Archive for March, 2005

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I recently, as in yesterday, went through my bi-weekly dose of blog angst. This always consists of about twelve hours where blogging appears absolutely pointless to me. I’d have to describe it as apathy from one who never manages to actually be dispassionate about anything. You bloggers know the drill though. These hours we spend typing into the ether could perhaps be spent in a more constructive manner, like constructing the freaking Eiffel Tower or doing more pro bono work, or perhaps finally getting down and dirty with fiction. Alas though, I cannot stop posting for longer than twenty-four hours. That would make me truly addicted, but I think this has to do with a false hope that the grassroots approach will somehow open some possibilities when the self-fulfilling prophecy about the law career commences.

Of course, it is necessary to point out that the existential blogging moment of yesterday had absolutely nothing to do with the whole backlash phenomenon in other corners. Nope, sorry to disappoint for lack of intended effect, but no dice baby. This is more of a general malaise that occurs frequently, but something always causes me to return.

Oddly, this happens at a time when The Demystifying Divas are gaining lots of exposure, mostly of a positive sentiment. Yet the nice thing about the four of us ladies is that we are also individuals, so while we remain a group, some days we’re just lone bloggers rambling about our own respective interests.

Anyhoo, early this morning, I happened upon some sincere praise from the fellow over at Celebrity Cola. Not the usual mush over how hot the toon girl in my banner is, but rather a very sincere compliment that made my writing objectives clear within my noggin. By far, this had a far greater impact than those thousands of extra hits from the recent avalanche from Glenn Reynold’s perverted blogging uncle. This is far better, for it means that at least some of the work here is meeting its plan of action. Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks to this fellow, as well as active readers, fellow bloggers, and all of you damn lurkers. That is all.

Published on March 31st, 2005 in Bono, Ninth Circle

At Times Like These.

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I find myself wondering whether Johnnie Cochran is currently pontificating the following:

Almighty lord and savior, if my corpse don’t smell.

You must not send me to hell.”

Sure, ’tis a crappy thing for me to ponder, but haven’t you wondered this too?

Published on March 30th, 2005 in Talking Heads

I am - T-Shirt of the Day

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th_tee-shirt1641.jpg Alone, on the ferry, something we can all relate too. Maybe there is no ferry in your welfare town, and maybe you have all the friends in the world, but at times, I know that you feel like you are the only person who understands. I know that in my life, I always looked for acceptance and support with the wrong kind of women, the ones who charge by the hour, but reasonably, not the $200 escorts. Who the fuck do you think I am??? I can’t afford that shit….I am talking a girl who’s happy with some rock, a shower, and some amazing head. I know you’re thinking that eating out a whore is gross, but seriously…it’s got mad flavor.

Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Shitty Gift of the Day

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shittygift.jpgI have been invited to a few important functions in the upcoming months. I have been doing a little research as to what type of shitty gift I can bring that is both affordable and as tacky as I am. This is what I found. The way I see it is that people who get shitty gifts should not complain, because I grew up with nothing. Christmas morning, was like any other day, my mom was working a John in the corner of the room while my brothers and I played with mud, and my dirty uncle jerked off…..assholes.

The Spirited White Tiger
The spirited white tiger watches and waits for his quarry on a snow covered ledge.7 1/4″ x 4″ x 5 3/4″ high.

Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Paris Hilton’s Pants

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th_parishilton-lamb5.jpg I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it’s about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like “why post Paris, she’s so played out” and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she’s been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch.

Point of the story is - Here’s Paris.

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Pam Anderson in Saran Wrap

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th_PamelaAndersonPress-UnknownHITW12.jpg Pam Anderson is old and washed up. You probably want to fuck her, because she brings back memories of saturday nights watching Baywatch. I know that show brought you many prepubescent orgasms, so your dream to bag this chick is still alive inside you. You look at your fat wife, who you work all day to support, and you think to yourself “Fuck, I wish she was Pam”. Here are some pics of Pam wrapped up like leftovers, something ironically so close to the truth that I just downloaded that Alanis song…..

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Kirsten Dunst Nipples

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th_kirstendunst.jpg She’s not hot, no one ever said she was. She is rocking a hospital gown, and bitch has nipples, like most women do. Breastfeeding your child is important and Dunst came prepared…that’s just how she’s livin’….motherfuckers

Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Gay Bathing Suits

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th_TripleXFull04.jpgI consider myself to be an exceptionally well endowed man. I guess you will never know if I am telling the truth or not, because you will never see me, but for the sake of this post, believe it. I like to look sexy whenever I can, so finding a bathing suit site that had micro bikini bottoms for men was just what I needed. My favorite is the sheer fabric, because it’s like wearing nothing at all, and I love showing off my beautiful cock. If you are liking this post more than you should…you’re a homo.

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Deaf People Personals

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deaf.jpg I may not be deaf, but I know all about it. After the prison days, I was put into some pretty fucking annoying community service programs. One of them was washing deaf people. I am not sure why they would have a convict rubbing down these dirty little deaf people, but they did, and I lived to tell about it. After that experience I realized that deaf people have needs too, I mean I fucked 5 of them, and they were pretty good. I guess the only really issue I had was the squawking noises they made when they would cum. Who am I kidding, I lack all skills needed to make a woman cum. I know…who said I was fucking women…. but sorry to break it to you, but that’s just how I roll….

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Britney Spears Maternity Clothes

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th_britney-pregnant18.jpg Who cares if she is pregnant, she still disgusts me, and if you think about it she should be knocked up by now. She is white trash and trash is usually reproducing by the time they are 14, they call it period year. Good work spreading your legs Brit, I am sure you were okay before the cheetos made you a slob.

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Ball Stretcher

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th_extremerestraint.jpg You have small balls. You don’t know what you should do to fix the ailment. You want to rock out with the biggest fucking bulge, but you can’t because your testicles haven’t dropped. This is where the ball stretcher comes into play. It’s not going to give you bigger balls, but it will let the little balls you have hang down to your motherfucking knee. Rumor has it that that’s what the bitches are into…

Weights for Ball Stretcher
These ball stretcher/weights provide sensual feel, exotic looks, erotic bondage possibilities and are also for gradually stretching the scrotum. Whatever your desire concerning this toy, this chrome-plated brass stretcher is unusually high in quality and is an advanced design with the following special features and advantages:

Unlike some metal ball stretchers, this one separates so it can be closed around the balls, instead of having to pull the balls through the opening. This allows the stretcher opening to be smaller, which in turn allows the ball stretching ring to be thicker (and heavier).
The smaller opening also means that most men will not be able to remove the stretcher without opening it. And it is much less likely to ‘pop’ off.
The stretcher is opened and closed using bolts which can only be screwed/unscrewed with an included standard-sized allen wrench. If the wearer doesn’t have an allen wrench, the ring is effectively locked on.
Both stretching and bondage possibilities are enhanced by the optional addition of two eyebolts (included), one on either side of the stretcher. The bolts can be used to attach weights, cuffs, ropes, locks, etc. (But remember to be gentle with the balls when exploring the possibilities.)
Is designed to be used with the optional ball crusher attachment below.

Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Art Caskets

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th_casket3.jpg Dude, we are all gonna die, whether you want to admit it or not. It’s the way life works, and when you do die, you should be burried in style. When researching a casket to get burried in, I came across Art Caskets. These motherfucker’s got it going on, with decorated exteriors and full color images that reflect the life of the deceased. I know mine would consist of nip slips, sex toys, liquor and pre-teen girls on trampolines…This is probably the classiest way to go down…and I am not talking about mouth to pussy going down, pervert.

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Published on March 30th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet


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