,” says a source close to the actress. “She wants to prove she’s trying to change.”

The newly brunette Richie has even “distanced herself from a lot of (old) friends,” adds the source. Among those old friends is Rachel Zoe, 35, Richie’s stylist for the past three years, with whom Richie split last week

I wonder what kind of tricks these professionals have, but I think it may go something like this:

Step 1: Pick up fork and gently stab a small piece of food on your plate. Be careful not to pick up too much.

Step 2: Ingest small piece of food, but make sure to carefully chew your food so you don’t choke.

GENIUS!!

Look, You can actually see Nicole Richie. I always thought if you saw her profile view, she’d be invisible.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Jessica Simpson, while on set, politely asked one of the extras for a napkin so she could place her gum in it. Instead of merely throwing out this priceless treasure, the extra has decided to put it on Ebay. According to the Chronicle, the auction states,

“Here’s that pale blue gum. I forgot I had this, but glad I found it. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it so you can clone her.”

As well the gum, the seller will also provide a letter of authenticity, some gossip from the film and a “head shot to the winning bidder so that they have proof that I am sitting next to Jessica in the movie.”

After some searching, I was unable to find the link to the auction where the gum is for sale. Did Ebay remove it? However, who would honestly pay 55 dollars for a used piece of chewing gum. Unless of course they were a Voo Doo master who planned on making Jessica their bidding at which point maybe the Jessica Simpson Sex Tape would be real.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Renee Zellweger has told producers at Working Title, the production company who financed the first two Bridget Jones films, that she’d happily reprise her role as the verbally incontinent spinster. Working Title has bought the rights to Helen Fielding’s third novel in her series, but oddly enough, she hasn’t even written the novel yet.

Renee would do well to not gain the requisite twenty-five pounds just yet, but the storyline does have a projected theme for the benefit of the Mister Darcy junkies:

“The next film will leap forward 10 years. Mark Darcy and Daniel Cleaver are still on the scene and Bridget is about to give birth to Daniel’s baby.

“Helen Fielding has started on the book. Obviously her own baby daughter has stalled production a little but now that Working Title has signed on the dotted line, she’ll be trying to finish the book as quickly as possible.”

The author has sold the story before it’s written on the basis of past brilliance, and now has gotten into a mad scramble to finish things up in a very half-assed manner. That’s the story of my life as well, dahlings.

Source: Stuff

Source: agentbedhead.com

Many thousands of extra visitors have visited this blog today and yesterday. One would think that’s a good thing, but no. These people were just passing through in hopes of catching Britney Spears in a marvelously compromising position. Eventually they succeeded elsewhere, but it was far from marvelous.

In about nine months, we should expect a reverse baby boom around the globe due to the astounding lack of sex drive observed by viewing Britney Spears and Her Vagina™. You might scoff at such a notion, but ’tis true – I haven’t been able to have sex in days.

At any rate, it is often wondered why paparazzi are such hounds about gaining photographs of their coveted subjects. The answer is just so bloody obvious – because we will all look at them. That means money in their pockets, and less in Kevin Federline’s enterprising mind. Britney Spears and Her Vagina™ are worth nothing to him now, so any pictures or film footage he has squirreled away are essentially valueless.

The hunger for these repulsive photographs is alarming. I asked a guy about this horrible curiosity concerning Britney Spears and Her Vagina™ that have driven other gossip blogs (definitely Celebitchy and Evil Beet) into a traffic frenzy as well. His response: “It’s Britney Spears and her crotch. They used to be hot.”

And it’s all so marvelously discouraging…

Source: agentbedhead.com

Or possibly knitting tips. Either way, the news that Lindsay Lohan is going to AA means that something like 85 percent of the content of this blog will have to change. It’s good news, of course, that Lindsay is trying to pull herself together, but not for those of us who have been deriving a certain mean-spirited pleasure from watching her trainwreck of a life. The only silver lining here is that Lindsay won’t be taking the pledge until she finishes shooting her current project, The Best Time of Our Lives. Makes sense. If Lindsay showed up on the set without bleeding sinuses, a cottonmouthed hangover and a water bottle full of Grey Goose, she probably wouldn’t even know where she was. Or who she was, for that matter.

Source: agentbedhead.com

As pretty much everybody but the Unabomber knows, Britney Spears has spent the last week stumbling around L.A. sans panties while Paris Hilton taught her how to raise her knees to ear level before exiting a car. Paris invented the trick, according to this article (the details are in the final paragraph), and while it’s not much of a trick, I doubt that either of these two bimbos could hold people’s attention with anything requiring real skill, like pulling a quarter out of your ear. The odds seem pretty good that Lindsay had the same teacher. Thanks a lot for passing that one on, Paris. It would be really nice if this particular infection didn’t spread any further. Honestly, right now I’m feeling pretty nostalgic about all those classy cameltoe shots.

Anyway, karma has a way of catching up with you. Britney just might have been “scared straight? when Rosie O’Donnell opened her meaty arms and publicly invited Brit to move in with her. If that didn’t do the trick, then this video of Rosie showing off her hefty charms certainly will. Go ahead and click. Afterward, you’ll be wanting this:

Actually, this stuff might also come in handy after you do find those crotch shots of Ms. Toxic. No, don’t thank me. Our readers’ comfort is what we’re all about, here at Agent Bedhead.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Really I don’t have much to add to the whole Britney and her feral beaver story so consider the title shameless google bait. Well almost shameless.

By now most of us realize that Britney has managed to create a boom in abstinence that wouldn’t have been seen with twenty years of preaching in the public schools. Had this been years ago, back when she was at least claiming to be innocent, grown men everywhere would have been drawing the curtains in their office shut for the foreseeable future. Instead, we’re involuntarily celibate.

Of course I’ve underestimated the power of Brit-Brit’s beaver. Who’d have thunk a bit of over exposure would get her on the front page of the websites for MSNCB, CNN and Fox News. Fox takes it a step further and asks for peoples reactions to Beavergate.

Maybe Pink will be able to convince Britney, and the other two Skanks of the Apocalypse, that it’s possible to wear pantaloons and have a good time.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

I love seeing unnecessary fame come to an end. X17 will win because he made all his money off their content. There is no argument that he is a talentless hack and it’s nice that he is finally going down and not in a good way. I never wish bad upon people, but Perez isn’t a fucking person, he’s just an asshole who who ripped people off to get where he is and now let’s hope it’s payback time.

However I do hate the paparazzi too and they make their money invading people’s privacy, so they are assholes too. This is a marketing tool for their own piece of shit blog…I guess what it comes down to is that it’s all about making money….it’s all business… they’re all assholes….and it’s all jokes.

X17online.com Sues PerezHilton.com For Copyright Infringement

Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law. Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.

In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.

Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special. “Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.

Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.

Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 – $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.

X17 is repped for advertising by Gorilla Nation, the world’s largest online ad rep firm. As X17 made its foray into the world of celebrity blogs, they sought out Gorilla Nation to represent them to the brand marketing community. Gorilla Nation was excited to take on X17online.com as the first and largest celebrity photo agency to start their own website to allow the public direct, free and immediate access to the biggest stories in Hollywood, told with the most sought after images of the stars.

UPDATE – ANOTHER COMPANY IS GOING AFTER HIM

Go to Splashnewsonline for this story

Perez Hilton is to be hit by a federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.
Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.
“Perez claims he is making a fortune off exploiting pictures taken by photographers. He blatantly violates copyright and makes advertising revenue off other people’s works,” said Gary Morgan of Splash News.
“It is time he is held accountable for his actions. We have amassed a ton of evidence from all of these agencies detailing his infringements.
We have filed a letter to him giving him the chance to either pay up for all of his copyright violations or face the music.”
The seven agencies have spent the last few weeks conferring over how to stop Hilton. In an unprecedented co-operation between paparazzi and showbusiness agencies, the heads of the agecnies agreed to take action.
A letter was sent demanding full payment of all infringed material or face a lawsuit next week.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Here are some designs a graphics guy sent in to me for my T-shirt. I think the sex on the brain one is a little much and that the sacred heart may be a little played out and tha the baseball logo has also been done, but let me know your opinion. I appreciate that he took the time to send them into me, I just don’t know if any of these are what I am looking for…Since you’re the one who is going to be buying the shirts, let me know what you think, not because I care, but because I want your money. Cuddles.