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Vince Young got passed over by his hometown Houston Oilers, but he still ended up as the No. 3 pick in the NFL draft and will thus be heading to Tennessee. Of course, this development means that when Vince meets Houston as a Titan, we’ll be rooting for the latter. My condolences to Houston and an undoubtedly disappointed Matthew McConaughey. On a related note, if Mister McConaughey feels so distraught that he warrants personal attention, he may feel free to call on Agent Bedhead anytime.

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Daniel Baldwin, brother to several well-known actors, has been arrested on charges of possession of cocaine after cops received a call that a woman had been threatened at the Ocean Park Motel in Santa Monica, California. TMZ reports:

We’re told that the police responded to a motel room where Baldwin and man named Buddy Winston were front and center. Cops said they found cocaine and arrested both men. Baldwin’s bail was set at $10,000.

I know that this news is not news. For celebrities, snorting cocaine is as common as putting sugar in your coffee. But I know you like it when celebrities get arrested. You little gossip whores.

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If Christina Milian and Alessandra Ambrosio met, it would create too much hotness at the same time and the same place and it would mess up the space-time continuum, thus creating a paradox which would destroy the entire universe. I’m not kidding.

More pics after the jump.

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They scare the shit out of me. Thank God Samuel L. Jackson can handle them. What am I talking about? Snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane, goddamnit! [via usemycomputer]

The TV show 24 is now a video game. And the real star of the show, Elisha Cuthbert, is going to be one of the characters you can play. [Hollywoodtuna]

Haylie Duff’s nose should be like 4 feet long already with all those lies she tells herself that she’s actually a talent actress. [The Bastardly]

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Disney-ABC Television Group now offers ad-supported, full-length episodes of Lost, Desperate Housewives, Commander in Chief, as well as the entire present season of Alias. The website launched today as part of a two-month-long experiment, marking the first time a broadcast network has made multiple series available for viewing online, free of charge. Another good reason to spend less time in front of your TV and more time in front of your computer.

Click here to watch full episodes online for free

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Avril Lavigne loves to give the finger like a real pirate. I guess she also uses it to pleasure her gay fiance.

More pics after the jump.

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[tag]Sienna Miller[/tag] was recently signed by the fashion line [tag]Pepe[/tag] to create a denim collection. The jeans will be Sienna’s own unique designs. She will also be the face and body for the new line of jeans. The contract is worth multi-million dollars, but one main clause in the contract is, Sienna is only allowed to wear Pepe jeans.Allegedly, Sienna still touches Jude’s pepe. Breaking news.

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Quick, administer the Epipen! She is allergic to bees.

[tag]Pete Doherty[/tag] administers what is allegedly heroin to a passed out girl. She must have either asked for it or Pete knew she wanted it. At least on the bright side, he is willing to share. Click the image to the side for the scanned picture.

Here is another image of the above:

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Is it wrong to have sex with someone who is sleeping? I didn’t think so.

[tag]Vanessa Marcil[/tag] drank too much, but [tag]Jeremy Piven[/tag] was nice enough to carry her home. What went on later that night was most likely not consensual. She can’t even walk. What a pervert.

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This is what I look like when I do the chicken dance.

The Cal Backstage is a book written by Pirelli. This “coffee-table” book looks at the behind the scenes making of the infamous calendar, The Pirelli Calendar. On Thursday, the Gugenheim was filled with supermodels such as Adriana Lima, Marija Vujovic, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Liya Kebede, Michelle Alves, and Hilary Rhoda.

I haven’t read this new book, but I don’t really understand how the behind the scenes making of a calendar can be all that interesting. “So, we woke up today, we decided to take a picture for December, but January wanted the December spot. They had a huge brawl. January was hospitalized for severe lacerations to the face and can no longer be January.”

Here are some pictures of Adriana Lima at the launch of “The Cal Backstage.”

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The folks at TVgasm have some fun suggesting that American Idol trainwreck Paula Abdul and pedophile creepazoid Michael Jackson may have been visiting the same doctor. You know, the same one Janet Jackson uses. And La Toya Jackson. And possibly Diana Ross, although it’s more likely that the rest of these people walked into the plastic surgeon’s office with a picture of Miss Ross from her ’70s disco phase and said, “Make me look like that.”

If that’s the case, then the results show that asking some guy in LA to whittle on your face until you look like a Supreme is probably a really bad idea. Although considering how many times he’s done it, maybe Dr. X is getting better with practice.

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Another Friday and another Pete Doherty scandal. At left is a photo printed by The Sun as part of a series that shows the troubled rocker injecting himself with drugs and smoking crack with bloodstained arms. According to the paper, these photos were taken during the past five weeks at Doherty’s home in East London.

While the newspaper takes great pains to mention that Kate Moss was not present at this drug-laden photo shoot, it has printed a recent photo of the disheveled supermodel in bed. Doherty is thought to have taken this photograph at an undisclosed location. For all public reports, Moss has kicked her long-standing cocaine habit, but who would sleep with Pete Doherty if they weren’t under the influence of mind-altering substances?

The man is repulsive. Just put the old chap behind bars and supply him with all the drugs he desires, and he’ll overdose in short order. Let him kill himself without sucking in those who idolize him, such as this obsessed young fan who passed out in Doherty’s kitchen:

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The newspaper claims this above photo shows Pete injecting a female fan with drugs. While this photo is fairly incriminating, it must be noted that after enlarging the photo to a very large size, I couldn’t see a needle in Doherty’s hands. Regardless, the girl has obviously passed out, and her arm has visible fresh needle marks. What a set of losers. Let them all die.

In light of the latest screwup by Pete Doherty, it would seem that Pete won’t be making the Sky One Celebrity Soccer Six tournament on May 14th. It’s doubful he would have shown up for the gig anyway.

UPDATE: 1 Girl 4 Martinis also decides to update the Pete Doherty Death Watch and reminds us that she has a special prize for the winner.