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Emma: Stop staring at my pink tights or I’ll shoot! I’m not legal, you perverts!
The Asian Girl: Back off or I shit on your face!

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Here’s a pirated video of the theatrical teaser trailer for the B-movie turned into summer cult film “Snakes on a Plane.” So bad it’s brilliant. Don’t forget to check the official site for the movie, which hits theaters on August 18.

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Me: Damn, I just dropped my pencil.
Eva: Wait, I’ll lean forward and pick it up for you, so you can stare at my boobs.
Me: Thanks, Eva.
Eva: You’re welcome, sexy pirate.

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Jessica Alba revealed some details about the upcoming “Fantastic Four 2″ movie in an interview with USA Today.

“We start ‘Fantastic Four 2′ in August,” said Alba. “The four of us learn that there are other people out there with superpowers, and the Silver Surfer appears as a villain/hero. And another villain comes in as well. My character, Susan Storm, has another love triangle and may use a power people haven’t seen before. She’s the most powerful of the four.”

I’m glad to learn that the Silver Surfer is finally coming to the big screen. As for Susan Storm’s new superpowers, breast missiles or something else involving her super boobs would be great.

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Madonna’s gig in Las Vegas, Nevada was boring and a waste of time to one audience member in one of the front rows. Halfway through the performance, Madonna snapped reports The Scoop,

If you are only going to sit there, at least you can smile

Madonna should take this as the cue that her career is over. A person who went out of their way and most likely willingly went to see Madonna on stage was bored with her performance. If I were to sit here and say how terrible Madonna was it really wouldn’t matter because I would never take time out of my day to see her, but this guy on the other hand did. So unless he was comatosed from excitement, he probably thought the performanc esucked and Madonna should give up trying to be the ‘Material Girl’ she once was.

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Keanu Reeves recently admitted he has been seeing a psychotherapist. A journalist inquired, “Why now,’ to which Keanu responded,

I guess it was just time. I had that classic moment of turning 40 and all of that kind of stuff. And working a lot. And it was just time to stand still for a second. But now I’m ready to go work.

It is about time someone finally admitted to seeing a psychotherapist to battle the anti-psychiatry propaganda from Scientologists. Keanu led the front against the machines and now hopefully he will lead it against the Scientologists. Now I am just waiting for a statement from Tom Cruise saying, “Keanu needs to find himself through Scientology and lack of medication because he is weak as he stands now.”

Some pictures of Keanu at Cannes:

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Victoria Beckham has been giving her friend, Katie Holmes, tips on how to get back into shape after having a baby, reports Mirror. Katie decided to use Victoria as a source because, as a friend told ‘Reveal‘ said,

She got her figure back within weeks of giving birth to Cruz. So Katie thought Victoria was the perfect person to ask about shifting her baby weight

She might as well contact Nicole Richie while she’s at it so she can tell her the trick are those Hoodia diet pills. Then Katie can have the big head syndrome. Or, if she doesn’t get the syndrome, she will be so skinny that if she lost five pounds unexpectently due to water weight, she would disappear all together.

Here is Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) looking like an anorexic:

Source [tags]Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Entertainment, News[/tags]

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Kate Beckinsale was interviewed by ‘Premiere‘ magazine with regards to her upcoming movie, ‘Click‘ where she stars alongside Adam Sandler, on May 30th. One of the questions of the interview that intrigued me the most was,

Is your sense of humor when it comes to the comedy more dry and British, or does it run toward the Adam Sandler, American brand of comedy?

It’s fairly broad. I love a Noel Coward play, and I love a fart joke. Click isn’t just an entirely broad comedy, there’s a lot of pretty interesting layers and Adam certainly has a lot to do in terms of emotional beats. It’s not just fart jokes and a boob gag. It really does go pretty deep. rest of interview here…

Fart Jokes and Boob gags are the only good senses of humor. Here it can be safe to say that Kate has a real ’shitty’ sense of humor, no pun intended. Why have a broad sense when you can run around farting in your hand and placing it in peoples faces? Sure it’s obnoxious, but it’s always funny. Especially if its someone you don’t know.

Here is Kate in tight white shorts because I love her. Not just the infatuation from afar, but actually love in a creepy stalker sort of way.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Vince Vaughn, co-writer of ‘The Break Up,’ admitted he wrote the movie with Jennifer Aniston in mind before the two had even met. Vince told World Entertainment News network,

I had her in mind when I was writing, because I wanted someone who was good with comedy, but also a good actor. There was no second choice.

He obviously forgot to mention the part about Jennifer Aniston being hung up on her ‘break up’ with Brad Pitt as one of the main reasons because he was obviously mistaken by calling her a good actor. Did she even make any good movies because if I recall, ‘Along Came Polly’ was terrible. So terrible that I was debating whether or not I should attack the guy running the film reel for showing me such a terrible movie.
Source [tags]Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Entertainment, News[/tags]

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I have a problem, my dahlings, in that I lack faith in your ability to render me speechless.

Indeed, that is a challenge, and should you accept this near-impossible task, the fruits of your labour would take the form of interview questions for my upcoming interrogation at basil’s blog.

Even though I know that no one can manage to expose my sooper seekrit double agent knowledge, your futile efforts may be emailed here. Deadline: June 4th, 2006.

AMENDMENT: This lovely Sistah of mine shouldn’t be allowed to submit questions, for it appears that she knows too much already.

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Danica McKellar’s agent must have signed her up for the “breakout interviews,” because she’s done the deed with Stuff Magazine, and that’s alright, because she’s no Jennifer Love Hewitt. With all due deference to Our Maximum Leader, it’s just obvious that JLH could never truly be a naughty girl, or for that matter, even slightly naughty.

Now back to the subject of Winnie Cooper - who would have thought she’d age so much more gracefully than Paul Pfieffer?

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You’ll probably want to let breakfast settle for a bit—maybe a day or two—before you click on this link. The somewhat NSFW Save Manny has assembled a truly evil gallery of The World’s Worst Celebrity Tattoos. Not ugly tats on celebrities—those are a dime a dozen, but they tend to be run-of-the-mill ugly. (Baby names, of course, are where celebs really let their crap-light shine.) No, these are tats of celebrities on the bodies of regular Joes and Jills. Everyday people. People who ought to be under a restraining order that keeps them at least 500 yards away from the gene pool at all times.

Seriously, this is skin art that takes you straight into a new and hideous world. Like most people, I’ve always regarded Kevin Federline as just about the stupidest biped this side of a decapitated chicken. But getting inked up with a portrait of KFed is transcendentally stupid. That’s a fashion statement that tells the world: “I am a freakin’ Zen Master of idiocy. Bow down, for I am the Toxic Avenger of jackassitude.?

You probably think that I cherry-picked the gallery so I could illustrate this post with the most appallingly stupid tattoo out of the whole bunch. Honestly, that’s not the case. And Lord almighty, how I wish it were.