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Yes, I do have a problem. You see, today I officially have my head up my arse. If anyone has any removal ideas, feel free to float them past me. Your cooperation in this matter is sincerely appreciated.

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You know how it is here at the stepfather. We like perverts and their stories, and we found a great source at this sexual storybook site. We tried to test you readers out and see if you would go participate in the insanity that is that site…so far…some of you have…so keep it up…

Story of the day….after the jump

My wife wants it.
Date: Dec 18, 2004
Category: Anal
Type: Fictional Story
Approval Rating: 0.00% - 1 vote(s)

I have never had anal with my wife. But I want to see her have her first anal experience with a black guy.My wife enjoy sex very much but never had anal before. She enjoys the ocasional finger or kiss and became lost and submissive. I have seen pics and movies about anal sex and the though of giving her to a black guy.. you know make her ready for the event thrill me at this very moment every day I’m making her think about

In my thoughts …….I want her to dress up with a black short skirt with daring-stockings and high heels, no bra and a black transparent blouse. The day before she had an enema and only fluids. Her anus has been lubricated . Her pussy is totally shaved and she smell with a sweet aroma ready to be FUCK.

I found a atractive married black guy going to our city he has a nice nerved cock nine inches long very thick. almost 6 feet tall with 190 pounds. Drooling to see her under this guy with her ass in the air

I want to see her kis by him while she looks at me. Want to see her body been touch… the dress going down …. the blouse open widely .. now I can se her naked her pussy is wet he is sucking her clit making her agitated and loud….

He is grabbing from the hips and her body willingly is assuming position at the very bed edge.. I get close to see how his cock is right there at the small bright entrance. she is trembling while the rod slide slow in her crack

It is so sexy and beatiful seen a black cock all the way on her opening… yes .. I will have her do it .. I want to see the cum coming from her tigh hole…

SexualStoryBook

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You know how we like our sexual restraints and I am not talking about absitnence. These mitts are amazing and I can’t think of anything sexier than getting my woman to rock a pair. I love when my women look like cartoon characters. These double as a ping pong padle, so if your girl is asian, these will remind her of the training camps she went to as a kid. Only $269 dollars yo.

These mitts are made by Humane Restraint, which continues to manufacture some of the best hospital restraints available today. Made from top quality, heavy, latigo leather. The exclusive Humane Restraint locking device, L-200 series are known for their world class security. They are used by mental hospitals and psychiatric institutions to keep patients securely restrained and to confine fingers and hands within the mitts. Very confining and yet comfortable enough for long-term restraint. The mitts also have metal loops attached to the wrist and hand areas that allow the mitts to be secured to fixed objects or other parts of the body.

Mitts accommodate all hand sizes. Set of duplicate keys included.

Nothing After the Jump

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Lohan was born Lindsay Morgan Lohan on July 2, 1986, she is a cancer.

Sponsored by: Celebrity Factor

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I go through getty, I select pics, I put them up here, you look at them and wonder why you are wasting your life reading this. I don’t have the answer for you, but maybe you should either get a hobby, or work a little harder at your job….pervert.

Images after the jump….

Naked Sushi is how I got herpes…

Jerry Springer asking God WHy?

In other countries, events have mascots, in my bedroom, my fetish involves mascots

Hayley Evetts - Not quite an upskirt but she is rocking the mic like it’s yo’cak.

Denise Van Outen, Cleavage, Kissing an Animal, many fantasies start like this….

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Lucien Carr was the reason Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg met each other.Together they launched an influential movement called the beat generation, and not the kind of beat I like…I like tribal beats that I can feel deep in my soul..pulsating in my pants that make me dance…around the fire like I just sacrificed a virgin, or did some tribal initiation into manhood, like public circumcision, that is what they do in AFRICA….

More on Carr after the jump

Carr spent 2 years in jail after stabbing a man named David Kammerer, dumping the body in the hudson river, after

Kammerer showed a sexual interest in Carr. Kammerer was Carr’s boyscout scoutmaster during his youth and was

constantly making advances towards him. In 1944, Kammerer obviously came on a little too strong, and that is when

Carr stabbed the bitch.

If you know anything about the beats, you will know that Kerouac developed a technique of writing where he spewed

out as much as he could, as fast as he could, just the way it came to his mind, he felt annoyed with the stall

caused by switiching the paper, so Carr helped create an alternative post-war culture that included a carefree

atitude and a lot of drugs

Carr was 79, no more hard living or cristal sipping for this cat….

Story HERE

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We love the d-listers here at DrunkenStepfather, and we like them better in bikinis. Most of our readers found out about us from the Anna Kournikova “looking for sea shells picture”, so in keeping it real… after the jump, you will find screenshots of Caprice in a bikini from the reality tv show she is doing in the uk

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Abi Titmuss is another D-Lister, she had a sex tape released a while ago. I have seen clips, I always find it funny when she says “her finger is in my asshole”…I don’t know why, I guess it brings back memories of the time a girl I was with tried to do that to me unexpectedly. I remember being so surprised that I dropped a deuce all over my bed…I wonder if she still incorporates that move into her sex routine. I hope I traumatized her, I like being memorable, even if it’s not in a good way.

pics and sex tape clips after the jump

Clips to her sex tape here, I mean

there

via YRD

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Every week Zelda (my wife) and I would watch Saved by the Bell with our 4 children and over time become real fans of Elizabeth Berkley. So when she accepted $100,000 to star in a glorrified porn movie my wife was quite upset. Not that I was that upset, but I wondered what kind of nice Jewish girl is in a movie like this.

More Info, pics and Awards after the Jump

Elizabeth Berkley’s Award:
Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, SHOWGIRLS (1996)

Showgirls Gallery (NSW)

IMDB BIO:
When Elizabeth was 5, her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets, including “Swan Lake”, and in 1983, she starred in some musicals (sometimes singing in Italian). Her screen debut was a role in the TV movie Frog (1987) (TV). She then got work as an extra in some TV series: “TV 101″, “Day by Day”, etc. In the summer of 1989, she was in L.A. and auditioned for a role on “Saved by the Bell” (1989). She got the role and became a TV star. After 4 seasons she left the show to try to break into cinema. In 1994 she filmed 4 movies, including Showgirls, and continued to guest star in very popular TV shows, like “Diagnosis Murder”. At the same time, she was studing English Literature on a college in California. After Showgirls, she signed with United Talent Agency and then filmed some Hollywood films with small roles (The First Wives Club, 1996 and Any Given Sunday, 1999) and starred in some indies (The Taxman and Last Call, 1999, The Real Blonde, 1997). In 1999, Elizabeth performed onstage in London as Honey in “Lenny”. Her performances in “Roger Dodger” and “Moving Malcolm”, two indipendent movies released in 2002 and 2003 impressed the critics. She made her Broadway debut in “Sly Fox”, in February 2004, three months after her marriage with New York artist Greg Lauren.

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This isn’t conceit, it’s an ingenious flaunting of one’s talents in a most ingenuous manner. What else can I say? The man is presumptively correct. As usual, however, this doll begs to differ… In my not-so-humble opinion, I would say that it is a direct tie with one other male blogger.

Who? I’ll never tell.

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Ahem. I would like to say that, as of this time and place, I declare myself to be officially obseesed with the noir genre. More specifically, this is turning my thought processes into a comparative Neo-Noir analysis. I blame thank Feisty for this.

Neo Noir is post 1959 film noir with a twist. Several twists actually. No longer do the storylines revolve merely around tough guys and femme fatales. These characters have an added dimention to them that defies the objective nature of their predecessors. It is all so very subtle though, that this requires further pondering on my part before I deign to make any qualitative statements of value.

Ah well, since I cannot resist a brief plug for the master of post-modern noir, Mr. Tarantino, as he is included in the genre with virtually every movie he’s been involved with. In particular, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Reservoir Dogs are deserved of the classification. As to Kill Bill, don’t even get me started…you’ll beg me to shut up.

Among other Neo-Noir honorables include Body Heat and Kings of New York , the 1990 Christopher Walken movie, not that recent Leonardo DiCaprio silliness. Not to mention the hardened detective of 1971, Dirty Harry with his infamous noir-like indifference: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”

Dishonorables: The Suicide Kings and Memento. These movies are pathetic examples of trying to delve too shamelessly into the psyche of the so-called protaganistic characters. Both movies should be shredded and dragged naked through the streets as far as this doll is concerned. Let the howling begin.

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The whipcracking Miss Feisty has us gearing up for the blog noir series, so I’ve lept into a Dashell Hammett refresher. As morose as this seems, his obituary seems worth sharing, since we are paying tribute to his genre:

He was a gentle man who wrote about underworld toughs. . .

He stood up to McCarthyism in the best tradition of his own tough-minded heroes.

He was a heretic who could never stomach hypocrisy and sham, sanctimonious or callous, in high places or low.

He was the portrayer of the modern cynic to perfection, but he was as romantic as a schoolboy.

He was a master of lean dialogue, quick action, and the hard plotted story. He was an old pro.

He said of his writing: “The contemporary novelist’s job is to take the pieces of life and arrange them on paper, and the more direct their passage from street to paper the more lifelike they should turn out.” Writers, he said, should “make what is set down seem truly contemporary, to give the impression of things really happening here and now, to force upon the reader the feeling of immediacy.”

This is going to be one helluva body of work when the six of us are finished.