Archive for May, 2005

Something Blue!

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Feisty Repartee has a brand spanking new skin added to her blog design.

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The Classic Feisty skin on the left is based on the colour scheme of her old blogger design, but a wee bit calmer. Of course, the original Rion Vernon toon girl remains. The newer skin, Feisty Sketch, is on the right, also with a sketch by Rion Vernon. In addition, a new third design is in the works, which will feature an awesome piece by Shano Studio. Oooh, I simply cannot wait!

Published on May 31st, 2005 in Design Notes

Memorial Day.

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Let us never forget those who died for our nation’s freedom and relative prosperity. A special round of bloggy hugs to my favourite veterans:

Basil’s Blog
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Straight White Guy

…and finally, my Grandpa, who fought in the Korean war. Had he not stopped in Osaka, Japan to woo my lovely grandmother into marrying him and moving to the United States, I wouldn’t be here today. Thanks for serving your country, Grandpa, and if you’re reading this blog right now, please lose the bookmark and never read it again. Trust me, it’s for your own sanity.

Published on May 30th, 2005 in Celebrity-Planet

Sadie Tosses Politics To the Curb.

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Okay, I’m calling a virtual truce here on the women-in-combat issue. The women/race analogy is just a means to an end for the liberal side of things here. I’ve not the energy to refute logical fallacies, for they seem to stand on their own three feet. My posting was simply directed towards the pending legislation, and I should have been more concise in my argument. I despise arguing through blog postings, because we all have enough conflict in our personal lives anyway. Stirring the pot is something I just don’t wish to waste bandwidth upon.

To put it simply, I’m at the point of exhaustion, and I need to write what flows naturally - sexy humour. This is precisely why I don’t normally blog about politics in a straightforward manner. The only reason that I did so at Cake Eater Chronicles is because it was par for the venue, and I wished to treat Kathy’s blog with the respect it deserves. On my turf, however, I can be as loosey goosey as I wanna be. Thus, the land of sadiemasochism is hereby returned to its former state of lightheartedness. This should not discourage any comments, but do understand that I’m not going to debate the underpinnings of the two major political parties. Any or all political discussion shall hereby be confined to lighthearted pop cultural allusions:

So, have you seen Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend? She dumped that Greek shipping heir for this guy -

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Whew. I feel better now. I’m going to go take a nap in my panties now. (Stretch)

Published on May 30th, 2005 in Nicky and Paris Hilton, Pop Culture Mix

Sadie Gets Political.

Source: agentbedhead.com

This doesn’t happen often in a direct manner, but I actually covered a bit of relevant territory over at Cake Eater Chronicles for the vacationing Mistress Kathy.

Get it while it’s hot, lurkers. Frivolity shall return to the land of sadiemasochism tomorrow!

NOTE: Apologies to those who tried to comment here and were requected for questionable comment. Spam attacks often cause the server to go into defensive mode and reject even the most benign remarks. Lo siento.

Published on May 29th, 2005 in Quasi-Intellectual Utter Crap

Heffalumps and Woozles.

Source: agentbedhead.com

I once knew a fellow who could only be described as an acid casualty who has never taken acid. He was an independent film-making consultant (whatever that means), mostly entranced with his dreams of making films about mind control. Of course, he was a Nietzschean at heart and applied the applicable principles of The Birth Of Tragedy to his appreciation of women. Now, while I appreciate his aesthetic underpinnings, I do believe that telling a woman she has a Dionysian drag of an ass isn’t quite as flattering as he perceives. One can only imagine the Apollonian snap of his fantasy woman’s breasts, which sounds rather painful as well as whiplash inducing to both parties.

Needless to say, it didn’t startle me much at all yesterday to hear that this fellow is still single.

Published on May 28th, 2005 in Quasi-Intellectual Utter Crap

Sloth.

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As a reminder, I am filling in a bit over at Cake Eater Chronicles today, as well as on Sunday. So if you desire to read some quasi-intellectual utter crap by yours truly, do head over there. This of course, will be a pure source of frivolity in the meantime. You know, I’ll post mindless crap like this;-)


Signs Of Addiction to Photoshop…

You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer “RGB”

You get the urge to ‘fix’ poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this “evil” program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it’s at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you’re doing to people who have no idea in hell what you’re talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically “Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!”. When you realize it won’t work, your brain tells you “Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!”

You’re getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in “glowing edges”

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.

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Eh…I am addicted to Photoshop Elements 3.0, but I shall only admit to one or two of those stereotypes. Maybe three…

Published on May 27th, 2005 in Uncategorized Mess

Statistics: Heh.

Source: agentbedhead.com

According to an “interview” with the Wall Street Journal, even ol’ NZ Bear knows that the significance of the TTLB Ecosystem is vastly overrated:

“My systems are lousy for making definitive pronouncements about the entire scope of the blogosphere … But for the blogs I *do* track, they offer pretty good data, especially in comparing between blogs.”

Of course, NZ Bear knows that the effectiveness of databases lies in the fact that they require constant attention and maintenance, which is a burdensome task. I assume that NZ Bear has a day job, so it’s relatively impossible for him, as a lone blogger, to verify the accuracy of such an entity to track 23,000 different blogs.

The main aspect of the Ecosystem that disturbs my relative sensibilities is that all blogs are treated equally as far as frequency of updating is concerned. Methinks there should be some penalty for blogs that update less regularly than once a week. This perhaps would knock down the rankings of a few pioneers who have gone on an extended hiatus, yet still remain in the top 500 blogs. As an example ad nauseum, that silly old blog that I used to write remained in the top 1000 for six consecutive months after it became inactive. On a related issue, a standard would have to be issued as to what sort of post qualifies as an update. Would we be speaking of a five-paragraph essay or a single-word link - does a simple “heh” or “indeed” count as one entry?

Although it is interesting to see that NZ Bear did recently give the ecosystem a nice little shake, which resulted in a significant devolution for many blogs. Oooh, so I do happen to make semi-accurate predictions every so often. It must be all that truth-telling serum I’ve been downing like the moonshine that Preston guzzles every White Trash Wednesday. A random quirky thought - If one binges and purges truth-telling serum, what is the resulting effect on the ability to evade falsehoods? These are the things that keep me awake.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in Ninth Circle

Prozac, Anyone?

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I am starting to get very worried about Phin. If Sigmund, Carl and Alfred don’t step in with an expert cyberpsychoanalysis, I might have to organize an intervention.

SEEKRIT NOTE TO SC&A - Please pop over to Naked Villainy if you are so inclined. It appears that a disturbance in the force of comradery is amuck.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in Allegories And Alcohol

Wouldn’t It Be Good?

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If I had one wish, which was guaranteed to be fulfilled at this moment, it would be this - A nice quiet room, fresh strawberries, maybe some diet coke, and several hours of uninterrupted, absolute silence.

‘Tis good to dream.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in Ninth Circle

I am - T-Shirt of the Day

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th_TOTA3PK.jpg Wasted is a lifestyle. It’s not something that you can do in moderation, it’s something that you are supposed to do to get through your day, and to forget your problems, because I know your life is dull. For the times that you go out and get sauced, you can rock this shirt, that way when you vomit on someone next to you, they can’t say you didn’t warn them.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Peperonni Nipple of the Day

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A nipple is a beautiful thing (if you’re weird). It’s the spicket that feeds our spawns, a source of life to a new generation, a decoration on the breast (like christmas lights or a painting on the wall). It gives guys something to look at, play with, satisfy weird psychological mother issues with, all at the same time. I know that not all breasts are perfect, and I am not one out there looking for an ideal nipple or the perfect tit, but I am willing to say that these nipples are disgusting. I know the bitch in the pics is equally disgusting, she has absolutely no good physical attributes, I am sure she’s a good person, hell, she sure as hell better be because her nipples have a circumference(2-pie-r) greater than my dinner plate, and I am a fat dude, so that’s pretty damn big. You may be confusing this bitch with my wife, but my baby is way mo’fatter, Assholes.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Paris Hilton Nip Slip

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We have all seen her nipples so many fuckin times, and we know that it’s really not at all interesting, but I will post them anyway, because all nip slips lack a whole lot on the stimulation front, and by stimulation I don’t mean erection, I mean that we are de-sensitized, nip slips are so last year, they bore us all, and we think it’s time for celebs to have clit-slips….hook it up Paris.

Published on May 26th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet


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