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Is green in or what? As Cathy from Cityrag noted earlier, it’s everywhere.

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George Clooney has laughed off Roseanne Barr’s claims they once got so drunk he allowed her to take pictures of his genitals. Roseanne says that Clooney, who found fame on her sitcom, even allowed her to display the image in her kitchen. She says:

“We were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge.” However, while the Oscar-nominee admits the tale is partly true, he insists Barr played no part in his puerile prank. He tells the New York Daily News, “I called it The Face. But I knew better than to do it at that stage of my career. I must have told her the story.”

What an interesting story. The funniest thing is that George is denying the facts. Because he fears she could say what happened later that night: they had sex. But don’t worry George. We all make mistakes when we’re drunk.

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Attention whore Pink says she’s thrilled her socialite parody music video for “Stupid Girls”, which pokes fun at Hollywood whores including Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, has been blasted by I don’t know who. She disagrees the song makes her a hypocrite. She tells MTV:

“I love the discussion that’s going on right now. There’s always a backlash when you challenge people’s convictions and their heroes. But I don’t do all this so I can be in Us Weekly every week. I don’t do this so that people think I’m cool. I never said I was perfect, and I never said anybody else doesn’t have permission to make fun of me for what I do. I’m a walking contradiction. I’m a hypocrite sometimes. I’m a work in progress. But I’m working to be better. I’m seeking out smart people and responsible women, and I’m standing up for animals. I’m not making fun of a certain person, I’m making fun of an idea, and I think they’re missing the point. Sexy doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.”

Dear Pink, no one cares about you and your stupid video. You’re the one missing the point. You poke fun at dumb celebrities but you’re trying to look like one of them. You should know that sexy doesn’t come with a fat pigface and the body of a Mexican wrestler. End of story.

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Hohan portraying a street corner hooker is probably the most realistic role ever portrayed.

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Janice Dickinson has enough botox in her lips to feed an entire army of bimbos. I’m sure that mouth could suck up an entire country. [Goldenfiddle]

Have you ever seen a woman flying with her legs wide open before? Neither did I, but that’s hot. [The Bastardly]

Why the hell is Caprice Bourret wearing a dress when promoting her lingerie line? That’s nonsense. [Hollywoodtuna]

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Actor Bruce Willis insists balding makes him no less a man. It even enhances his acting abilities since he claims he can change his appearance more easily. He says:

“I’m a man and I will kick anybody’s ass who tries to tell me that I’m not one because my hair is thinning. Besides, I like fooling around with looking different ways.”

I know it doesn’t happen very often, but I have to admit I totally agree with his point of view. Maybe that’s because Bruce is one of my childhood heroes. Along with Chuck Norris. But don’t tell anyone, or I’ll have to kick your ass. Anyway, you’ll find a funny video of Bruce poking fun at his baldness after the jump.

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The Agent is feeling like hell today, which is rather convenient considering that The Orglelicious Ones have called for an intervention. If it calls for an Ashton Kutcher infusion, sign me up and send over the disclosure forms please.

The good news is that Agent has yet resorted to blogging about assfucking in manner of Wonkette. Was that a dangling modifier? You be the judge, dahlings.

And back under the covers goes Agent Bedhead.

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I don’t really understand why this Hipster stalker has a trailer, I can only assume he’s making a documentary on his little subculture of trash. The one that consists of girls who look like boys flashing their tits girls gone wild style, while thinking they are too cool for anyone but the DJ, the coke dealer and the guy who works at the hottest vintage store who helpef her pick out her dress……anyway. Hipsters and their Vans shoes, tapered jeans, long unwashed hair, studded belts, drive me fucking crazy. I am 3/4 asleep…so fuck you.

Watch the Trailer Here

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The only thing I know about these bitches is that they are all under 18 and on a bed. I also know that Jojo thinks she’s black and fucks “n-bombs”, like Lil’ Bow Wow, while her mom cleans hotel rooms back home and Jojo speaks in “n-bomb”. There isn’t really much to say about 15 year olds in Playboy poses only clothed. Says something really interesting about the person who coordinated this shoot…and that something is that he likes little girls. But seriously who the fuck doesn’t. I guess there’s nothing wrong with getting them on all fours, if they have their pants on. I was always told that the best way to slam a 15 year old is if they are autistic, they won’t tell a soul, and if they do, no one will believe them, but use a jimmy. The last thing you want is an Autistic 15 year old baby momma, unless you’re into that shit…..yeah I know, I suck at life. Fuck you.

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I took this picture for all the faggots who read this site. Now I know 90 percent of the faggots who read this site, won’t admit they are faggots. They will just continue to take faggot showers at the gym and after the “game”. They will continue to take part in drunken faggot gangbangs where they convince themselves they aren’t faggots because their is one pussy in the room, even though they spend their faggot time looking at their buddy’s faggot dick as it gets sucked. Until one day, you decide that only real men fuck each other up the ass, and you’ll still convince yourself you’re straight, all while going on fishing trips and camping with your faggot friends who are a little more comfortable in their faggot skin.

This is a collage of two dudes going at it, and it was found in a Toronto bathroom stall.

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Steve our local guy on the couch has decided to start something called “StepTV” and I am letting him because I figure he has nothing better to do, and that since this site is a piece of shit, I can afford to post his smut. This is his first video clip, of him in a bank with a homeless guy. No that is not me, it’s some random drunk Steve found, drinking Vodka out of a water bottle and talking insanity at 4:30 in the morning. That’s pretty much the story. I know this is how most of your gay fantasies start, hell,I wouldn’t be surprised if you fuck homeless dudes cuz they are cheap and easy, and usually too mental to tell your wife and girlfriend what you do to them, homo. Just watch StepTV of the day.

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My street team went out at some hipster event, and thought it would be funny to take a picture of some of the hipsters at the event for the site, because as we all know, hipsters are fucking funny. The joke was that we’d hold up signs next to the hipster without them knowing with relevant lyrics on those signs. They only did one because they forgot to bring paper with them and it was for this guy. He obvioulsy learned how to be gay by watching Party Monster, it’s a movie, it was concluded that he was a product of molestation and molested people are always funny. If you’re wondering why I have a street team, it’s for content, so fuck you. And molested dude in the picture, I just made you famous, bitch.