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It’s almost postmodern, isn’t it?

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Look all you motherfuckers, I am Pink. No I don’t take it up the ass like she does, be we are both Mexican.

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Sooooo…….how about those Astros? Oh crap. Nevermind. Intelligent design is the talk of the blogoalgoremorsphere, and it’s been talked six-feet under by a variety of bloggers, so I won’t discuss it at length. In the pending case of Kitzmiller v. Dover, the statutory authority that shall control (obviously) is the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”

Thus, Congress is prohibited from using their power of the purse to further these interest groups. I would like to know if these evangelistic zealots have thoroughly considered the consequences of proving their agenda? If successful, this is only the beginning of a slippery slope towards more dogmatic theories concerning not only science, but also all varieties of history, human anatomy, and sex education classes. Hell, oh wait, I should stop profanity at least in this sort of posting.

Obviously, the First Amendment of our great U.S. Constitution shall prevail. Let’s consider the alternative though – if Intelligent Design was taught in the classrooms of public schools, the proponent’s agenda would allegedly benefit greatly. As such, since the tax revenues funding public schools would be used to promote their religious agenda, then churches and other religious organizations would no longer be able to enjoy their present and enduring tax-exempt status. How do you think they’d like them apples?

One-Finger Salute: Politiburo Diktat

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In Lohan’s new video, she is played by a fat tranny slut in a prom dress, only because Lohan is too busy ripping lines off the toilet seats in a club near you. The most recent story I heard is that Lohan can only do blow off toilet seats, it’s some stage fright O.C.D. shit, you know like people get when they can’t shit in a public bathroom, that’s like Lohan, only she fucking loves public bathrooms. I don’t know what I am talking about, and either does her double chin, you fucking whore. Was that rude? I call my wife a fucking whore all the time, it’s only because she’s fat and I hate double chins.

Cuddles

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I couldn’t really give a fuck about this bitch. She’s famous, so fucking what, she was a Playboy bunny back in the early 90s when any blond with big fake titties could be one, that’s not representative of shit, if you were a blond with fake tits in the 90s, you could be Jenny McCarthy too. She ended up on MTV and was probably the most annoying cunt on TV, coupled with Paulie Shore, the network was a nightmare on Meth. I remember when I did meth once, I smoked it out of a lightbulb and spend 4 days in a park talking insanities to a duck. That duck I naked Clarence, and I always think about him when I’m at a Chinese Buffet (which is often my wife is fat and I am poor) do the fucking math asshole.

Jenny made a movie, and here’s a clip of her tits, possibly from that movie.

LOVE

Watch the clip Here (rapidshare via Phun)

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The caption to this picture was “I make bitches so wet I need a Raincoat”. That was part of the reason I posted this shit, but then I listened to DeeJay the Dog’s music, if you listen to the tune “Fucking Me”, dude dropped the line “I’ll Make Your Pussy Cry”. DeeJay The Dog is funnier than me. Listen to his music and support because I’d rather see 15,000 people supporting someone with talent than me. Show your love and maybe you won’t need this shit to get bitches. That probably made no sense, but I never do. I blame whiskey.

DeeJay The Dog via MySpace

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As incredibly cliche as this sounds, Phin and I are marvelling at the booming business rolling in. Two recently polished looks follow:

American Geek (go see the groovy rotating banners)

Nuggets (second skin almost complete as well)

Many more are in the works, and since I’m just one of those writer types as well, I must say that my organizational skills got whacked in the head by law school. Anyone have any … uh … time management tips? I must find the time to write, but you pick your battles, no?

It is enjoyable work though, I must admit.

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….and the peanut gallery goes wild….

Suddenly, a hush fell over the crowd as a telltale chill rose up the spines of those particularly sensitive to the paranormal.

“Mom! Would you shut up and stop trying to be cool? You’re really embarrassing the hell out of me.”

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Since I cannot let Dax and Zonker have all the giggles, I hereby risk the wrath of Velocihinky.

For this, I shall pay dearly, but who cares? Insert much pouting over impending non-presence of self at blogmeet.

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Mom and I are home.

Susan’s mom decided to wait it out for a few more days. She emphatically stated she was not ready to leave yet. Poor Susan. She’s been worried sick; however, sometimes we just can’t make these parents do what we think they need to do.

The word disaster is so inadequate to describe what so many are experiencing first hand.

When my brain is functioning better, perhaps, I will attempt to describe some of the things I saw.

So many thanks are in order. I felt each of your thoughts and well wishes and when I was scared, I knew you guys were pulling for us.

I simply cannot put in words how very much I appreciate each of you.

Thank you.

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Yeah, I’d explain, but nahhh.

One misguided click of a button on a fucking BETA plugin. Don’t do it, kids.

Never again, at 2:00 AM, decide that it would be a terrific idea to perhaps install a plugin or two. On the offchance that I do decide to be adventurous in such a geekish manner, never implement a fucking BETA plugin.

The mySQL databases have been beaten into submission. No data was lost – yeah, you were worried. Heh. I had a merry time whilst dropkicking various mySQL tables around to a new Wordpress install. Really, it’s more enjoyable than you imagine…and yeah, I back all this shit up on an almost daily basis now. It’s a healthy phobia.

I’m serious. Y’all never believe me.

Images are in various odd directories, so that might be wacky for a bit. I’m going to sleep now at 7 AM. Finally.

I do need my beauty sleep, since I’m no Cocaine Kate.

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Spiderman was not acually harmed during the course of filming.