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Pamela Anderson wed Kid Rock Saturday in St. Tropez, France. Instead of wearing a white dress, the former “Baywatch” babe opted for a white bikini. I guess Kid must have had a hard time looking Pamela in the eyes as they exchanged vows.

More pics after the jump.

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According to Page Six, Matthew Perry is not being nice to the geriatric neighbors in his Beverly Hills apartment building, Sierra Towers. One of them called to complain:

“He never responds when we say hello! Every time one of us walks into the elevator and he is there, we always say ‘hi’ because it is nice and neighborly, and he always looks away and ignores us. Most people don’t know who he is - they didn’t watch ‘Friends,’ they watched ‘Golden Girls.’ Who does he think he is?”

You’ve got to respect older people because even if today you’re a cool and trendy person, younger people will regard you as an old nuisance someday. Matthew has had some success and glory when he starred in “Friends,” but now he’s a C-list celebrity at best. He’ll probably spend his last days with Jennifer Aniston in a retirement home for the elderly, talking about the good old “Friends” days and nobody will care about them. No, we will be too busy staring at paparazzi pictures of Grandpa Brad and Grandma Angelina picking up 25-year-old Maddox in some drug rehab center.

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Gisele Bundchen’s grandfather was a Nazi pilot who killed hundreds of people by dropping bombs on their heads during World War 2. When he realized the war was lost, he flew to Brazil like a coward. He met a German girl and decided to marry her to perpetuate the Aryan race. They had many children, and one of them met another German girl whom he married. Some years later, the Bundchen descendants dropped another bomb on our heads: Gisele. And I can’t thank them enough for that.

More pics after the jump.

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Paris Hilton may have turned down Hugh Hefner’s invitation to take it all off for the camera, but that doesn’t mean that the Paris doppelganger cannot take her place.
Natalie Reid, otherwise known as “Fake Paris,” will be shedding her faux Gucci for Playboy’s September issue, which hits your nearest skin rack on August 4th.

Miss Reid claims that all the attention she’s received as Fake Paris even spawned an invite form the Real Paris to visit the latter’s mansion:

“She invited me to her house in West Hollywood, and we hung out. She was totally in shock, like staring at me and taking a lot of pictures.”

What a stimulating conversation over cosmos and chihuahuas that must have been. Of course, this all begs the question of what teh Flea makes of the Fake Paris nonpareil.

Source: agentbedhead.com

The mum of Charlotte Church has decided for whatever reason to tell us that Charlotte herself is keen on becoming a mum by adopting an infant.

“Charlotte didn’t like the idea of having children of her own and wanted to do an Angelina Jolie.”

Well, most everyone wants to do an Angelina Jolie, but as luck would have it, Charlotte’s mum’s words carry a very nonsexual connotation. Gawd help such a child, for Charlotte Church is no Angelina Jolie.

To illustrate this impending crisis, please reference this pictorial rendition, which portrays how an infant child perceives Charlotte after she mistakenly fills the baby’s bottle with bourbon. Oopsie.

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Agent Bedhead readers have had more than one opportunity recently to share the Agent’s fixation with Matthew McConaughey. What she sees in that glistening, muscular torso I’ll never know. But boring, static pics of Matthew’s beach workout can’t possibly be as interesting as joining the Incredible Hunk in an assault on the Death Star. Or, if you have sleazier interests, drop by Defamer for some extremely gay pictures of hot Matt-on-Matt beach canoodling. I have reason to believe these were Photoshopped.

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Yet another agentbedhead.com exclusive, even more exclusive and elusive than Matty McConaughey parading around topless flaunting his man boobies.

We are the kings (and queen) of the paparazzi.

Keep on clickin’ for the first ever picture of a nude Paris Hilton look-a-like.

Some slight enhancements may have been made to bring out the color of her eyes, but just some slight adjustments.

Oh, and the censored bars.
We’re running a family site here, run along you perverts.

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A scantily clad Kate Moss has claimed the number one spot on Vanity Fair’s best dressed list.

I’m not quite sure what their fashion consultants consider well dressed, but apparently I’ve been way over dressed all these years. To think, all these years I’ve been wearing a shirt, pants and underoos. Not that there’s anything wrong with underoos, it’s just I feel I’ve wasted a ton of cash all for nothing.

The Vanity Fair cover is alleged to be the next step in cocaine Kate’s modeling come back, inside the magazine “she sports an androgynous look — wearing a black hat, jacket and tie — inspired by Marlene Dietrich.” Why? Because asexualtivity is teh hottest.

Other sharp dressers include George Clooney (all because of that Batman gig), Oprah Winfrey (she’s dressed by her lesbian lover girl friend what do you expect?), Renee Zellweger (she’s dressed by her gay ex-husband Kenny Chesney), Gwen Stefani (she’s just hot), Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (boots will do that for a lady) and Prince William (and they said the Swastika was dead as a fashion symbol they picked an entire county in Virginia, how many Metrosexuals live there anyhow?)*.

Pete Doherty, who dressed like a catholic schoolgirl for the event, was too incoherent to comment.

* Updated because I’m an idiot and had confused Willy with Harry.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Above is the Snakes On A Plane promotional poster for France, where the movie opens on August 30th. Fortunately, in the United States, audiences only have to wait until August 18th for the best worst movie ever. God Bless America.

See Also the Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau tie in from those funktastic LLamabutchers.

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I don’t understand french people and I definitely don’t understand black or asian people, so this music video makes no fucking sense to me, other than the fact that strippers are getting banged with glowstick like their pussies were a fucking rave and after a pap smear it would probably reveal that the bacterial level of these boxes are probably not that far off from being a rave. Either way, this is a horrible song and a cheap video that you should watch til the end. I’m sure you’ll dig it. Considering you’re a virgin. Oh and I am back from my weekend away, welcome me back fuckers.

Source: agentbedhead.com

After a recent shopping trip I’m convinced the devil lives in Target.

How couldn’t she? Target is the perfect place for the devil to recruit lost bargain shopping souls and their husbands willing to do anything to get out the door.

The isles are arranged in such a manner that only makes sense to women (an oxymoron I know) and easily confuses the logical, methodical thinkers of our time, namely me.

The Target Logo represents the three inner rings of hell where men would happily spend eternity should they never have to darken the doorway of hell on earth.

I present to you, the agent bedhead lurkers, the conclusive facts that make Target a wholly owned devishous Enterprise.

Update: This post may seem a bit more discombobulated, disheveled and incoherent than normal. There’s good reason for that. I’ve seen, evil, nay, I’ve stared evil in the eye and barely lived to tell about it.

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Everclear’s 1995 hit, Santa Monica, put Art Alexakis on the track to success. Too bad he’s a Democrat, and too bad he doesn’t feel the need to pay his taxes. Thus his downfall. Great song though!