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Olga Kurylenko for Campari

Olga Kurylenko, the Bond girl from Quantum of Solace, is the latest spokesmodel for Campari.

Olga, 29, has taken over for Jessica Alba who was last year’s Campari girl.  As usual, the photos are visually appealing, but sometimes go way overboard on the airbrushing. Case in point, the shot below:

Such a shame, I don’t get why they had to do that. Olga is amazingly gorgeous without all the airbrushing. It’s so extreme that it doesn’t look a thing like her!

The ones below are hot though. The first one it looks like she is saying, “I want you…AND you!” The second photo, “I’ll take all of you – at once!” And the third one, ” ‘Train’ starts after I drink this bottle!”

No?

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David Hasselhoff drunk in London – Nice pants.

David Hasselhoff’s drunken behavior just keeps getting him in the papers, this time, in London.

Hoff was there for Simon Cowell’s birthday party, but Hoff’s party lasted days.

For starters, a source told The Sun that he was so drunk during his stay that he pissed his hotel bed. They added:

“David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.”

Maria Weston, 44, a witness to Hoff’s behavior and a guest of the hotel, said the Baywatch star wa foul mouthed and sloppy.

“He was abusing all the staff, shouting at everyone. We were shocked – you’d think he was just some drunk, not a big star.”

After days of him drinking, Hasselhoff’s assistant became worried about him and called a doctor. Staff at the five-star St. Martins Lane Hotel had to contain David in the basement of the hotel because he was so out of control. The doctor who responded to the call, Dr. Paul Ettlinger, ended up getting hit in the face by Hasselhoff who was thrashing and acting out wildly. The incident left a bruise on Ettlinger’s forehead.

From there, the doctor then called an ambulance. Hoff was taken to Capio Nightingale Hospital to dry out. He stayed two nights in a private suite and was released yesterday.

Sad. He just cannot stop. Once he gets rolling the party is ON. And it doesn’t stop until he is physically unable to drink more. If he doesn’t stop soon he is going to die. Don’t be shocked if he does because there is only so much a body can take. Hoff needs some serious help, but he needs to help himself first.

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Paris Hilton wears a leopard print wrap dress to the opening night of “Carnival” at the Bowlmor Lanes where she hosted last night’s events.

She needs to let the extensions go. That “Fraggle hair” (as Tina Fey once put it) needs to go. Paris looks better with shorter, sleeker hair, imo. She also looks better when she doesn’t do ridiculous wonky poses..

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Soulja Boy mug shot

Soulja Boy was arrested last night in McDonough, Georgia after running from the police.

Why was he running from police? I’m not too sure, but I bet there was reason for it.

It all started around 9 P.M. when an officer responded to a call about people hanging out at a house that might possibly be abandoned. That group of people was Soulja Boy and a crew of people who were there shooting a video. Once the officer arrived, about half of the people took off running. (Reminds me of old high school keggers!) Soulja Boy included.

After a few minutes, Soulja returned and was prompty arrested and charged with obstruction, which is a misdemeanor.

Running from the police has got to be one of the single most moronic things to do in life. I figure if Soulja was running, he was most definitely hiding something. You don’t run when you have nothing to hide…

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Marge Simpson is a Playboy Cover Model

Cartoon character Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of the November 2009 issue of Playboy magazine.

“The Devil in Marge Simpson” issue will hit newsstands October 16th.

(No, I am not going to make a joke about the carpet matching the drapes because TMZ already stole that one from Entertainment Tonight, – who posted the story yesterday!)

I remember stealing dad’s Playboys as a kid, (yes, even I did it!) and I bet any kid who just so happens to run across dad’s Marge Simpson Playboy issue will surely have a read! Who’s next? Dora the Explorer? Just sayin’…

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Joe Francis attacks Jayde Nicole

The Joe Francis/ Jayde Nicole attack video has finally made it’s way to the net.

Now we know who is telling the truth – and it’s not Joe Francis. Surprise, surprise.

In the video you see Joe Francis walk in the general direction of Jayde, who was at the bar of the crowded club, Guys and Dolls. Once Joe gets within reaching distance of Jayde, she pushes him on the back of the head with one hand while spilling a drink down his back with the other.

Joe then spins around, sees Jayde trying to belly up to the bar to look like she didn’t do it, and viciously, and I mean viciously, grabs her hair and throws her to the ground. Immediately Brody Jenner, Jayde’s boyfriend, and friends go after Joe. The fight is quickly moved outside where Brody ends up being tasered by someone.

Francis has claimed he was “the victim” all along, at one point he said he “may have accidentally grabbed her hair.”

This is Joe telling his side: “Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all. I turned to see who that was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”

Lie, lie, lie, lie, liar! First of all, she didn’t throw the glass at him, you clearly see her put it back on the bar after dumping it. Secondly, There was no accidental anything about the way he grabbed her hair. That was a moment of rage.

Pretty much everyone in the situation is in the wrong. Yes, Jayde should never have done what she did, that was just plain stupid. She should know that Joe is hopped up on blow a lot and could have the tendency to snap at a moment’s notice.

But regardless of what she did, it was absolutely stunning to see a grown man react like that. Maybe a 6-year-old whose sister just spilled milk down his back, but a grown ass man? There’s no man here. Merely an immature little boy living in a man’s body.

Joe’s playboy days are gone. His kingdom is going to crash down on him harder than his comedowns after a 3-day long bender. He is destroying himself. And I say let him.

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David Otunga Jr. and mommy Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson is showing her baby boy to the world.

Little David Otunga Jr. is named after his father David Otunga, who you might know as “Punk” from the reality show, I Love New York. David Jr. will be 2-months old on October 10th, and now we are seeing him for the first time.

From People:

How hard was it keeping your pregnancy under wraps?

“David and I were the only people who knew for a long time. I would forget I was pregnant, it was so easy. I didn’t have any morning sickness, no cravings either. I just thought, ‘Oh, well, we’ll wait until it’ll tell on itself.’ I didn’t show until I was seven months so that made it easy right there.”

Your son was delivered via C-section, what was your recovery like?

“Everybody told me how much it was going to hurt afterwards but I think I have a different tolerance for pain than others. By that night after I had the baby, I’m like, ‘Look, I can’t sit in this bed anymore. I’ve got to get up!’ I’ve been up and about since he was born. To me, the pain is no different than when you work out a muscle you’ve never worked out before and it’s sore.”

Has his personality emerged yet?

“He has a lot of personality, like David. He’s always been a good sleeper. His favorite time to smile now is diaper changes. Or when he spits up on you – he just cracks up like he thinks it’s the funniest thing. And his bottle is his pacifier. With a pacifier, it’s like he knows, ‘Ain’t nothing come out of here. No, I don’t want that. Where’s the real deal?’ His best friend is that bottle; that’s all he wants.”

Would you be supportive if he wants to pursue a career in entertainment?

“We’ll definitely encourage education. His father is an education fanatic so we definitely want him to get an education and go to school. My mom always said, ‘Whatever you want to do, I’ll support you as long as you’re happy.’ So I will do the same.”

I am thrilled to see Jennifer with a good man and a beautiful child. After everything this poor girl has gone through it’s wonderful to know she is happy. She is definitely America’s Sweetheart, no doubt.

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Colton Harris-Moore is the Barefoot Burglar

I knew the story of Colton Harris-Moore would go national.

You see, the “Barefoot Burglar” as he’s known as around here, is still on the loose. The 18-year-old has a long rap sheet and has been leading a life of crime since he was 12-years-old.

He hails from Camano Island, a small island off the coast of Washington. For years he terrorized locals by stealing cars, boats and lately, even airplanes. He is called the ‘barefoot bandit’ because he’s left footprints at the scene of his crimes.

In April, Colton snuck out of a halfway house and has since been suspected in approximately 50 cases. Since then, the teen has turned 18, and when he is caught, if he is caught alive, his penalties will be far greater than if he had turned himself in before turning 18.

Amazingly, this kid is suspected of stealing three airplanes. Two in Washington and one in Idaho. At least one of the planes was started with a screwdriver. And not only has this kid pretty much taught himself to fly, he even flew over the Cascade mountain range, which according to local pilots I have talked with, is not an easy task.

Colton’s last known whereabouts was a home he burglarized in Granite Falls, WA. The couple returned home to see that someone had taken clothes and eaten food. A makeshift camp was found deep in the woods behind the home. This area was also in close proximately to where one of the stolen planes was taken from.

Police responded to the call and were shot at, presumably, by Colton. That’s when the manhunt really began. Homeland Security was called in and a Blackhawk helicopter with heat-seeking equipment began the search. The search was eventually called off, with Colton still on the loose.

The local news channels have visited Colton’s mother, and after you hear this woman and her reasoning, you can immediately see where Colton’s troubles began. With her.

KING 5 News

“If he flew planes, I’m proud. Because he would have had to teach hisself [sic].”

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Katy Perry & Russell Brand in Paris

Lovebirds Katy Perry and Russell Brand stepped out together yesterday, hand in hand while in Paris, France.

The couple went to Pere Lachaise cemetery to visit rock-n-roll legend Jim Morrison’s grave.

They sure jumped into this all hot and heavy, didn’t they? I think it’s going to be a nasty breakup, folks.

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Nicole Kidman’s botox face

Just kidding! It’s actually Nicole Kidman’s new wax figure!

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Just kidding! I am really messing with you. It IS the real Nicole Kidman and botox is obviously her best friend. Her face is so full of the stuff that if you pricked her forehead with a pin the stuff would come seeping out.

Yes, Nic is beautiful and all, but in a creepy/possessed doll sort of way. She’s like the porcelain doll on the shelf that looks like it is always looking at you, no matter where you are in the room, and it’s expression says, “I’m going to get you MFr!”

Twighlight Zone stuff..

[Photograph: © Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Levi Johnston to pose in Playgirl

Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby, has accepted an offer to pose in Playgirl magazine – naked!

* Gasp! *

The 19-year-old is reportedly working out with a personal trainer, 3-hours a day, 6-days a week, to prepare for his “big reveal”. He’s also on a very strict low-carb, high protein diet. The magazine will most likely hit newsstands before the end of the year.

Levi, who is no longer with Bristol Palin, his child’s mother, is looking to start a career in modeling and/or acting and is hoping this shoot may help jump start his career. He’s been looking for a reality show of his own, and his first commercial (Wonderful brand pistachios)  hits televisions this week.

From MSNBC:

In the short spot, Johnston walks toward the camera with Jones, an Anchorage private investigator who also is Johnston’s bodyguard. As they approach the camera, fan voices call out to Johnston off-screen. As he snaps open a pistachio, a voiceover declares, “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection” — a reference that Johnston has said in interviews that he and Bristol sometimes had unprotected sex.

Classy! You can see where all this is headed…

Porn.

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Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. J. Lo., is trying to make a comeback in the music world .

She’s released, “Fresh Out the Oven” a new dance track featuring Pitbull. Already I hate the name of the song! What was that? Bun in the oven?

Not trying to be a J. Lo. hater, but really, she isn’t ‘Jenny from the Block’ anymore, y’all. The song lacks anything catchy. Except for “Break it off here, break it off there”, and all I can think is of J. Lo. breaking off Pitbull’s wang!

Jennifer has a new website promoting the mediocre song, called WhoisLola.com. She has an alter ego and her name is Lola. Oh lawd, hasn’t someone done this before? *ahem* Beyonce *ahem* Methinks someone is trying to beat Beyonce at her own game. Good luck with that one, Jen.

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